Fucking Tivo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reeeeeeeeeeeeealy are you kidding me!! So I go to watch DWTS and what do you know my freaken Tivo did not tape it, how that happened baffles the shit out of me cause it was set to tape..ugghhhhhhhh!!

Well tonight 2 people will be sent home and I think even tho I didn't get to see the performances it's safe to say that Steve O and the Apple computer weirdo sucked!! So that is who i say goes home tonight!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the bottom 3 was Michael, Alexis and Allison, HUGE surprise with Alexis and Allison, then they tell us Allison is safe...so of course it HAS to be Michael going home right? NO!!! What the fuck! Wait wait the judges can still save Alexis, they have their 1 save of the season left and surely they will use it on her, she is one of the few left that can acutally sing, that actually has a shot on becoming the winner....so the poor girl sings, and they tell you her it was good but not good enough and kick her off...seriously freaken ridiculous this show...

Country Music Night on Idol

Okay so I am a Country music fan and last night was a little painful on Idol!!! It's the kind of music that if you don't do it right it might sound a little goofy!

Wow what a surprise 'Anoop dog' as Randy calls him, was...he was even worried cause it was country music night and said it wasn't quite his thing....hey it wasn't most of the Idol's thing last night but Anoop did a nice job singing good ole Willie Nelson!!!

The stand out last night, and I think it will be 50/50 on whether you liked it or hated it...Adam singing Ring of Fire, I don't know if Arnie watched but i can tell you he would be throwing his tv if he heard it, on the other hand Adam did make it his own.....if you like Tool or Nine Inch Nails you probably liked it..Simon thought it was indulgent rubbish!!

Crap now who is going home...this shit is hard......I will just say Michael, only because he went first which is already a bad thing, and he was forgettable in his performance...badoop!

Belinda????????????????REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean seriously!!!!!!!!!! Belinda and Steve from Apple were in the bottom 2 on last nights DWTS then they do their 'dance off' which is new this year, the judges give them both the same score which is absurb...anywho the judges scores get combined from the fans calls and yeah Belinda gets sent home???????????????????????? Great more creepiness with Steve to come....

Not loven the Doo

Melissa is one of my fav's on DWTS she is just so freaken adorable and likeable, however last night her doo was poofier than her body!! She still kicked ass, she got the first 9's of the Season!! My other girl Holly showed much improvement however the stupid judges gave her 6's just like they did with that weirdo Steve from Apple, seriously are you kidden me??? I didn't think that man could look creepier but last night with those 'nerd' glasses he out did himself!!

Steve 0 from jackass wasn't on the live show because of an injury but they did tape his dance rehearsal that you could vote on and it was a hot mess!! I say Steve from Apple goes home tonight unless they do that thing where Steve O leaves because of his injury, that would also be a good thing!!

Kardashian Drama

Kourtney is so freaken rude to her Mother, yes Kourtney your Manager mom should have been at your photo shoot, she wasn't and she knew she was wrong, you girl are way over reacting calling your own mom a bitch, seriously you are being a cold hearted snake just like what your sister Kholoe called you, why do I like this garbage!!!!! Sadly I can't get enough! And how about their brother and his compulsive cleaning habits in the apartment he shares with his Cheetah Girls girlfriend, doesn't he remind you of Brea on Desperate Housewives!!!

Loven Candy Girls!

Have you seen this new Reality show 'Candy Girls?' It's on E right after Keeping Up with the Kardashians on Sunday nights and I am totally hooked! This gals owns an agency that deals with the chicks that are in music videos and there is lots of drama and chicks being bitchy, it's great!!! Seriously I am watching it right now and there really isn't anything major happening, but I like it, why? I don't really know!!! They are shooting a video for MIMS, I dont' know it's just interesting, a whole nether world...

2 Beeeawwwtches Gone!!

Your tour ends here you skank ass Ashley, ughhh she drove my ass crazy and damnnnn Bretanya very classy spitting on Heather when you got up to 'brawl' with her!! And Brett reeeeeeealllly you actually said that Ashley and Bretanya are 2 of the most beautiful girls you have ever seen, c'mon Brett take out Ashley's breast augmintation, flatten out her over worked on lips, take out her hair extentions and let her bleached hair go back to it's orginal color and you aren't left with much!!! Now Bretanya on the other hand yes that girl was pretty much a natural beauty however did you notice she only really talked when she wanted to kick someone's ass!!

With the chicks left I am not seeing long term with any of them, which is good cause hopefully then we will get another season of this trash I love!!

The Judges may Save you

Alrighty so there is a new rule on Idol it goes like this....Until the Top 5 if someone is voted to go home the judges can save them, however they can only do this 1 time..when the judges use this no one will go home that night but the next week 2 go home..

Last night the judges did not use their 1 save....And who could they have saved????

Jasmine or Jorge, yep both went home last night. Gotta say didn't see the Jasmine coming but a little happy about it becasue it was between her and Megan and I love Megan

Jorge was standing up there with Anoop, who I thought would be going home...when Simon was asked if they were gonna save Jorge tonight he abruptly said NO! It was classic Simon, cold with no concern!

"NEW YORK CITY PART 2"

Okay so while these ladies have class when it comes to money over the Orange County chicks...they clearly don't have class at Charity functions for pete's sake!! Ramona and LuAnn totally get into it while cooking food for Cancer patients, so wrong! And over the age of LuAnn's husband of all things, come on girlies....really???!!!

"NEW YORK CITY"

Okay pausing the Tivo...I am watching Real Housewives of New York City and while I prefer this group to Orange County and Atlanta.....that Alex and her husband just freaking creep me out, beyond pretentcious just plain WEIRD...just creepy weird...weird weird weird...ughhhhhh!

