Chef Rocco SO FREAKEN HOT!!!!

So DWTS last night featured the Rumba and Paso Doble and man I thought for sure Chef Rocco's Latin Lover side would come out but booooooo it didn't! Doesn't matter he is still super hot to look at and for that he is safe!!

Others that are for sure safe....

Toni and Alec
Brooke and Derek, she by the way is my favorite celebrity dancer on the show
Cody and Julianne
Warren and Kim
Susan and Tony
Cloris and Corky, yes Cloris I think is safe once again, the gal can't dance but hey it would be like voting off your nana!!

Also safe are Lance and Lacey, who had the hightlight of the night. They danced to 'I kissed a Girl' and the Karoke style band did a bang up job singing that......not really!! Anywho at the end of the song Lance and Lacey smacked lips together and then Lance took out his Cherry Chapstick, get it... see the song goes 'I kissed a girl and I liked it, taste of her Cherry Chapstick....and Lance is gay...his humor shocked the judges, I swear these judges sometimes can be so reserved!!!

Now for the booorrrrrring dances and my bottom 3....

Kim and Mark, this poor girl, man I love her but dammmnnn she is so stiff and lifeless when she dances. Kim girl think of your hunk of a boyfriend when dances so the savage Kim can come out!

Misty and Maks, whoa! Her outfit looked like something between a Dominatrix and something from the movie the Matrix! I just couldn't get past the outfit to really notice the dancing!!

Maurice and Cheryl, man talk about not being memorable at all! Dude this sucks becasue Cheryl is one of the best dancers on the show and she has gotten screwed lately with who she has been paired up with...

So with that said, although I am horrible at predicting who gets kicked off I am gonna go for it and say the next person kicked off is.........................

Maurice Green

Okay so you know it will be someone else right!!!!

Project Runway

One of my FAVORTIE shows is Project Runway!! Anywho just catching up on this weeks episode and holy shit I can't believe Kenley, the outfit she is designing is NOT Hip Hop! Are you kidding me the pants look like Capri sailor pants and the blouse has like flowers and the leather jacket is something you would find in Ann Taylor!!! Then she has the nerve to get all up in Stylist to the star's Tim Gunn's face who is only trying to help her and she totally goes off on him and says she knows more about Hip Hop then he does, apparently NOT!!

What was really funny is when they went on the Runway to display their creations in front of the judges and who just happended to be a guest judge....L.L Cool J!!! Hilarious!! He told her that outfit was not even close to Hip Hop and she even got an attitude with the judges! But of course they kept her and poor Suede ended up getting kicked off. He had to design a Rock Star outfit, not even close, super boring! Helllllooo it's Rock and Roll you could have gone crazy with it Suede! Well boooo we won't hear Suede talking in 3rd person anymore!

Only 4 designers left....The prize of Bryant Park is getting closer!!!!

Check with ya all later!

2 for 2

Last night was DWTS Results show and yes again I was wrong with who was going home!! Serioulsy I almost fell off my bed laughing when right at the start of the show when they announce the first 2 couples that were safe, that's right Kim and Mark were one of the first 2 announced!! I swear what the hell, my radar is so off when it comes to this shit! Well hey I am glad Kim is still there cause I do love her!

The other couple that was called out first was of course, Brooke and Derek who I predict will make it to the finals, oh boy I might have just screwed it up for them by saying this!!!

Can I tell you the one thing I don't like about the Results show is all the stuff in between letting us know who is safe, really we just want to know who is safe and who is going home without all the hoopla!!

Last night's hoopla included all the Pro dancers doing a dance together and then the review from Tuesday nights performances, blah, blah! A bit more exciting were Jessy McCartney, such a cutie, singing Leaven, and then the group who is all the rage these days, The Jonas Brothers, the girls in the audience were going nuts!

The filler they could have done without last night was Adam Corolla, doing his man on the streets routine trying to be funny asking folks questions about DWTS. Well Adam it wasn't funny but it did kill time!

Alrighty now onto the bottom 2 which didn't include Cloris Leachman!! I got that right!!

