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All the grizzlies and all the cubs couldn't keep Jennifer Grey from winning last night on DWTS....such a bummer for Bristol:( hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...wow the judges with their scoring last night insured little Bristol ended up not in 2nd but 3rd, the tea party didnt brew enuough ....yes I know she is a sweet girl but really the finals...Congrats Jennifer

Perfect Night

Perfect scores for Jennifer last night on DWTS, she really was amazing too bad she won't win! Little Bristol was so bummed that people were saying last week that she doesn't deserve to be there.....hun cause you don't! yes we know you have worked super hard and you don't have any entertainment experience and you think you are the most improved dancer there blah blah blah....fine you are a sweet girl who has come a long way but to think you deserve to be there over Brandi, you are nutso! Kyle do super good as well.....however did you hear the roar of the crowd with boooooos when Bristol didn't get the scores the audience thought she should...and of course mama bear was there to insure the votes for her little cub....I will be surprised if Bristol doesn't win!

So I have watched a little bit of the new show Skating with the Stars and I am not sure about it yet kinda cheesy but I can see it growing on me possibly......

WTF?

Okay so yesterday when I wrote in this blog that it would be the shocker of the season if Brandi got kicked off I really didn't think it would happen......seriously seriously Brandi gets kicked off last night on DWTS, and yet again Bristol is safe, not only safe but she makes it to the Finals, the Finals people! I would say go ahead and just hand Jennifer Gray the Trophy but shit at this rate Bristol could be the champ?!!

And Then there were 3...

Safe to say Jennifer has made it to the Finals next week on DWTS there is NO chance she is going home a perfect 60 out of 60 last night.....Brandi also has to be safe shit that would be the shocker of the season if she didn't make it, her personality is hit or miss..

But it does come down to Bristol and Kyle who both were surprisingly great weren't they? Yeah Kyle has already been doing well but he actually got higher scores than Brandi, and what the hell Bristol who invaded your body last night...both are so likeable to everyone I have been saying all season that Bristol is the one to go and have been screwed in saying so, sooooooooooooooo what the hell she goes home tonight!

No Surprises/Can't stop watching

No 'whaaaaaat' moments last night on DWTS, it was pretty clear that Kurt was going home and your final four heading off to the semi finals next week are Brandi (most likely your winner), Jennifer, Kyle and yes even Bristol, the Tea Parties new cause!!

Onto Real Housewives of Beverly Hills....freaken car accident, train wreck, freak show drives me nuts everytime I watch yet I still watch! One of the gals actually said last week that the sister to the Maloof brothers that own the Kings and the Palms in Las Vegas is such a low key down to earth gal.....REALLY, if low key is having nannies, personal chefs, personal trainers and a private plane then yeah sure she is low key! ughhhhhhhhh

Jerks!

ughhhhhhh! Rob and Arnie who NEVER watch and have NEVER watched DWTS have picked to win this year the 2 highest ranked girls Brandi for Rob and Jennifer for Arnie who was falling from grace but has found a way to pick herself up.... so it's a no brainer a duh that they both will make it into the semi finals next week....

So that leaves us with Bristol, how is she still here?? Oh I know how her mama! Yep she gets in the bottom last week so this week Mama Bear decides to show up in a skirt looken all sexy but acting sweet to rally up those votes for her cub...Bristol just may actually make it to the semi finals.........?????

Kyle and Kurt, what to guess what to guess, Kurt has that football loveablility that the show has always embraced and Kyle for the first time got some 10's in his scoring....I say Kurt goes home but I won't be surprised if it's Bristol...

Say What?

Well my prediction to go home last night on DWTS was at least in the bottom 2! It was down to Kyle and Rick Fox, and I was sure it was a slam dunk Kyle was getting the boot...drum roll......Rick gets sent home! Just like last week when Audrina got sent home remember Bristol is still there just like she is now, Tea Party do you have to make your point even on a Reality show???!!!

200th!

The big 200th episode celebration was last night on DWTS and to celebrate they had past champs and past memorable contestants on to judge with the exception of Kristi and Apollo who formed teams with this seasons dancers, and hellooooooo shit Team Apollo had the win before they even hit the dance floor...Brandy, Jennifer and Kurt..okay so Kurt was the weak link took on Team Kristi...Kyle, Ricka and Bristol and duh Team Apollo took that win..

Really Kelly and Giles, the only non champs of the judges were also the only ones not to give their dancers a 10, and Kelly saying Bristol had tough shoes to fill, which were Kellys shoes a little full of yourself don't ya think..of course Brandy and Jennifer are atop the leader board at this point its a crap shoot as to who goes home but I will guess Kyle....

?????????????????

Is this the first season on DWTS that we are this close to the end and there are this many bad dancers left?? I mean shit really Audrina goes home but Kurt and Brystol are still here?? Bottom 3 for Jennifer Gray again this is the quickest I have seen a Queen Bee go down on the show!

Can we talk Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for a quick sec....I am not sure which one is worse Orange County or this one, this one for sure wins with the plastic, it's almost hard looking at some of these people their faces are so frozen and all the cheek implants shit they look like dolls and not in a good way it's like a freak show but they really think they are pretty!

Rock it!

It was Rock night last night on DWTS and the worst performance goes tooooooooo the house band! Reallly rocking out to Pink, I started muting my TV and just watching the dances...and like I have been saying these past couple of weeks Jennifer Gray is falling from grace, another bad performance from her if it wasn't for that Rock n Roll marathon they did at the end Bristol of all people would have had a higher score than Jennifer last night....Rising Queen Brandy once again had the high score and her and Max actually seem to like each other no acting involved! Or their acting has gotten really good!

I am thinking Kurt goes home tonight, when he dances his body is as stiff as if his dick was hard!! bye bye Kurt, sweet guy just a bad dancer!