Okay taking Tivo off of pause to continue watching......

I can't beleive how much more I enjoy watching the New York City wives instead of the Orange County catty bitches...here are my observations...thanks for asking!! With the New York City gals, you SEE they have money by the way they live and they do just that live and we get to follow them around however with the Orange County gals they are like look at my car, look at my jewelry, look at my house, look at my boat, I guess that is the difference between those with class and those without!!

Are you Shitting me!!!

Okay so CLEARLY the kid episode was FIXED on Rock of Love...PLEASE like Military moms or any good Mom for that matter would allow some skanky bitches WHO THEY HAVE NEVER MET in bikinis that basically have their boobs falling out watch something as precious as their CHILDREN!!! Freaking ridiculous!!

Look I didn't think Rock of Love could get anymore ridiculous but Brett has outdone himself this time around!!! And yes......I will continue watching!!!!

Top 13 Perform

So Idol kicked off last night and to start things off the judges have a new entrance now...they walk down the stairs on the Idol stage and are introduced from some deep voiced announcer, something Simon loved!!


anywho first night is always hard to choose who will be the first one kicked off but I will give it my best...oh by the way the theme was Michael Jackson songs...

Bottom 3

Anoop
Jorge
And I hate to say it but Megan...damn I love her but shit her perfomance was allllll wrong..

First one kicked off.....

Anoop!

America's New Sweetheart!!

Melissa kicked ass last night on DWTS! She is teamed up with yummy Tony, she only had 2 days to practice!! Yep everyone else gets like 6 weeks!!!

My girl Holly only had like a week to pracatice and for a week with no dancing in her past she did alright...

My baby Ty Murray was a little stiff, he is teamed up with one of my favorite dancers from So you Think You Can Dance Chelsie, so excited to see her apart of this..

Scoring the highest of the night was Gilles, he is the naked french man from Sex and The City movie!! What an ass on that man!!!!

Steve O was lame just as I thought, but the real weirdo of the night was the Apple guy Steve, just creepy to watch..I predict he goes home next Monday...

Top 13

So last night on Idol it was the judges pick in the Wild Card show for 3 more to round out the Top 12 however they really wanted 1 more person to it was made the Top 13....so here are the 4 that made it thru last night

Jasmine...like I said!!!

Megan...My fav and by the way I also predicted her!!!

Matt and Anoop....yeah okay I didn't see those coming!

Thank Jesus Tatiana didn't make it thru, maybe cause she sang the same song now for the 3rd time!!! I agreee with Paula that girl is so dang dramatic, acting would be a great career choice for her!!!

Wild Card Show Tonight

Not bad not bad Dawn...once again I chose 2 of the 3 that made it in the Top 12 on Idol...

Lil Rounds, Scott and Jorge..I chose Lil Rounds and Scott and damn it Jorge was on my mind but he wasn't in my prediction..oh well!

Okay so the judges chose 8 of the Idols that were left for the Wild Card show tonight and of those 8, 3 will be chosen to round out the Top 12 here is who will be competing

Von Smith
Jasmine
Ricky Brady
Megan
Tatiana.....booooooooooooooooo
Matt
Jesse
Annut

Alright I am gonna say that Megan, one of my fav's, Jasmine and Ricky Brady will make it thru..

all in all it's been kinda boring this year but it should get better once we get to the top 12 competing to be your American Idol...let's hope anyway!

Blahhhhhh

Wow what a boring group of singers last night on Idol, shit this is pretty easy to pick the 3 that I think will make it thru...

Lil Rounds
Scott MacIntyre
Nathaniel Marshall

The first 2, Lil Rounds and Scott have fantastic voices and the 3rd pick Nathaniel just stands out with his fun personality and signature head band!!

This Thursday will be a Wild Card night to pick the final 3 to be in the Top 12...

By the way the Bachelor 2nd part of the Final Rose was last night and ummm well Jason is still a rat bastard! He and Molly are still together but I just don't get it, Melissa seemed like such a better fit....also your next Bachorlette will be................Jillian!!

What a Bastard!

Well the rumors were true.....Jason last night on the Bachelor chooses Melissa, but then on the After the Final Rose which occured weeks later, he dumps Melissa and chooses Molly...at first Molly is shocked but then is excited and accepts to see where their relationship could go...whatever...never pegged Jason for such a schmuck!

So tonight there is going to be a follow up to all this to see what has happened to all 3..poor Melissa but hey it's better to find out before you get married..right!!

K-Dub Moves out

I got a little choked up last night on GND...it was a full hour showing the start of the breakdown of our Girl's Next Door..first one to move out Kendra...then Bridget was off for 4 months with her new job traveling and reporting from the world's hottest beaches and Hef touches on how unhappy Holly is cause she really wants marriage and babies something he can't give her...next episode shows those annoying twins coming to see Hef while Holly is away in Vegas, god I am not looking forward to the new Girls Next Door with those twin bitches............

Dice Man is Out/Bachelor Chooses tonight!

Hickory Dickory my ass!! What a clown Dice Man is! Last night the second season of Celebrity Apprentice kicked off and the Dice Man was the first celebrity booted. Good call he was useless with their first challenge all he did was talk about how funny he is and do the worst impersonations of John Travolta...blahhhhhh!

So tonight is the Finale of The Bachelor, it's between Melissa and Molly....god he better choose Melissa, although rumor is he does choose Melissa and then during the the recap show after the finale he dumps her and the chooses Molly. Supposedly while the show has been airing he has been seeing both girls on different weekends, not sure how much of this is true just out there in the blogosphere!! He doesn't seem like that type of guy but shit you can't put anything past Reality tv!