Friday, January 30, 2009

Another yawn fest!!

Last night was the last of the audtions for Amercian Idol and man what a let down...once again they clumped most of the bad singers together in one clip and only highligted some lame bad singers like the guy who called himself a human Ipod, a guypod....get it!! Joel was his name and he walked in with a cut out Ipod, awful singer of course...could you beleive the girl who has won like 700 singing contests! Holy cow she was awful, but in classic form really thinks she can sing. Adeola, Adeola, poor girl quit her job to come to the auditions and well that was a bad move however Simon called her boss and got her her job back...staged you think? if not showed a softer side of Simon...

Well that's pretty much it kiddos, next week off to Hollywood!!!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Almost Hollywood time!

Shit the last audition on American Idol last night had me in tears...gal named Rose who is 17 lost both her parents...her dad died when she was 13 then her mom when she was 15, holy shit...so glad they liked her and she got thru...I am so hormonal!!!

So did you see ESP girl? I think her signal may be a little off, she felt good about making it but wasn't sure...huh?? Gothe looking gal with thigh highs let's just say not a flattering look on her.....she sang a song called "fly away" of course it was awful and Simon said he wishes she would..yeah no yellow ticket for her.

It's pretty bad when you bring a lucky rabbit with you and it's actually a person in a rabbit suit and the rabbit shines more than you! yes a boy named Chris brought his friend Gregg who was dressed in a rabbit suit and well it wasn't so lucky for him but the judges were entertained by bugs bunny!

Don't forget one more night of Idol tonight, it will be a 2 city tour and they promise their best ever both good and bad...then next week off to Hollywood...

chat with ya soon!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Well that was kinda of a let down last night on American Idol....so the last 2 weeks they were really highlighting the bad ones and then this week what the hell happened??? Wait maybe all the juicy singers were in the first 3 minutes of last nights Idol? You see my Tivo for some reason didn't record the first 3 min......I am guessing probably not....

Now in all fairness I am pre menstrual and girls you know how that can have us see the world differently!! This girl Naomi was pretty bad and her friend came in the room with her cause she really wanted to meet Randy, and her face showed how bad she even thought Naomi was and poor Naomi really thought she could sing and started crying when Simon thought the audition was a joke....let's see what else, Darin who sang Boys to Men was a bit of a drama mama when he walked in the auditon cause someone he just met didn't make it so he was crying....Darin was also not so good of a singer....this guy Michael who lives to sing and play his guitar didn't make it and he was devasted but he did vow that we will see him again....oh wait I forgot about Kaneswa who had lots of self confidence but NO voice, total denial though she laughed at Simon's opinion another one who really beleives she can sing.....

Okay so I guess there were a few after all!! Just not as juicey as the last 2 weeks but hopefully they will make up for it tonight~!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Skanks R Us...or Rock of Love?

What the F??? Serioulsy all we have seen this season are big boobs, drunk asses, fights and throw up!! Not that I am complaining, it's been pretty entertaining but isn't Bret trying to find LOVE? In season's past he had already made serious connections with at least 4 of the girls, this time he barley has spent any one on one time with any of these bitches....ummmmm let me guess, yet again he won't find the love of his life!

Alright well your tour ends here......

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Sober House ROCKS!!!!

Oh Dear God!! Steven Adler is making Sober House juicy to watch! So since day 1 of checking into Sober House Steven has been fucked up on heroin.....ummmm Steven this is SOBER House....they make him leave to sober up, but allow him back the next day where he proceeds to smoke more herion, can barely walk or talk has ginormous pupils but denies he is high!! Hellllloooo you are in a house with ex druggies that can call it as they see it!

The drama continues next week as they show in the previews the cops coming and arresting him....

oh by the way, that dirt bag boyfriend of Mary's was on another Reality show called Date my Ex.... if you watched the first season of Real Housewives of Orange County then you know who Jo and Slade are, well anywho the reality show feautured them trying to find Jo a good man and that creep was on, he was slimmy then and still seems slimmy, what a reality show ho!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Classic Idol...almost!

I must say last night's Idol was a glimpse of classic Idol..yes there were still the montages of the bad singers, but more were highlighted compared to Idol's start this year, agree? yes i think you do!!

Seriously that first girl! Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, What the hell, worst bleach job and I kinda felt sorry for her because her fake eye lashes were a little crooked! But once she started singing well that is where the focus went, holy shit that was bad and of course she thinks she is AWESOME!! Her mom and dad were with her both in complete denial...Simon with one of his classic lines says to her you know what that was like, it's like there were 22 horses and 1 donkey!!

How about that dork Ross...wowzers! He studies chinese symbols and how they are alike and then aligns them or some shit like that, hey way over my head!!!! I think he was trying to sing Opera....not sure...the attempt was not so good...but he says I have this scratch in my throat from the cold air...lol..lol..drinks poor Paula's water using her straw...grooooooooos! Did the water help? of course not!