Mrs. Brady no more!

Well that was the second shocker of the season on DWTS...the first of course was the Hoff going home the first week, that still sucks ass since he was my choice booooo...and then last night we had Jennifer Gray in the bottom 3! She has been slowly losing her top status and Brandy is right on her tail...to add to the shocker Mrs. Brady, Florence Henderson got the boot, come on over Bristol?? Even Florence with her age dances better, Bristol is the WORST, yes she is a super sweet girl but compared to Mrs. Brady not a celebrity!!

Really Friends??!!

Was that forced or what! last night on DWTS it was TV theme week so Brandy and her partner who haven't gotten along all season danced to the Friends theme song to try and shove down our throats that they are such great friends, best friends as Brandy says thru a fake smile..please I am not buying it, when they were being interviewed by the next Barbara Walters Brooke Burke, Brandy and her partner should get a 7 for their effort in trying to convince us how close they are...nope! none the less they did get the high score of the night!

Shit man this is where is starts getting tough with who goes home and all....hmmmmmmm......I seriously am at loss this week, I have been dead on the past few weeks......lets say Bristol only because she is the weakest dancer left...

What an Ass!

Sooooo done with the Situation...first on Jersey Shore he open hand smacks Snooki on the mouth, what a nice guy.....then last night on DWTS when they showed the clips of him being interviewed after his awful dance the night before he was a total baby, saying how the judges are just haters and didn't notice all his hard work and he is so done with this as he walks out of the room leaving his dancing partner alone....he was saying how everyone has been able to see another side of him on DWTS...Yeah another asssey side....glad you got kicked off!

What!

Well that was a Dawn like comment! What the heck were you talking about Brooke when you said to Rick Fox last night on DWTS, 'well it's hard for stars to do lifts'......don't you feel like she just says shit to kill time before they give the scores, just stand there and do what you do best look pretty!

Mama bear was back to support her little cub...guess the thinking is she will get more votes with mama Palin there since last week Bristol was in the bottom 2...yummm doesnt' she realize she didn't get enough votes to win an election, how is she gonna save her daughter with votes!!

But really I do think the Situation's time is done...hate to say it although we finally got to see his abs...even he said 'we got a Situation over here' at how bad he did! bye bye, see ya on Jersey Shore!

Kiss Ass!

Could the folks at DWTS have been a little more obvious with their kiss assing toward Micheal Bolton?! He sang last night in place of Susan Boyle who got sick and boy they made sure we knew it.... ohhhh Michael Bolton he bailed us out, ohhhh Michael Bolton thank you for saving us, ohhhh Micheal Bolton why don't you bend over and let me give you a big fat kiss on your booty...all his whining finally got them to cave, I even think at one point that said something to the effect that it was his triumphant return!! Hey Michael we haven't forgotten you crawled out of a dog house and put a dog bone in your mouth buddy!

Wait how could I forget, my prediction was right! Margeret Cho got sent home...

Dead Lay!

Starting to think The Situation is one of those guys that gets a lot of ass because of who he is and then once the chick gets in bed with him it's that total let down moment, we've all had those gals!! His dancing is SO AWFUL, dear lord that guy is stiff...he did say he will show more of his abs soon so that should make him safe!!

I am thinking tho that it's either the Sitch or Margeret Cho, it was story telling night and Margeret's had an awesome message, be proud of being gay and don't feel shameful about it, but the message out shown her dancing.....you know I am gonna say Margeret goes home tonight, probably totally wrong!

No Surprise!

Poor Micheal Bolton or 'Bolt' as the doghouse read!! He was the only one who was surprised that he got the boot last night on DWTS, is it me or does he seem lifeless??! Florence Henderson has more energy, so no surprise here that he was kicked off!

Okay where is all the GTL's, we can't be having The Situation in the bottom 2 anymore people! And really Kyle gets to do the encore performance and not Jennifer Gray pleeeeeeease!!

Oooooooo You Betcha

Well the grizzly mama came to see her cub last night on DWTS, and the Palin matriarch surprisingly acted normal, no high horse from her......Bristol actually is a sweetheart on DWTS, she just needs to put a little more persoality into her dancing but that girl is safe tonight from elimination....

What the hell was that from Brandy, she totally threw her dancing partner under the bus for her poor performance, those two totally don't look like they get along but let's face it she is safe too.....there is a person hands down that is going home tonight...Michael Bolton WOW! Really crawling out of a dog house and putting a bone in his mouth, he thought he was humiliated last week no no no, he topped himself in that department this week, poor guy and a 12! And Bruno giving him a 3, a 3!! I don't think I have ever seen that number on this show, sorry Micheal but I think you are out!

The Hoff???????????????????/

Really?? Really???? Gosh dang it, shit, mfer! The Hoff is the first to go last night on DWTS, come on we are supposed to believe he got less votes than Margeret Cho and that Kyle guy ridiculous...he was the biggest star....yes I am a tad bit more bitter about it since he was my choice to win! Kinda funny..ughhhhhhhh...whatever yahoooo can't wait to watch next week

We Got a Situation Over Here!

So I wasn't as excited about this season of DWTS, the 'stars' are kinda lacking!! But of course I will be watching! Last night was a bit strange, from Margaret Cho trying to combine comedy with her dancing just so didn't work that face she kept making was a bit weird to the uncomfortable interviewing that happens after they dance, a lot of one word answers!

You betcha no Sarah Palin last night on hand, that was all the talk leading up to last night will she or won't she be in the audience, I think she had some cubs to tame!! Bristol was actually a sweet girl you could tell she was nervous, shy and uneasy so not too bad of a job from her...

