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Is this the first season on DWTS that we are this close to the end and there are this many bad dancers left?? I mean shit really Audrina goes home but Kurt and Brystol are still here?? Bottom 3 for Jennifer Gray again this is the quickest I have seen a Queen Bee go down on the show!

Can we talk Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for a quick sec....I am not sure which one is worse Orange County or this one, this one for sure wins with the plastic, it's almost hard looking at some of these people their faces are so frozen and all the cheek implants shit they look like dolls and not in a good way it's like a freak show but they really think they are pretty!

Rock it!

It was Rock night last night on DWTS and the worst performance goes tooooooooo the house band! Reallly rocking out to Pink, I started muting my TV and just watching the dances...and like I have been saying these past couple of weeks Jennifer Gray is falling from grace, another bad performance from her if it wasn't for that Rock n Roll marathon they did at the end Bristol of all people would have had a higher score than Jennifer last night....Rising Queen Brandy once again had the high score and her and Max actually seem to like each other no acting involved! Or their acting has gotten really good!

I am thinking Kurt goes home tonight, when he dances his body is as stiff as if his dick was hard!! bye bye Kurt, sweet guy just a bad dancer!

Mrs. Brady no more!

Well that was the second shocker of the season on DWTS...the first of course was the Hoff going home the first week, that still sucks ass since he was my choice booooo...and then last night we had Jennifer Gray in the bottom 3! She has been slowly losing her top status and Brandy is right on her tail...to add to the shocker Mrs. Brady, Florence Henderson got the boot, come on over Bristol?? Even Florence with her age dances better, Bristol is the WORST, yes she is a super sweet girl but compared to Mrs. Brady not a celebrity!!

Really Friends??!!

Was that forced or what! last night on DWTS it was TV theme week so Brandy and her partner who haven't gotten along all season danced to the Friends theme song to try and shove down our throats that they are such great friends, best friends as Brandy says thru a fake smile..please I am not buying it, when they were being interviewed by the next Barbara Walters Brooke Burke, Brandy and her partner should get a 7 for their effort in trying to convince us how close they are...nope! none the less they did get the high score of the night!

Shit man this is where is starts getting tough with who goes home and all....hmmmmmmm......I seriously am at loss this week, I have been dead on the past few weeks......lets say Bristol only because she is the weakest dancer left...

What an Ass!

Sooooo done with the Situation...first on Jersey Shore he open hand smacks Snooki on the mouth, what a nice guy.....then last night on DWTS when they showed the clips of him being interviewed after his awful dance the night before he was a total baby, saying how the judges are just haters and didn't notice all his hard work and he is so done with this as he walks out of the room leaving his dancing partner alone....he was saying how everyone has been able to see another side of him on DWTS...Yeah another asssey side....glad you got kicked off!

What!

Well that was a Dawn like comment! What the heck were you talking about Brooke when you said to Rick Fox last night on DWTS, 'well it's hard for stars to do lifts'......don't you feel like she just says shit to kill time before they give the scores, just stand there and do what you do best look pretty!

Mama bear was back to support her little cub...guess the thinking is she will get more votes with mama Palin there since last week Bristol was in the bottom 2...yummm doesnt' she realize she didn't get enough votes to win an election, how is she gonna save her daughter with votes!!

But really I do think the Situation's time is done...hate to say it although we finally got to see his abs...even he said 'we got a Situation over here' at how bad he did! bye bye, see ya on Jersey Shore!

Kiss Ass!

Could the folks at DWTS have been a little more obvious with their kiss assing toward Micheal Bolton?! He sang last night in place of Susan Boyle who got sick and boy they made sure we knew it.... ohhhh Michael Bolton he bailed us out, ohhhh Michael Bolton thank you for saving us, ohhhh Micheal Bolton why don't you bend over and let me give you a big fat kiss on your booty...all his whining finally got them to cave, I even think at one point that said something to the effect that it was his triumphant return!! Hey Michael we haven't forgotten you crawled out of a dog house and put a dog bone in your mouth buddy!

Wait how could I forget, my prediction was right! Margeret Cho got sent home...

Dead Lay!

Starting to think The Situation is one of those guys that gets a lot of ass because of who he is and then once the chick gets in bed with him it's that total let down moment, we've all had those gals!! His dancing is SO AWFUL, dear lord that guy is stiff...he did say he will show more of his abs soon so that should make him safe!!

I am thinking tho that it's either the Sitch or Margeret Cho, it was story telling night and Margeret's had an awesome message, be proud of being gay and don't feel shameful about it, but the message out shown her dancing.....you know I am gonna say Margeret goes home tonight, probably totally wrong!