It was between Toni and Alec and Ted and Inna........

Thank God, it was Ted....bye bye buh buh bye bye!!

Damn it I should have known, stiff and didn't connect well with the audience and he was in my bottom 3 the first night, I swear I am always off by a night with these damn predictions!!

Egg on Face!!!!

Dang it I should have known that Cloris Leachamn would be safe last night on DWTS!!! Yes I actually predicted that she would be voted off.....soooooooooooo wrong about that!! I mean really Dawn, she was so dang entertaining, not with her dancing but with her personality!! And yes for that reason I think she will be safe tonight, cause once again she was just so funny with her personality and the way she interacts with the audience and the judges, people love her right now!!

Okay so who did get kicked off last night......no shocker here and hey I had him in my bottom 3 does that count for something??? Let's all say bye bye to the first kicked off of Season 7 of DWTS..............

JEFF ROSS!!

As for last night the remaining 12 either danced the Mambo or the Quick Step. Nothing stand out really happened except I can't beleive that Ted was safe last night I mean after I saw that Cloris was safe I for sure thought Ted would be going home but not and man he just makes the weirdest faces when he dances so uncomfortable to watch!! Although I think he will be safe once again tonight damn it!!

Brooke and Derek received the best score last night from the judges with a 26 out of 30, she just kicks ass at dancing, will for sure go far.

Cloris got the lowest score of 16 but again she will be safe.

Going home I predict.....

Kim! Shoot she just doesn't move well, very conservative with her dancing and was in the bottom 2 last night and got a really low score of 18. But hey girl I will continue to watch your Reality Show, I still love ya!!!

First Night of DWTS!!!!!

Okay first off big news!! One of my favorite Reality shows, Girls Next Door, is starting a new season Sunday October 5th on E! at 10p, can’t wait!! Also OMG have to let you know about another show I came across, Rachel Zoe Project! That’s right Rachel is THE stylist to the stars and she has her own Reality show on Bravo Tuesday nights at 10p, you have to check it out lots of fashion and drama, damn I love her style so wish I could afford to dress like her!!!
Alrighty so onto the first night of Season 7 of DWTS…….

All in all it was pretty much like the first show of all the seasons, you get to know each star and their dancer, most of course are still learning and haven’t gotten their momentum yet and still working on their chemistry but hey it’s DWTS and we can’t stop watching!! So all the dancers either danced the Fox Trot or the Cha Cha Cha and Tonight someone goes home, then the remaining 12 dance and someone else will go home on Wednesday. If you are not sure how it works the judges give their scores from a 1 to a 10, there are 3 judges so those scores are added up and then we the people call in and vote and the lowest couple will be sent home. The judges by the way didn’t hold back last night, giving out a lot of 4’s ouch!!!

My top 3 from last night and totally safe…

Lance and Lacey – So so so safe! These 2 were edgy and hot and so fun to watch!

Brooke and Derek – Damn that women is super sexy when she dances! She did not look like it was her first night on the show, total pro and hello did you see those dancers legs!!

Toni and Alec – Fantastic, great chemistry together will go far!
All these couples I predict are safe but didn’t just stand out as much as my top 3……

Cody and Julianne – youngest couple ever to be on DWTS so youth is always attractive!! And they were full of energy and so adorable! Oh yeah let’s not forget about Samantha Harris one of the hosts that interviews the dancers after their performance while they wait for their scores who yes still sounds like a man! And is annoying as ever with her comments, she actually said to Cody and Julianne ‘ you showed the old folk how you roll.’ WHAT!!

Chef Rocco and Karina – Karina by the way had a sprang in her foot or ankle I don’t know they never really said but like the pro she is she did her performance and beautifully as usual. Rocco on the other hand a little stiff and awkward but he is just so damn adorable and great personality!

Maurice and Cheryl – They were fun to watch, Maurice went from really moving to stiff but overall had a great energy.

Kim and Mark – Surprisingly boring!! I so was looking forward to seeing Kim dance, but man there was no emotion and no chemistry between these two, but hey I still think they will pool it out!