GTL....oh my The Situation was not so good at all, he only had 5 days to practice so hopefully he can save face next week....My guy the Hoff one of the lowest scores of the night can Germany vote? He is super popular there!!

Going home tonight, hmmmmm I am thinking Margeret will be saying good bye!

Craaaaaaaazzzy!

Yeah yeah yeah I know it's been awhile....So much Reality TV I am watching and then I forget to blog about it!!!

Real Housewives of New Jersey, still my fav Housewives come on Danielle really Jackelyn's daughter threatened your life?? I thought you have turned over some kind of new leaf with spiritual enlightenment??? NO! Okay so the finale is on my DVR with the showdown between Danielle and Caroline, don't ruin it for me I am going to watch it after I am done writing this!!!! Real Housewives of Washington D.C it's a train wreck that I can't stop watching...what is up with the British gals voice?? If I don't look at the screen I can swear it's a man! Shit I will feel bad if I find out she has had like throat cancer or something.....

GTL...MVP....crap I could blog all day about this masterpiece reality show! How could such garbage that is Jersey Shore be so addicting to watch, I get giddy when it's Thursday night!!!

Rachel Zoe yahooooo is back love her...bananas!! Her hubby is so ready to get Rachel preggors, at least she would put some much needed weight on that fragile body of hers!!!

Top Chef, Project Runway 2 of my ALL time favs also on the DVR these days...pack your knives and go, avedazane!!

Anyone else watching Big Brother??? I feel like it's really silent when I ask that!! Well shit it's like tradition now to watch every Summer! Dude I thought my laugh could be annoying, nope Rachel has clearly won that award!

The one Reality show I am stunned that I watch is Bachelor Pad, I thought this will suck sure I will tape it but watch it hell nooooo! Well I have watched every episode! Elizabeth ughhhh really forcing a guy to be with you when he clearly thinks wants no part of it and is only hanging with you for self preservation..especially when you keep professing your love to him, I will feel bad for you if I liked you but it really is just pathetic! And how is this chick the Queen Bee??? You all had your chance to kick her out and instead we lose Gia....okay I must go watch the Season Finale of New Jersey Housewives...

Farewell to Simon

Didn't that farwell to Simon seem like it was actually a farewell to Idol!? I felt like I was watching the last time I would see Idol.....and with Simon and Paula gone and lets face it this year was not as exciting as seasons past its getting close to the last time we see Idol!

Loved that Paula was there for the send off to Simon, she is so cooky but I love her..and what the hell was that Kanye West moment from that guy on stage with Dane Cook??? Weird, awkward and not funny!

Of course the night was really about the next American Idol and although I predicted it would be Crystal I was so happy for Lee! Such a down to earth guy, so sweet and pretty good looking he was very shocked and I think Crystal was too!

Really not looking forward to next season but I must watch the train wreck!

Season 10 Winner!!!!!!

Who said it, that's right I said it...Nicole will be the winner of DWTS...and she is!!!!! It came down to her and Evan, no brainer that it would be Nicole!! Hahahahahahaahha I won our show bet of having the last standing dancer and not only that my picked dancer WON!!!!
bye the bye what the hell dance was that, that creepy former dancer Jake did along with his pick of Vienna go away Jake you are just weird never thought I would actually feel sorry for Vienna but I do, boy does she have the look of regret on her face doesn't she!!??


Onto Idol....it's a slam dunk don't ya think...Crystal Bowersox will be crowned our American Idol tonight, it was a love fest with the judges that's for sure with her...Did you notice that whoever wins their record single won't be some song Kara wrote them or anyone wrote them, this is a first it will be some other bands song that they will re do, Lee with U2's Beautiful Day and Crystal with some Mountain Song....strange...

No Perfect scores!

Judges were tough for sure last night on DWTS, especially when this is the best Top 3 they have had in a very long time....

Tonight they dance some more but based on last night it would seem that Evan will be cut first tonight leaving Nicole and Erin, Erin is the underdog at this point and we all love underdogs so she might have gotten way more votes...however Evan is so likeable and a great dancer that your Top 2 will be Evan and Nicole with of course Nicole winning the whole thing....yahoooooo!

Easy Prediction

For sure one of my easiest predictions I mean really we all knew Casey was going home last night on Idol..I like tho how they had Lee safe first and then it was between Crystal and Casey trying to make us think it would be a Daughtry moment with Crystal being sent home...even Seacrest knew that was ridiculous so instead of doing of having long pauses before announcing he just went right to it Crystal you are safe Casey goodbye!!! Finale next week!!!!

BeLEEve

What!!! Shit Ochocinco is out on DWTS, didn't you for sure think his popularity would carry him to the Top 3!!?? Erin, Evan and the soon to be Winner Nicole will battle it out next week, Erin and Evan I am sure will put up a good fight but it won't be good enough to beat out Nicole!

Was last night on Idol Lee night or what! Dude stole the show....this is just too easy to predict..Casey is so going home tonight he isn't even on the same planet as Crystal and Lee, looks can only get you so far!

Best night of DWTS this season so far! Shit Nicole was on fire...and crapola so was Evan those 2 for sure will be in the Top 3, I know the scoring just isn't what counts but he does have a lot of fans as well.....

Lowest score went to Ochocinco and Erin even made Carrie Ann cry with her beautiful dancing but she just isn't as popular as Ochocinco so I think as far as dancing talent goes that will be the upset tonight that Erin gets sent home...whatever doesn't matter my girl Nicole is ohhhhh so close to kissing the trophy!

What????

Who saw that coming last night on Idol??? Didn't we all think it would be Lee or Casey getting the boot??!! I for sure thought when Casey was the first one safe that it would be Lee sent home then when Ryan says Lee was safe and it was down to Big Mike and Crystal...I thought could this be a Doughtry moment on the night that Daughtry was performing and this is the end of the road for Crystal???? Glad Crystal was safe afterall I have her winning the whole thing! Sad to see Big Mike gone such a big teddy bear, really should have been Casey....home town visits next week.....

