OHHHHH YEAH BITCHES!!!!!

I am En Fuego!! That's right 2 of my predictions have been right this year with DWTS and while that may not be a good average, for my shittiness it's faboulous!!!

We will miss you Cloris Leachman, you were a cutey and I hope to have your spunk if I live to be in my 80's!!!

Did you all also catch how I said that the 2 weakest couples included Cloris Leachman and Susan Lucci....and who was in the bottom 2.....that's right Cloris and Susan!!

Catch ya all later....

ANOTHER STANDING O!!!

What to do, what to do! Okay so clearly with the last 7 couples remaining there are 2 that just aren't as good as the rest...those 2 are..

Susan Lucci and her partner Toni and Cloris Leachman and her partner Corky. The judges gave Susan a 23 and Cloris a 15. Judge CarrieAnn has said what I have been saying, that although Cloris is fun to watch and has a lot of spunk it was sad to lose a good dancer last week with Toni Braxton over Cloris. But once again this week I do gotta say Cloris was cute and entertaining she does bring a lot of personality to the show and shit her partner spun her around but on arm and one leg! And of course the audience gave her another Standing Ovation!

Fuck a duck if Idon't predict her going home tonight she finallly will go home!! So yes my official prediction will be Cloris going home tonight BaDoop!!

Girls Next Door

So as I am watching the new episode of the Girls Next Door from last night and I catch myself sceaming "REALLY." Holly has taken some of the Playmates to a Stripper workout session at her gym and one of the moves has the girls spreading their "kitty" open and one of the Playmates was like no I will be keeping my legs closed!! REALLY you will take off your clothes for the whole world to see your goodies but you won't spread your legs with clothes on???? I am a bit confused on that one!!!

BTW it is just so freaken weird and sad to watch knowing that Holly and Hef are no longer together, she just seems to fit so well with him but the girl wants to get pregnant and it ain't happening with Hef....

Chat with ya all soon...DWTS tonight!!

MY SHITTINESS CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!

Crapola!! REALLY! So when they started announcing who is safe on DWTS the second couple that's right the SECOND couple announced safe was Cloris and Corky...Yes I predicted Cloris would go home but shocking I was wrong!!!

Which serioulsy the person sent home was Toni Braxton, she is actually a good dancer and the key word there is she dances, isn't this a dancing show??? Cloris is a neat great lady but come on people she doesn't dance, how far are we gonna let her go just off her fun personality??? Yes, yes, yes I agree for her age she is busten a move and combined with her personality she is winning people over but again I say, Toni Braxton was such a better DANCER!!

Booooooo me! Well at least I still have my one prediction of Rocco going home right!!

IT'S CLORIS'S TIME

Alright check it out it's Week 5 of DWTS and we are down to 8 couples and of those 8 couples Cloris Leachman is the only one that doesn't really dance, yeah she is so cute and has so much spunk but this isn't a contest for the best cute and spunky person, it is called DANCING with the Stars!!!!!! I think it may be her time to go home......

I think so far the top 2 couples to watch are Brooke and Derek and Cody and Julianne both kicked ass last night but not far behind them are Maurice and Cheryl, finally I think those two are connecting.

You may be thinking where are Lance and Lacey in this thing, I mean he was an N'Syncer!! Well last night wasn't his best, he fell on his booty but had a nice recovery, anywho Lacey who I love as a Professional dancer has quite the attitude with the judges which so far is not helping their scores, they are good so hopefully they can catch up to the top 2.

Yep after thinking about it more my prediction for the person going home tonight is....

Cloris Leachman...BaDoop!

New Reality Shows to check out this week

Well know that the Great Rachel Zoe's Reality show has wrapped up for the season, "I Die" and she "Shut it Down" you only get that of course if you watched her show and know her lingo!! I hope she does a Season 2! Anywho not to fret there is a new style type show starting this week called Stylista, Tyra Banks is producing and all the contestants are going to be clawing for a position at Elle Magazine, lots of drama and fashion, I am sure they are "going to kill it!" Another Rachel Zoe mantra!!! Anywho you can check it out this Wednesday night at 9p on the CW.

The second Reality show starting this week isn't new but it's TERRIFIC!!! That's right good ole Dr. Drew is back with Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew! Some of the messed up "stars" that will be on this season are Tawny Kitaen, Sean Stewart (Rob Stewart's son, he must be soooo proud!), and ex- Guns N' Roses dude Steven Adler...Gary Busey will also be apart of this Circus! First day is always the best when they all arrived fucked up, you know you gotta get in your last high before rehab!! Then the detox is painful but somewhat funny at the same time, shit I hope that doesn't sound mean cause I really don't mean it that way!!! Alright so check it out Thursday night at 10p on VH1...

Project Runway Winner Sucks Ass!

Really??!! Leann the winner of Project Runway, what a joke. Don't get me wrong she is a super sweet girl and her collection was pretty, but not enough spunk or personality, just very plain and classic...some would say boring...On the other hand Kenley and Kuto's collection's were full of color, creativity and just came alive on that runway, seriosly should have gone to one of them.

One of the highlight's of the finale was when Heidi Klum came out and said the original Guest judge Jennifer Lopez couldn't make it, that's right Jennifer Lopez and then she asked the night's replacement guest judge to come walking out and mind you after you were told a super star like Jennifer Lopez was going to be there you were expecting someone similiar but instead.........Tim Gunn comes walking out...a big wa wa wahhhhhh!!! Tim Gunn is stylist to the stars and a super neat guy but already a regular on the show!!

Well I am looking forward to the next Season of Project Runway which I believe has a new home on the Lifetime Network until then as Heidi Klum would say 'You are out!!!!'