Susan and Tony – Daaaaamn that Susan Lucci has a fantastic body! But wasn’t all that impressed with her dancing but shit she is Susan Lucci the Queen of Daytime, she will be safe!

Misty May Treanor and Maksim – Talk about looking uncomfortable, poor Misty! So athletic but not graceful, these pair also looks weird together but I think they will scrap by this week.

Warren and Kym – That boy is big, but he can move! Happy guy that makes you smile!

Okay now for the doosies, here are the bottom three….

Ted and Inna – NOPE NOPE NOPE! I knew it exactly what I thought dances like a pole is in his butty!

Cloris and Corky – Oh boy poor Cloris, not good not good at all. Well actually for her age she did a good job, but I just don’t see her lasting because you know how this show goes the dances start getting really tough! But she was super funny with the judges going over to their table showing cleavage and putting her leg on the table to be kissed!

Jeffrey and Edtya – NO MOVES AT ALL! Actually got the lowest score of the night at 12!! It was really bad! His humor may make him safe though!
Drum roll please….. who do I predict will go home tonight………….
Cloris Leachman…..BaDoop!

Check back with ya all after tonights DWTS!

REALITY SHOW JUNKIE!!

Yeppers that’s me, a Reality Show Junkie!! You name the Reality show and I have seen it, it may not be in my current rotation, but if it’s new I HAVE to give it a try! I watch Reality TV all year round, some folks only watch in the Fall, I say there is good shit to watch even in the Summer! Hello just got done watching Big Brother which was on all Summer and of course Dan won, hellllllloooo he kicked ass in his game playing and all 7 jury members even though he had scammed each and everyone, all voted for him to win the $500,000 because he simply played the best game and thank God they didn’t vote for Memphis to win that he was up against in the top 2, that guy bugged the shit out of me, he claimed to be a mixologist, no dude you are a BARTENDER, that is what they are called NOT Mixologists….please!

Now onto Reality shows currently in my rotation…….

The Hills – MTV Mondays at 10p. Juicy, juicy, juicy! Total drama, backstabbing, gossip ya know all the good stuff! I say Team Lauren all the way! This show is a bunch of 20 something’s in Hollywood trying to find their way with careers, friendships and boys just good non thinking TV, love it!

I Want To Work For Diddy – VHI Mondays at 9p. Diddy is looking for a new assistant and he is not an easy man to work for, you must have a back bone and want to work 24 hours a day everyday for this job. Its all about making the impossible possible, there is not a NO in Diddy’s book if he wants it done you make it happen or you are a gonner! There is a group of folks competing for this job and it is non stop drama and it’s just cool to see all the challenges and what a tough business Diddy runs.

Project Runway – Bravo Wednesdays at 9p. Model Heidi Klum is the host and this show kicks ass! I love designers and these are up and coming designers competing to win the $100,000 prize to start their own clothing line. Each week they have a challenge to design certain outfits and it’s just so awesome to see what they come up with and of course each week one designer is told “you are out.” My favorite used to be Stella just cause she was so obsessed with her leather, she loved to design with leather, and in her New York accent she would say “leaaaa – thaaaa.” But she has been kicked off so now I am rooting for Jerell, he is just awkward and different, love him! Suede is a little weird he is always talking in 3rd person, so annoying!

Americas Next Top Model – CW Wednesday 8p. Tyra Banks hosts and asks…”Who will be Americas Next Top Model!” So addicted to this show, and this is the season that has a Transgender on named Isis, super sweet girl, and yes she is a girl born in a boys body, damn it! So far lots of drama with that because some of the girls are not so nice to Isis which is just cruel, but she is holding her own!

Other Reality Shows I will be checking out this season include Biggest Loser, Amazing Race, Girls Next Door, Keeping up with the Kardashian’s, and Rock of Love 3. And of course any others I may come across!!!