Contestant or Artist??

Bye bye Niecy, such a sweet lady but your time to go last night on DWTS, couldn't beleive Ochocinco was in the bottom 2, I was worried for a second, but only a second cause he will for sure make Top 3 along with my girl Nicole and Erin....

Onto Idol...Jamie Foxx was the mentor for theme songs from movies and he had these Contestant or Artist shirst made up for those that have proven to be either or at this point and obviously you want to be called an artist which of course Chrystal was...actully they did these duets, Chrystal and Lee and Big Mike and Casey and the duets were much better than there individual performances except for Chrystal...

This is so hard, lets see for sure Chrystal and Big Mike are safe and lets just say Lee is as well and hottie Casey gets the boot...

Craaaazzzzyyyyy!

Yes Danielle I am calling you crazy!! So excited Real Housewives of New Jersey is back and it's only been 2 episodes....Danielle is proving herself to be nutball, shocking....what a bitch of a mom too, nice to squeeze in on your daughter's modeling career and then throw a party in her honor which actually doesn't include your daughter being there or any of her friends it actually was a party for you????!!!!...to say what a great mom you are for your daughter making the cover of a magazine...huh?? ughhh she just makes me sick....

You Dirty Dirty Bird

Len you are such a pervert when it comes to Erin! I thought he was going to pull down his pants and start touching himself while he was calling her a dirty dirty bird, that backbend was amazing that she did giving her second place last night tied with Evan...of course my Nicole had the high score of the night plus a perfect score, her first!! Of the 5 left, Niecy has to be the one going home tonight anyone else would be a total shocker although Niecy's personality is better than Erin's and Erin was in the bottom 2 last week but shit she is such a great dancer, it has to be Niecy...

Booooo Brothers!

Crap I so wanted the Cowboys to win Amazing Race..instead the freaken brothers won they serioulsy stepped up their game with the last race I was like where the hell did these brothers come from????? But I for sure thought the Cowboys would pull it out like they usually do, they played such a better game all season...sucks!

Awwww Poop

Sweet little Aaron is gone from Idol...thought the tweens would keep him around....holy crap we are already to the Top 4! Talent should put Crystal and Lee in the Top 2, looks Casey and just that big bear you want to hug Micheal this is a tough Top 4, so hope we don't have a Daughtry moment with Crystal! Movie theme songs should be well interesting next week with hot Jamie Foxx!

Frank Sinatra..Really??

Really Idol you had Frank Sinatra night?? Come on the guy was beyond a legend , kinda like a cruel joke for the contestants! And it showed what a bad night...Big Mike seemed good because before him it was awful with Aaron, Casey and yes even Crystal...but Lee holy shit I was thinking oh great this too is so not his style this might suck...nope! Lee was on a much higher level last night than the rest and truly kicked ass!

Crap can there be a bottom 4, it's tough to decide after last night a bottom 3....okay Casey, Aaron and how bout Crystal, love her but she's never been in the bottom and she has had 2 rough weeks, but she will be safe and Casey will go home...

What!!!!!!!!!!????

Erin in the bottom 2 on DWTS....who the hell saw that coming?? Not me! Well I knew it would be Pam or Neicy to go home, but I went with Neicy and was wrong! Pam is out she just never really connected with the females....my Nicole is that much closer to the trophy now!

Jersey Housewives!!!!/Dancing

Sooooooooooooooooooo excited that my girls are back! Real Housewives of New Jersey!!! Looked at my DVR this morning and went shit yeah gonna watch me some housewives today!! So tired of all the other Housewives shows, Orange County has too many creepy people on it, New York is just way to pretentious and borrrring, Jersey and Atlanta is all we need!

Onto last night's DWTS....After a rough week last week for Evan he was so back this week getting a perfect score of 30...booooo but once they did their team Cha Cha dance my girl Nicole and Evan are tied with their scores for last night both with 54 and both of course safe...

Hellooooo diamond necklace for Cheryl for her birthday from Ochocinco, thier "relationship" is just professional tho...????!!!! who to go home tonight, has to be between Neicey and Pam...crap I will say Neicey...

Down to 5!!

Hey I got it right!! Siobhan was sent home on last night's Idol....thank god they no longer have to sing the song that they got kicked off for, wasn't it a sweet moment when Siobhan was hugging her family and friends in the audience after singing and then the judges...only 1 chick left and this was supposed to be the year of the gals damn it! But that one chick Crystal is gonna win the whole freaken thing, don't get too cocky boys!

Soooo Glad!

I was wrong with Pam being sent home on DWTS and I am glad cause it meant Jake is finally out of here...he is just so creepy to me, could he have been anymore of an actor as he was giving his goodbye speech please I have seen that act way too many times when he was the bachelor...bye bye Jakeeeboy!

On last night's Idol Shania Twain was the mentor, she is just so pretty and sweet.....damn this is a hard one everyone did alright, although I didn't care for Siobhan but the judges thought it was great.... Aaron singing his song to his mom that was so sweet...damn it this is just so freaken tough...don't care that the judges for the first week didn't like Crystal's performance she is still so safe...

Crapzola....we will say Lee, Big Mike and Siobhan in the bottom 3 with Siobhan going home...I know I am most likely wrong this is a tough week!

Hodge Podge

Len and his phrase hodge podge of sexy moves, whatever guy my girl Nicole still had the highest score of the night on last night's DWTS! He is so into the technical part of dancing, we know it's a dancing competition but it's also entertainment, loosen up!