Girls Next Door

Okay it all makes sense now! I just finally got around to watching Sundays season opener of the GND and as I was watching I thought there is something different about Holly, she seems really down and her and Hef don't seem as solid as they used to appear on the show....and then I read a couple of my gossip mags and her and Hef are over! And in her interview she said it was basically happening for awhile once she couldn't get pregnant she fell into depression.. so all this must have been happening while they were filming this season....word is she is still at the Mansion but should be out by Halloween, totally weird I know but I was so used to seeing them together on the show that next season will be kinda sad that she won't be there...but of course I will still watch!!!

KICK ASS!!!!!! FUCKEN EH!!!!!!!!

YES! Finally finally finally I get my prediction right on DWTS!!! Sadly it was time for Chef Rocco to go...I will miss your cute tight ass Rocco!!

I got to say though I was a little nervous cause it was Rocco and Cloris Leachman in the bottom 2 and although Cloris got a stading O for her dance, it really wasn't for her dancing, it was for her personality! But alas I was right! Did I mention that already that I was right with who would get kicked off??!!!! Hey I said I would get at least one right and here it is and most likely my last!!!!

Buh-Bye Chef Rocco!!

So last night's DWTS was pretty much a yawn fest! The one highlight was Cloris who got a standing ovation, which must piss off the other contestants who actually dance! Cloris instead uses her acting skills to get her thru the dances and she is just so freaking entertaining, Cloris you are safe once again!!

Sadly I must stick with the prediction I made last week, yes Chef Rocco is going home tonight! As fun as it is to look at him the boy is stiff and what the heck did they have him wearing last night, awful with those chicken feather sleaves! Bye Chef Rocco!

One last thing that damn announcer drives me freaken crazy when he goes to the judges to find out their scores and when he should say Carrie Ann Inaba, he says something like CarrieAnnEkneeba, so annoying!

REALLY!!!

REALLY!!!!! Fuck a duck!! So I finally would have been right with my prediction of who is going home on DWTS and they decide because Misty May Treanor had to drop out of the competition no one would go home last night!Oh wait it gets better.....you see they announced who would have gone home and yes that's right it would have been MY prediction of Rocco! It's actually pretty funny, I finally get it right but not really!So Rocco's low score will follow him into next week so he will have to cut a rug to save himself from being kicked off, shit maybe I should predict him already for next week? No I better wait!
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Misty May Treanor OUT!!

So it's the 3rd week of DWTS and our first casuality is out! Misty May Treanor Friday night during practice tore her achilies tendant OUCH!, I know I know, that is not how you spell it but you know what I mean!! Last night they made it official that she won't be able to continue in the competition....I like her, sweet girl but she would have gone soon anyway!

Can we just take a moment to talk Susan Lucci.....her body is just so damn rocken but holy cow is it stiff, is that from age or not enough stretching??? I will say not enough stretching that way there is hope for all women not quite her age yet!!!!


Alright now onto my shitty prediction for who is going home!!! I swear I will get at least one couple right this year!!!!

In the bottom.....


Cloris and Corky
Rocco and Karina
Toni and Alec

Damn it!! I am torn betweent Rocco and Toni....Rocco God love em but the boy can't dance! Toni on the other hand can usually dance really well but last night was just weird, her outfit was like she was Queen Elizabeth and the dance itself was booooooring!

Okay here it is cause it will probably be wrong anyway!!!......Getting kicked off tonight is....

Rocco!!!! BaDoop!!

Who will be America's Next Top Model

I love that dramatic pause Tyra Banks makes when saying 'Who.............will be America's Next Top Model..

Well this season the true whiner is Marjorie, wee wee. She is French and her parents are from France but she has lived here pretty much her whole life, but she says she was raised with the European type attitude which she says is pretty negative. And dear God this last episode that sure did show, every time that girl could complain, bitch and moan she would, it is so f ing annoying!! She's not even that pretty, she is what Tyra would call ugly pretty and she always does these poses where it looks like she has osteoporosis!!! I kinda feel sorry for her when she gets around other people she is very socially awkward, but she still annoys me!!

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders New Season!!

Hey All! So I was sooooo excited to see a new season for the DCC finally! I don't know what it is but I am so addicted to that show! The girls are put threw hell, it's pretty damn hard core to make that squad!

Anywho I just got threw watching the season opener and the open call auditions are hilarious because so many girls show up who have NO SHOT! And you are like 'have you even payed attention to how hot the DCC grils are, why do you think you compare???!!!!' Girls that can't dance like AT ALL, instead they do like stripper moves and roll around on the floor, hilarious!! It's also amazing how many chicks who aren't in shape show up! Bellys hanging out along with back fat, what the f??? The DCC girls have bodies to die for, that is a must! Nothing wrong in general with not having a fit body but everything is wrong with it when you are trying out for the DCC!!

They picked the final girls to make it to training camp, so it's gonna get real hard core quick, you gotta check it out if you haven't already, it's on Saturday nights at 9:30p on CMT

Shit, Shit, Shit!!!!!!

Damn it!! Wait why am I surprised!!! Yes again I was wrong with who was going home on DWTS!!! So we were 50 minutes into the show and who I predicted to go home was still not announced safe....could I have been right about it, I thought?? Well that's a big NO!! Right at 52 minutes in Maurice Green and his partner Cheryl were announced safe... I swear I am gonna get at least one couple right this season, no really I will!!!

Are you freaken kidding me!! Reeeeeeally this week Kim gets kicked off, I predicted her to go home last week, one week off again, shit I did that last year with my predictions being one week off and all!

I felt bad for Kim though becasue she said that 5 years ago on this night her dad passed away and stupid Host Tom Berguon or however you spell it!! says to Kim's dancing partner Mark 'do you have any words for your dad'......who is alive by the way!!! what an ass!