Oh my gosh and then toward the end this poor girl named Rebekka comes in starts singing and it is awwwwfuullll, she has this bandage on her arm using as a cheat sheet! anywho the new judge Kara says, oh wait i get it you were voted most humorous in high school, so this is a joke.....the girl starts crying cause well it isn't a joke and Kara asks Paula to punch her for being mean!! Felt so bad for the girl...

Highlight of the night....Lenesha, 18 year old girl who has pretty much grown up homeless with her family but she has such a great attitude and outlook, she also had a good voice, wrote her own song that was put together really well, story totally made me laugh with joy for her!!

Actually can't wait for Idol next week......

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Simon Vs. Kara

So last night American Idol was in our own backyard sord of speak...San Fran, show was only an hour...but if I am not comparing it to last year, they did a pretty good mix of the bad and the good..well at least they let some more of the bad ones go on longer than they have so far...

The 2 bad that stuck out was that poor guy who sang with his eyes closed that was the master at the Rubeks cube, Dalton was his name, pretty bad..

The coupe de grass was Akeelah, or Akeelee, who carried around diagrams of the human body so she could teach herself how to sing..and she pronounced all the parts wrong..pretty funny..when she was auditioning, horribly by the way she said wait I was singing from the wrong recktum!!!

This was also the night to show the sparring between Simon and Kara, I guess this is their new thing Kara does gives it back pretty good, but Simon is Simon you can't really touch the bastard!

Well Chat with ya tomorrow!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

American jumped the shark Idol!!!!

Let's face it part of the appeal of auditions were all the folks who TRULY actually thought they were good singers and were just jerks about it if they didn't get picked for Hollywood and well this season they aren't highlighting those folks so much, well accept for Mia, who thought she really could hit those Mariah notes and did the usual cussing and you all are so wrong blah blah blah....

So I think I will just blog about those that I really liked last night....

Jessica - lives with and helps to take care of her 93 year old grandma, very sweet girl

Lil Round - Mom of 3, recovering from a Tornado, fantastic singer!

And by far the story that made me cry and the guy can sing really well...

Danny - He was married and his wife has had a heart condition her whole life and she passed away and he was hoping that thru his singing we would be able to see who his wife was, so freaking sweet! .....he almost didn't audition because the pain is so deep, when you see this guy you won't expect that voice to come out of him...

Well that's it!! Previews for next week do look juicey but who knows....

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

AMERCIAN IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well last night was for sure entertaining!! Okay so I know the show today will just talk about the bad ones and yes of course there were plenty of those but I have to say for me there were 2 stand outs 1 not so good and 1 good with a faboulous story!!

Alrighty so the not so good one....A girl by the name of Katrina, yes the one that showed up wearing a bikini! Are you freaken kidding me, this is a damn family show..yes she does have a rocken body but it was clear the only reason Simon and Randy put her thru was because she was hot! Best part is her and Kara the new judge got into a little spat, this girl had the nerve to tell Kara her voice was all that great either..cat fight!!

Last guy of the night that they showed was Scott...LOVE this story, he is blind but hasn't let that stop him from fully living life, he ski's, ballroom dances and plays piano and yes has a good voice so he got thru....

Not sure about the new judge, she is just kinda there, don't know what she adds yet.....

Don't miss Idol tonight! Chat with ya later!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

BIGGEST Loser, No really BIGGEST LOSER!!

Dear Jesus I am watching the new season opener of Biggest Loser Couples and I am just in tears...Biggest people they have EVER had....they are all so saddened by how overweight they are and you know what those of us that are overweight may not be as big as these folks but we are all in the same boat when it comes to health, anyone who is carrying around more weight then their body can handle is a health risk...I so feel for all these folks, the cool thing though, we will see all them transform into fit healthy people and hopefully never turn back...

Okay so I have to finish watching will chat more about it later......

Monday, January 5, 2009

Rock of Love Bus

Holy SHIT!! So Rock of Love premiered last night and WOW!! I mean really as crazy as the last 2 seasons got, nothing compared to the trash that happended last night! One of the chicks Nikki, who by the way was 1 of 5 chicks to get kicked off last night...anyway this gal puts a shot up some other gals vajayjay and then drinks it, it was so graphic they couldn't even show it just describe it as all the other gals watched on disbelief, priceless!!

I serioulsy didn't think they could find skankier girls but they have!! Daaaaamn there are some seriouos train wrecks on this season, Can't wait, it looks like it will get juicy and oh prediction Bret Michaels will once again NOT find true love!!!

As Bret would say....'life on the road rolls, thank you and goodnight.'

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Reality Show Overload = HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year my fellow Reality Show Junkies!! What a great freaken line up of shows we have for 2009! I thought I would give you a break down of the shows I know of so far and of course as more make their debut I will share them with you and as always feel free to let me know of your fav's...

First off my favorite part of The Hills Season Finale was when Lauren (go Team Lauren) and Heidi had their talk at the party Heidi was working, okay call me a dork but I actually got a little choked up, it was like their old friendship they used to have, wasn't it the old Heidi we all used to love....ending with Lauren letting Heidi know that she will always be there for her if she ever needs her...so sweet..