Not only did Nicloe have the highest score of the night, she also won the swing dance marathon, that trophy is getting closer and closer to her hands!!

Arnie's pick of Evan, had a rough night last night scoring the lowest he has scored all season but he's safe, he is such a likeable funny guy, don't ya agree?!! While Rob's pick of Ochocinco has his highest score of the season so far but they didn't beat out Nicole who again had the highest!!

Thinking it may be time for Pamela to go home or Niecy....let's say Pamela will be saying bye bye tonight!

Idol Gives Back

Okay I am getting ready for Aunt Flo to pay me a visit so I am super emotional so I totally fast forwarded thru all the Idol gives back stories! I would have been a sobbing mess, but from what I did see of them some awesome charities that will benefit from last night...

yeah, yeah yeah Siobhan was safe, strange cause she has gotten so boring maybe it's just me, well must be since she didn't get voted off! Casey(hottie!) and Tim were in the bottom 3 like I said along with sweet little Aaron and it was time for Tim to go, what a bummer for him he was finally finding himself and doing so much better...

Super excited for the Finale of Project Runway tonight!!! I have yet to blog about it but I have been watching all this season!! WTF!! Well I will for the finale!

Buh, buh bye bye Kate!/Crystal is the Winner

Thank God, Kate is finally gone on DWTS! Everyone keeps saying how strong she is, I think they are mistaking her trance like state for strength, wake up Kate wake up!! What a class act her partner Tony is you could see how fed up he was with her yet stayed professional and said great things about her while she 'needed a moment'.....does her acting ever stop.....well at least on DWTS it does!!

Onto Idol...seriously let's just call it know, Crystal is the winner, the other contestants don't even compare it's getting silly, the girl has no competiton...

Siobhan I am thinking it's your time to go, cute butterflies but your funky style is not gonna keep you there..Siobhan, Casey ( I hate to say, still love ya!)and Tim in the bottom 3 with Siobhan going home.....

Almost Perfect!

Freaken Len the only DWTS judge to give Nicole a 9, while the other 2 gave her 10's...even after he said it was the best dance of the season so far, well if that is the case you too should of gave her a 10 you jerk!

So my girl Nicole had the highest score, Arnie's pick Evan had the 2nd, and Rob's Ochocinco is somewhere toward the bottom but he will be safe...

Creeeeeepy watching Jake do Tom Cruise but once again he is probably safe...it may be Kate's time to go, she is just a horrible dancer, well she isn't really dancing more like walking and sleeping! Moms keep saving her but I am saying she goes home tonight!

Oopsie!

Duh totally forgot that last night was Double Elimination night on Idol! Last week the judges used their only save on Big Mike so 2 had to go bye bye...

So I was half right! Andrew Garcia is finallly gone, you got that one right for sure America, still his best moment was at Hollywood week which was ages ago!

Sweet little Katie got booted off, I so wouldn't have picked her to be the one to go home already I was thinking it would be Aaron but then again all the tweens love him!

Crystal Bowersox you so have the title of Amercia's next Idol in the bag!

Booooo Aiden!

Man Aiden is gone on DWTS...so much better to look at then weirdo Jake and that accent of Aiden's yummy! I did think Aiden was in trouble tho...remember???!!

Onto Idol, last night was Elvis night, and for the first time ever a past contestant was the singer on to help the cast...Adam Lambert! Can we all be over our love fest of Andrew Garcia now??? Seriously he needs to go home, seems like a great nice guy and all but that's not the contest! Bottom 3 Andrew, Aaron Kelly and Siobhan with Andrew going home...

Double Score Showdown

To add just a bit more excitement on last night's DWTS, they did a double score showdown...dancers got scored for technical and perfomance...

Once again Kate did her little I am so down on myself routine, that seems to be working since she keeps getting voted back even tho she is a stiff noodle dancing!

Really are you kidding me...Evan gets the high score of the night even with 2 broken toes! Still too early to gloat Arnie!

My girl Nicole had the second highest score of the night and Rob's dancer Chad had the fourth...

It might be time that Aidan goes home but he is so nice on the eyes, crap maybe it will be Neicy..shit okay let's say Jake actually, yeah the bachelor gets the boot!

Idol Saves

Wow! So did not see that coming....well Andew Garcia in the bottom 2 not a shocker at all but Big Mike!! And then when Ryan said that Andew was safe, I about shit my pants!! That guy has some kind of luck cuase his talent is not showing these days...

Weren't you thinking crap, we still have Chrstyal and Kasey left who the judges would want to use the save on in the future if they need to but Big Mike is worthy of it too...

Yahooooo so exciting when they did use it on Big Mike, the way Big Mike was pumping his hands after he found out so reminded me of Arnie!! So next week 2 go home...

Dancing and Idol

Who called it?? That's right I did! Buzz got sent home last night on DWTS...it was between him and Kate Goslin who is just seems like such a bitter person...for sure the nicer and sweeter of the 2 got sent home...

On to Idol...thank God for Chrystal Bowersox and Casey James otherwise last night would have been a yawn fest! Although Lee was good and didn't you feel bad for him when they were making fun of the badpiper he had come on stage...it was kinda weird but also weird in a cool way....I am becoming really bored with Andrew Garcia, you can only hold onto the Paula Abdul song you did in Hollywood week for so long, Hollywood week was a lifetime ago and everyone is still waiting for that moment!

Bottom 3 tonight....Aaron Kelly, Andrew Garcia and Siobhan...going home Andrew Garcia!

Paparazzi!

Sorry house band on DWTS but hearing you sing Paparazzi by Lady Gaga just wasnt' right on the ears, I still chuckle thinking about it....Kate danced to that one and boy did she get ripped by the judges, I thought she was gonna rip their claws out..her death looks are priceless!