BUT…………THE BIGGIE THAT IS GETTING READY TO START…….DWTS, that’s DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah! That is the main reason I wanted to do this page so I could blog about one of the most popular Reality Shows besides American Idol (which we will blog about when it starts!!) DWTS!! Okay so here is the scoop there will be a 3 night premiere starting on Monday September 22nd on ABC at 8p, then on Wednesday September 24th it will be the first elimination show and 2 couples will be sent home that night! It’s gonna be another exciting year as always! Can you believe it’s going to be the 7th season, this show is hot, hot hot! Okay so if you don’t know who the contestants are, here they are and yes I already have my favorites!!!

MY PICK FOR THE 6 TOP COUPLES

LANCE BASS – Formerly of one of the best boys bands of its time, of course I am talking about NSYNC! I am super excited about this one because Lance is teamed up with Lacey Schwimmer who was a dancer on So You Think You Can Dance and I loved her on that show, she kicks ass as a dancer so this could be the team to watch.

Toni Braxton – Singer and Actress, she carries herself so well I think she will glide across the dance floor and she is in good hands with Season 1 champ Alec Mazo.

Brooke Burke – Actress and Host of Wild On!, Rock Stars INXS and Supernova. Hellooo this women is sexy, we will love to see her body in those little outfits and she is teamed up with Derek Hough who is young, sexy and knows how to get he women to move!

Rocco Dispirito – Celebrity Chef and Author and all around HOTTIE! Okay so that is really why I am putting him as someone to watch cause he is just fun to look at! Plus he is paired with Karina Smirnoff who is also sexy and on fire with her dancing, they will sizzle as a team!!

Maurce Green – Olympic Gold Medalist, dubbed the World’s Fastest Man. Don’t know much about this dude but hey it’s takes fast feet a lot of the times with the dances so he has that going for him! The real reason is he got SUPER lucky to be paired with 2 time DWTS Champ Cheryl Burke who knows how to get these athletes dancer ready!

Kim Kardashian – Actress and model and on one of my favorite Reality Shows, Keeping up with the Kardashians. I love her curves and I love how she embraces them. She is a real women with a real women’s body, the classic hourglass shape. I not only think she will have the moves, but she is paired up with Defending Champ Mark Ballas, that’s right the guy who took the win last year with Krisit Yamaguchi. This guy is a great teacher and I think he and Kim will be a rocken team!

Here are the 7 other contestants that I am hot and cold with at this point but hey they may prove me wrong once the show kicks off!!

Cloris Leachman – Actress with 9 Emmy’s, a Golden Globe and an Academy Award. I love her as an actress just not so sure how her dancing will be, she is teamed up with a World Latin Champion who is making his series debut Corky Ballas.

Cody Linley – Corky will be the youngest contestant to ever compete on DWTS. I am sure your children know who he is, he is best known for his role as Jake Ryan on Hannah Montana! He is teamed up with the youngest dancer Julianne Hough, whose brother is also a dance teacher on the show, the aforementioned Derek Hough who is teamed up with Brooke Burke.

Susan Lucci – Hello who hasn’t heard of the famous Soap Star from All My Children, man this women looks great for her age, she hasn’t aged much, could be plastic surgery allegedly! Anywho she is teamed up with Super HOT Tony Dovolani, so fun to watch that man move, his butt is solid, you just want to smack it!!

Misty May-Treanor – Beach Volleyball Champ, usually the athletes do well, I am sure she will look good in the outfits! Her teammate will be Maksim Chmerkovsky.

Ted McGinley – Actor from such shows as Married with Children and Hope and Faith. He just seems like he will be really awkward on the dance floor, kinda stiff is what I picture, he will be paired with newcomer Inna Brayer.

Jeffery Ross – Comedian A.K.A Roast Mastermind! He obviously is there for a good laugh which they tried to do with Adam Corrolla last year except he isn’t/wasn’t funny at all!! Jeffery gets the pleasure of being teamed up with a dancer that has been on all 7 seasons Edtya Sliwinska.

Warren Sapp – I guess he had like a 13 year career in the NFL, he played with the Buccaneers and the Raiders and he has himself one of those Super bowl rings! Fooda fooda fooda football! Hopefully Kym Johnson that he is paired up with can get him to move smoothly!

Can’t wait for the 7th season of DWTS! Be bloggen with ya soon!!