Alright so the BIGGIE coming our way.....

AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right Season 8 kicks off Tuesday Jan. 13th at 8p on FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait! And so far the new judge Kara DioGuardi seems sweet in interviews but is kinda trying to be the girl Simon from what I have seen in clips of the new season but who knows until it actually starts....and oh yeah there will also be a second night that same week Wednesday Jan. 14th also at 8p.....


Now onto to some of the Reality Shows you can catch.....

SUNDAY'S

VHI
Rock of Love Bus 9p - Bret Michaels is at it again to try and find love, Bret thought he found love, twice...but a no go for the 'poor' guy! He thinks the love has failed because the chicks can't hang with his touring rock n roll lifestyle, so this season on the bus all the girls will go a touring and hopefully this time there will be a rose with no thorns!!!!

NBC
Superstars of Dance 9p - Premieres Tonight 1/4 - For all us Dancing with the Stars junkies maybe this will give us our fix!! Dancers from all over the world compete and show us their native dance styles..

E!

Girls Next Door 10p - I am still addicted even though all this was filmed when Holly and Hef were a couple so the show has lost a little bit of it's luster...oh and yes there will be some more Girls Next Door supposedly being filmed right now with new girls, I think including those damn twins who have NO personality! weeee that should be fun to watch...yes I will still watch!

Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood 1030p - Haven't watched much this time around but when I do it is still entertaining...watching Snoop be a dad and all!!


MONDAY'S

MTV
Bromance 9P - Brody Jenner, Bruce Jenner's son who is the step dad to the Kardasians and Brody also appeared on The Hill's...following along!! Anyway he has his own show now..it's a bunch of guys competing to be apart of Brody's entourage....whatever I have only like 5 min. of it and lost interest but I will probably check it out again!

THE CITY 10P - Whitney Port's spin off from The Hill's...she has moved from L.A. to the big apple to work in the fashion industry but not for just any designer, freaking Diane Von Furstenburg!! I gotta say I wasn't looking forward to this show, watched it anyway and I am a fan!! shocking I know! Lots of drama with her new friends and boys! Her Aussie man is good for the eyes!!

Daddy's Girls 1030p Premieres 1/5 - Another spin off, this time from Run's House, who's house....Run's House!! Run's daughter's Angela and Vanessa move to their own place in L.A. and reality show drama will follow!

ABC
The Bachelor 8p Premieres 1/5 - One of our favorite bachelor's from last season's Bachorlette...Single Seattle dad Jason Mesnick who DeAnna Pappas did not choose, still what a shocking moment that was!! Anywho he will try his luck out and have a shot at 25 gals, sure hope one of these gals is right for him what a sweetie he is, we are rooting for you Jason!

True Beauty 10p Premieres 1/5 - Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher are producers of this show which features 6 hot chicks and 4 hot guys who will actually be tested on their inner beauty, surprise to them!! I don't know I will check it out but not real excited about this one..

NBC
Superstars of Dance 8p - I think this is the regular night for this one and just Premieres on a Sunday...

Momma's Boys 10p - Holy shit! I have only watched one episode and it was really really bad! So all these girls are hoping to find love with 1 of 3 guys but of course the boy's mommas help to make the decision of who their son picks, one of the moms is out of control, only wants her son with a white girl, she actually said that and she also said the girl can't be Jewish! Can you freaken believe that, she made me sick and I just didn't want to watch a women like that...


TUESDAY'S

BRAVO
Real Housewives of Orange County 10p - Boy do I fast forward a lot when I am watching this seasons. Lori was one of my favorites and she decided to leave the show and concentrate on her family so it's pretty lame this go around, there are 2 new housewives one who's husband is in the hospital with cancer so that is pretty sad.... I am just done with Vicki, too much of a spazz she needs to relax!!

ABC
Homeland Security USA 8p Premieres 1/6 - I LOVE the show Cops!! So I am gonna check this out since it is law enforcement related, might be good! I guess it follows around our Homeland Security folks so we can see what they go thru to keep us safe....


NBC
Biggest Loser Couples 2 8p Premieres 1/6 - Trainer's Jillian Michael's and Bob Harper are back to kick some major booty back into shape!! This time around the competition features the oldest contestants, the youngest male, its heaviest male and the heaviest female team, can't wait, this show is one of my favorites!!


WEDNESDAY'S

BRAVO
Top Chef New York 10p - Lots and lots of drama between the chef's and all the pressure they are under to be perfect, this is a great cooking reality show, I am hooked!!

MTV
Real World Brooklyn 10p Premieres 1/7 - Okay so I really never watch the Real World shit anymore, but every once in a while I might check out an episode, this time around there is an Iraq War Veteran, a hip-hop hippie, an ex beauty queen, a punk Mormon, a dolphin trainer, a computer geek, an abs model and an advocate for victims of abuse......woooosh! And isn't this the one we found out is fully scripted???!!!!!

Okay reality show junkies this should get us started! check with ya soon!