Really, really Len a 6 for Nicole what the hell was that about, the other judges give an 8 and a 9 clearly she did a fantastic job..doesn't matter she is safe tonight...

Arnie's pick of Evan was the high score of the night, they didn't even mention his injuries or I somehow missed that part! Clearly his injuries didn't affect his performance....Aiden keep talking I love your accent...so damn sexy!

So tonight I am gonna say that Buzz goes home although I am probably wrong on that, he is a terrible dancer but so likeable and sweet!

What is going on??!!!

Really Andrew wasn't in the bottom 3? but Katie was??? Katie does one of her best performances and Andrew has been falling off the wagon since well just about the beginning of the Top 24 and this week was by far the WORST from him and he is safe???? Come on people quit drinking the Andrew juice!

So Paige and Tim were in the bottom 3 which was not a shock, and although I predicted Tim would go home I was not surprised it was Paige, I just liked how sweet she was on the show...so you know how they can use the save after you sing for your life..Simon told Paige it won't matter because it already is a done deal they are not going to save her and then of course they still make the poor girl sing..come on America Tim or Andrew have to be next..right???!!!

What a Thud!

Not the best night on Idol! Weird song choices right??!!! I mean shit they could pick from the biggest number ones of all time....

Wowzer with Andrew, damn what is happening to him he is falling a part quickly, Simon saying he sucked the soul out of the song and tortured it was a bit harsh but sadly true and not sure if your looks will save you this week Tim, don't sing Elvis ever again!

Of course my girl Chrystal kicked ass as always!

Bottom 3 will be easily Paige, Tim and Andrew...with Paige or Tim going home...shit this is hard lets just say Tim....

Dancing's First Night!

Not bad for a kick off show...liken Brooke Burke as the new co host, liken how the contestants are now waiting out in the audience instead of backstage and then interviewed on the dance floor and judge Len is still a jerk!

Ughhh Jake from the Bachelor is so creepy, really showing up with a rose, didn't see that coming..how cute was Buzz the astronaut guy and Shannon tearing up over her dad watching who is currently recovering from a stroke... I thought that was sweet..

So onto who Rob, Arnie and myself picked....Rob's guy Ochocinco, a little stiff but does have some moves...Arnie's Evan, well shit he is an Olympic ice skater so of course he did good...and my girl Nicole from the Pussycat dolls kicked ass had the highest score of the night!!

Next show is next Monday night and the kick off isn't until Next Tuesday night...I hope it's Kate Gosslin...go be with your kids!!! I will make my official prediction next week.......

Judges Save

The judges save is back this season on Idol, the judges can save someone up until the top 5 and if they do that means the next week 2 people go home...so last night the person who was voted to go home sung their heart out and the judges said nope not gonna save ya....

That person was Lacey...ya ya ya I Know I said it would be Tim but hey I had the bottom 3 totally right it was Paige, Tim and Lacey all in the bottom 3 so there!!!

No Rolling Stones

It was Rolling Stones night on Idol, with no one from the Rolling Stones there! Not a manager, back up singer or roadie, nothing!! Idol is losing it!! And you like how they are trying to create the Paula/Simon thing with Kara and Simon, hey Idol it's NOT working!!

First night on the Kodak stage for the Top 12 and shit this year everyone is pretty much good but the stand out was Siobhan, really starting to like her she is so weird in a good way! Tonight someone goes home so...the bottom 3 will be Lacey, Paige and Tim with Tim Urban going home..

No Rolling Stones

Well...there was a shocker!

Really??? Lily Scott doesn't make the Top 12 but Katie does??? I know this will be hard to believe but I was way off this week with my predictions and I was doing so good! Sent home last night on Idol was Kaitlyn, who I didn't say...Toddrick who I didn't say....Alex who I didn't say... and Lily who I didn't say!!! 0 for 4 great job!

Casey, Big Mike, Lee and Chrystal are the ones to beat and will go the farthest..come on you have to agree with that!!

Big Upset

I am gonna predict a BIG upset on tonight's Idol for the boys...Andrew Garcia is going home...I know its crazy but the guy just keeps getting worse week after week kinda sad cause he was so good, some people just can't handle the pressure just yet, he is so talented I don't think it would be the last time we would hear from him but not on the Top 12..your other boy will be Aaron Kelly, wow I am really reaching this week! He is so sweet and the young girls probably love him, there are just too many other guys that are better this year...we find out tonight!

Last Chance

It was the girl's last chance last night on Idol to make it to the Top 12 and it was kinda blah for your last shot....easily making it will be Crystal Bowersox, Lily Scott and Di Di Benami, yep she came back from being not so great last week and almost getting kicked off...

For sure gone is Paige Miles, damn she is such a great singer but there is no star power there, no there there...shit I am tore after that between Katie, Siobhan, Lacey and Kaitlan, I am just gonna say Katie, she's 17 so she has lots of time to make it happen...

Already a Shocker!

First shocker of the season on last night's Idol....Michelle getting sent home instead of Di Di, what the fuck! Even Di Di was stunned it looked like she was gonna say 'um I think there has been a really BIG mistake here and I am gonna send myself home'....have no idea what you all see in Di Di, she started out good in audtions but since the show has started that girl has yet to show herself...

At least we all got it right by sending home John Park, Jermaine and Haley....3 out of 4 for me is pretty damn good!!! After next week we will have our Top 12!

Idol Girls

Down to 10 chicks on Idol, 2 will be cut tonght and Chrystal Bowersox WON'T be one of them! Love her, they wouldn't say what she was suffering from to be in the hospital just that she was really sick and to prove the pro she is you wouldn't have known it with her performance last night, she is just such a true artist...

Okay so on the hot seat tonight is Haley Vaughn, it just isn't working out for her, super cute and sweet but it's just not there and sadly it may be our last time seeing Di Di Benami or Paige Miles...let's say along with Haley it will be Di Di, I know saying Di Di is a risk, we will see tonight!

Please please bye bye John and Jermaine!!

The girls were supposed to perform on last nights Idol, but Chrystal Bowersox is ill and went to the hospital so the doctors advised her not to perfom last night so the boys went on instead and I hope she is there tonight really like her.....

Wow so did Kara take her bithchy pills or what last night??!! Maybe that's why I have this love hate thing for her, I see some of me in her!!! Okay so really can we all agree America that John Parker is BOOOOOORRRRRRING, nice guy but please send him home it's painful to watch him sing! Jermaine I love that you love the lord but I think your time is up on Idol....Toddrick Hall probably also in danger but the girls find him too good looking at this point to send home just yet I think anyway! Thursday night we will find out what 2 guys and 2 girls get sent home....

How is John still there????

Last night's Idol sent 2 girls and 2 boys packing and how in the heck wasn't John one of them?? Nice guy and all but sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring when he sings, sleep fest..

Okay so I was half right with the girls, Ashley did get sent home poor thing was truly surprised and then you all sent Janelle home??? Come on she is so cute and sweet and has a great voice she's like a Carrie Underwood, maybe that's the problem...for the boys I had that shit ALL wrong well sort of I did say that Joe would be in trouble of going home and he did get kicked off but my 2 predictions of Jermaine and John were totally off!! I guess we could see it coming with Tyler going home I guess America doesn't want another Jim Morrison!!

Helloooooooo Lee and KC!!

Some nice eye candy on Idol with Lee and KC! And I started out being a little annoyed with Tyler Grady, Mr. 70's but then when he said he needs their critisism to grow and maybe he will go to the mall to find a new look he won me over!!

Okay so I think it's pretty easy as to who is going home tonight with the boys, 2 will be sent packing and I think it will be Jermaine Sellers and John Park although Joe Munoz could be in trouble also....

Love you Big Mike, Andrew Garcia, Lew Dewyze and KC James these are the boys to watch!!

Top 12 Girls!

Overall last nights Idol for me was a little dreary as Simon would say, all the judges seemed bothered to even be there, and I have never seen Simon more bored, think he is looking forward to leaving! Ellen did okay, like her better on her show, love watching her show actually...but she does fill the nice spot that was missing with Paula...

Okay so Thursday night 2 girls will be kicked off along with 2 boys who perform tonight..

So for the girls it will be Ashely Rodriquez and Lacey Brown

So far I really like Lily Scott, who was living out of her car for awhile and playing on street corners to make money and I like Crystal Bowersox a rocker mom!

CRAP!

What a load of shit on last night's Idol...so they did the 3 room thing and what do ya know Hope my favorite who I was looking forward to seeing in the Top 24 was cut such crap..they then went on to narrowing down who will be in the top 24 which at this point I am still bummed it won't be Hope, but Big Mike made it thru and I do like him...all 24 will be revealed tonight..whatever

Group Night!

So it's Hollywood week for Idol and last night was group night which is filled with drama, love the drama! Except for last night the drama included my girl Hope who was with a group of whiners....they originally didn't want her in their group for really no reason other than they were uncomfortable??? What does that even mean! Doesn't matter tho cause Hope made it thru!! yahoooooo...Remember the guy who was in jail for robbing a bank with a bee bee gun as a teenager, well he was cut last night..boooo kinda liked him he was turning his life around:(.....Getting close to the top 24 next week!!

Ughhhh with The Bachelor

Seriously this guy what the hell??!! First he keeps around that twit from Florida, have no idea what he sees in her, hey boys here is a hint if a girl has had problems having other girls as friends her whole life and then the entire house of girls on The Bachelor doesn't like her that is a HUGE red flag! We bitches don't just exclude a girl out of jealousy I know that is the lie she keeps telling Jake, we exclude cause as girls we can see right thru your fake ass!

Now Ali is gone the only cool girl left, damn I wanted her to stay but she would have lost her job and has no guarntees with Jake and the way he has kept the Florida bimbo around I don't blame her for choosing her job, so sad though!

I don't really have someone I am rooting for with the 3 that are left, okay you know how I feel about Florida chick and the other 2, is it just me or are they really mousey and insecure??!! What a let down...but of course I am a sucker and will continue tuning in!!

Road to Hollywood Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So as I turn on last night's Idol, I was like awww man it's just a recap show but I kept watching anyway and glad I did! They showed some singers we hadn't seen yet of course some goofy ones for you all to make fun of but some touching ones as well, ya know the ones I like!!

The 3 that stood out for me are ones who have life stories already, stuff they have had to overcome that a lot of people their age haven't and for me it really adds to their singing, helps make it believable....there was DiDi whose best friend died and you could feel that in her singing, Sweet Aaron whose parents moved him around a lot because they were so poor and couldn't take care of their kids so Aaron's Aunt adopted them instead of them going into foster care...and the one that had me choked up was Hope, she has 6 siblings and she also grew up super poor she would bring home food from her lunch she would get at school to share with her siblings, but she always felt like there was tomorrow and that there were a lot worse things than just going without...for a 19 year old she already gets it such a strong sweet girl rooting for you in Hollywood!!

I love you hair, your teeth...

God bless Victoria Beckham! On last night's Idol she was again all about the looks! Didn't matter if you were good or bad she had something to say about your appearance.....Oh I love your boots, that dress is adorable, what white teeth you have, oh my gosh your skin is lovely, you are so bubbly and cute, your outfit works love it...Victoria Beckham was in a singing group right???

So glad that Haeley (yes that is how she spelled it, not the traditional Haley) made it thru, she not only was a preemie but her dad who she was close with died when she was 10, such a sweet girl with a different cathcy type voice..

One more audition night tonight and then it's Hollywood week!!!

Goooo Dave!

Last night's Idol of course was the same laugh, be mean, belittle those that sure can't sing...blah blah blah..ya know all the stuff the majority of you love..

Positive highlights from last night..Christen who has been in remission for 8 years from Luekemia and she is only 16, had an a great voice and is just so sure of herself and has already learned at such a young age to savor all that life has to offer..

And the other hightlight for me anyway was Dave, he has Terret syndrome, ( I am sure that's not how it is spelled!) which you can imagine has had people make fun of him his whole life none the less he has such a great attitude with life and the amazing thing is when he sings the Terret doesn't show or bother him at all!! Rooting for you buddy!

Katy Perry...my new Hero!!

Okay so far this season on American Idol Kara has been well a bitch, we for sure have been missing the soft nice side of Paula..Kara has been jumping right in with the boys and all thier meaness and when she is nice, it comes off as sooooooooo fake..

So last night on Idol Katy Perry was one of the judges and was just flat out mean to Kara which I loved bringing her down to earth, letting her know how it feels..at one point Kara was making these weird noises to that guy Jason who was trying out and Katy looks at Simon and says "is she talking to a puppy or a person" and then made fun or Kara's face.....hahahaha loved it...

Kara was going on and on about the last guy Chris who I also loved, poor guy had to grow up with 25 different foster families...anywho Katy says to Kara " this isn't a lifetime movie sweetheart"....again funny, usually I would find this kind of stuff mean but Kara has brought it on herself...there was one point where Katy wasn't funny just rude by telling Kara " I am gonna throw my coke in your face...when Kara was making fun of the song I kissed a Girl and I thought Kara was gonna lose it...fantastic job Katy!!

Honey, Sweety....ughhhhhh!

Ughhhhhhhhhhh the more I see Kara on Idol the more I don't like her she just rubs me the wrong way, I actully used to like her a bit but now that Paula is gone a real bitchy side is coming thru with her..those honey's and sweeties that she says to people just so not genuine, it's like she has been told to be nicer and it's killing her to do so, she looks way more comfortable being mean to people...did you see her with Theo, yeah I know the cape and feathers on his face didn't help but she was all like oh honey oh sweetie oh it just breaks your heart....soooooooooo fake!

The last guy Matt kinda had me tear up, the one who spent 4 years in jail for robbing a bank with a beebee gun when he was 15, cause all the pain he knew he has caused his family and he really wanted a second chance at life and seemed real about it and damn what a voice, as Simon said Brilliant! His dad was so happy when Matt walked out with the yellow ticket loved seeing that joy!

Musical Boobs!

With only an hour of Idol last night it was a lot of clumping the bad singers together which lets face it that is why so many of you tune in this early is for the awful ones...Amy who did musical boobs, Brian who tip toed while he sang and danced and Harold who claimed to have allergys thats why he couldn't sing and then broke down crying all probably filled your need for the bad!

For me loved Kaitlan whose parents are going thru a divorce, dad just up and left, how nice of him! And sweet little Page who almost died from an asthma attack both made it thru and can't wait to see them in Hollywood...

Tonight Idol is off to Florida, hopefully for those of you who love to see failure you will be pleased tonight!

Pants on the Ground.....

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground whatcha doing with your pants on the ground...damn song is stuck in my head now! If you don't know, that was sung by 62 year old General Larry on last nights Idol! Nice guy but obvioulsy did not get thru..

Of course a lot of hearts were broken last night but why concentrate on that??!! Stand out for me was Vanessa, a VERY southern girl who likes to jump bridges cause there really isn't anything else to do in the her small town in Tennessee, the smallest town in the state, she was very back woods but so genuine and had a pretty good country singing voice, she got thru and I thought I was going to cry when she did, you just knew this was the biggest thing for her to even get to travel somewhere else..she feels so trapped in her small town and now there is a glimpse of hope for her....I know, I know I am so sappy!!

"I'd like to fly to the moon but I can't".........

Classic Simon is back on Idol...."I'd like to fly to the moon but I can't....well I could actually"...what Simon said to Mere about her wanting to be a singer!! And poor Janet the girl that thought Kara was Paula, get over it Kara btw....anywho this is where you need honest friends to tell you hey your stomach is hanging out, damn muffin tops!

Kara is still her annoying self, at times I really like her and other times last night I found myself saying alright enough already....gee I think that is the reaction I get from our listener's!!!

Of course there were the usual horrible singers which we will be highlighting on the show so I thought I would be my less fun self and say I really liked Katie, her grandmother has Alziemers, okay I know I am not spelling that right...anyway and she is super close to her and she wanted to make it on the show before her grandmother forgets who she is, so sad...she was actually a great singer and of course made it!!

Oh yeah did you notice that Victoria Beckham really didn't comment on the singing of most the singers..it was all about how they looked, way to go...using your knowledge of the music industry!

Looking forward to Idol tonight, they will be in Atlanta!

Holy Shit Season 3!!!!

Where to start?????????? Gotta agree with Arnie that Season 3 seems like it is going to be the best season yet of Dr. Drew's Rehab!!!

Did you know Dennis Rodman is married?? Poor gal, Guy is a total freak so doesn't want to be there and his mummbling is driving me crazy! Heidi Fleiss, Heidi Heidi Heidi what a piece of work, did you see her eyes light up and she had the biggest smile on her face when she found out that Shelly who works at the center used to be a hooker for drugs! and the guy from Alice n Chains nicest drug addict ever so freaken polite but I see a massive withdrawal coming his way and the fangs will come out!! can't wait for next week!!!!!!!!!!!!