THANKS ROB!

SHIT! So I was half way thru the finale of Top Chef this morning and then had to head to work and was looking forward to watching the rest to see who won, hoping it would be Kevin fan favorite and the winner of the most challenges...and well Roberto blurts out on the air who freaken won and are you kidding me Micheal?? Come on Micheal?? So arrogant, so rude to a lot of the players this season and he did not win no where near the challenges Kevin did, I know I have no idea what happened during the finale to make Michael the winner since I wasn't done watching it ROB, but I don't care....I guess I will watch for that reason to see how this jerk won...yes ladies I am aware he is easy on the eyes!

TOTAL SHOCKER!

WOW! Really???? Donny Osmond your new DWTS champ?? Hey I was all about team Donny when my girl Melissa Joan Hart got kicked off but seriously I didn't think he was ever gonna win over Mya.. what a rip off, as much as it pains me to say since Arnie chose her she should have won, even her face was a little stunned when they announced Donny..what a wah wah wah moment...

And the Winner Is...............................

I sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hate to say this but Arnie has picked the winner of DWTS....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Last night was the finals and Mya had an almost perfect night of scoring even tho her free style dance was kinda lame and Donnie's was kick ass, the girl is on fire with her dancing overall and it would be a crime if she didn't win.....the shocker would be if Kelly ends up winning but not gonna happen...

Team Donny is still alive!!!

No shocker last night that Mya was the first one announced to make it to the finals next week on DWTS, but I loved the dramatcis as they paused before they announced she made it....derrrrrrrrrrrr by the way...

The shocker was Joanna being kicked off have to say didn't see that one coming, she really was the only competition left for Mya..

Next weeks Finals will be well interesting but come on Donny and Kelly are NO Mya, this seems like a no brainer...damn it Arnie, bastard for picking Mya!!

87 out of 90!!!!!!!

Yet again the person with the highest scores last night on DWTS was Mya...she's gonna be hard to beat next week in the Finals...no doubt she will be 1 of the 3 that make it...Team Donny had a rough start last night and Kelly shined, that girl has had the most improvement shit I just don't know between the two of them who will make it to the finals.........Joanna is in for sure no doubts there, so okay lets make Kelly the 3rd one to make it and it will be an all girls final!!!!!!!!! With the upset of Donny not making it, which is of course the guy I have been rooting for since Melissa Joan Hart was sent packing!

There you have it your all girl fiinals........Mya, Joanna and Kelly!!!!

Just like I Said!!!!!

Oh yeah I am on fire with my predictions now bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your final four...just like I said...

Donny, Mya, Kelly and Joanna..

Man Aaron was pretty good but the fans just never really caught on to him like the final four...

My prediction for winner is still Donny...goooooooooooo Team Donny!

Race to the Trophy!

Holy shit only 2 weeks until the Finals on DWTS!! Let's see if I can 2 weeks in a row predict correctly who goes home....yea yea yea I realize that's a long shot...here will be your Final 4...drum roll please.......................


Mya and Dmitry - probably win this whole damn thing! Crap Arnie's pick
Joanna and Derek - this is the model chick, a wild card to pick but whatever
Kelly and Louis - had a great night the audience loves her
Donny and Kym - Helllllllllo he has American eating out of his hands, standing O last night

yep so that leaves Aaron and Karina, it's a crazy ass prediction but what the hell bye bye Aaron!

Rehab Sex Style

Dr. Drew is back! This time helping sex addicts recover... I am watching the second episode and not really sure how I feel about this....kinda missing the druggies and alcoholics, this is for sure a different beast....Kari Ann former Miss U.S. Teen is a feisty little thing, don't you learn manners being in beauty contests! She won't get out of bed and keeps saying fuck that and fuck off..huh!
Man this is hard to watch some of these folks had some horrible sexaul things done to them at such a young age.....well I am a fan of the Rehab shows so I will keep giving this one a chance!

What a bunch of CRAP!

What kind of shit was that Reunion show with the Real Housewives of Atlanta...all that peace and love garbage, hey love and peace is a good thing but not on my reality shows! C'mon ladies that's why we liked you all cause of all the drama and chaos, that Reunion show was borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!

Ughhhhhh not a fan of the Real Housewives of Orange County when does New Jersey start??!!
So the Orange County gals started the next season of their lameness..Vicki's shit I just fast forward right thru, too bad Jeana will be leaving the show she was the only semi normal one....Tamra who tells you how hot she is every 5 minutes can she be more insecure! and way to promote starving to be thin Tamra what a role model of a Mom you are, dammmmmmmmn I am not sure her face can hold anymore botox! I hope this new gal Alexis puts this fake bitches in their place.....need some realness with my New Jersey gals.....

MISS YOU ABBY!

Loven the Biggest Loser this season, hell I love it every season! Don't know about you but I missed seeing Abby this week since she went home last week bascially volunteered herself so her other teammates could stay...man her story was just so freaken sad but she is so inspirational with what she has had to overcome can't wait to see her on the finale...

So this week they all got to travel to Washington D.C how exciting cooking at the White House helloooooooooooooooooooooooo once in a lifetime opportunity no matter your politics I mean really it's the freaken White House....when they were picking their veggies from Michelle Obama's garden I was soooooooooo hoping Mrs. Obama was gonna make an apperance but no such luck!

So I am sitting here watching the rest of the show and at this point Tracey, ha ha is in danger of being below the yellow line..that girl is just nutso....come on this has to be an easy choice for everybody its Tracey or Liz to send home please keep Liz...shit Tracey has screwed over so many of these people I will be super surprised if they keep her well actually I won't be after all it is the Biggest Loser and this game is full of surprises!

Bye Bye Tracey! Now she becomes somewhat likeable just before she gets kicked off! Awww her family is so sweat....okay there are doing the update and she looks great! Good job girl

DOUBLE ELIMINATION????????????

Oooopsie missed that it was double elimination night again on DWTS...guess that's what happens when you fast forward thru all the bullshit you miss some important info!!

Okay so what the hell is going on with Aaron Carter being in the bottom 3 all the time, great dancer but I think his personality is just off a bit and not catching on with us viewers, man he looked very stunned to be there doesn't he have that look that at any moment he will start throwing shit!!???

anywho Aaron had to do a dance off with Mark the Iron Chef dude and the judges sent the Iron chef home...just like I predicted by the way!! Also in the bottom was Micheal Irving and FINALLY it was bye bye time to him..

Team Donny is getting closer to being crowned the winner!

TEAM DONNY!!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever I know my original pick of Melissa Joan Hart ain't gonna happen now, such crap she is gone...soooooooooo of course I have to pick someone new to root for and it's team Donny now! He is likeable, hell he's an Osmond! And he dances pretty dang good...so Badoop!

As for last night on DWTS I am so done with this group dance bullshit, ya know the show doesn't have to be 2 hours it's like it's filler...boooooooooooooooring!

Well Micheal should go home but he won't everybody loves him so I pick Mark the guy from Iron Chef to be booted off....

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well shit, just like I said in my blog yesterday I felt my Melissa Joan Hart was in trouble but didn't want to predict it.....boooooooooooo she was in the bottom 3 and sent home didn't even get to do the dance off...wtf...ohhhhh of course Michael and Louie get to do the dance off hmmmmm who do you choose to stay there the really bad dancer or the really bad dancer....well the judges thought that Louie was a little worse than Micheal so he Louie went bye bye...

Okay so now it's gooooooooooooooooooo Donny!!

Double Elimination!!

So tonight on DWTS will be a double elimination! They will take the bottom 3 and the person with the least amount of votes from their scores and the viewers will be kicked off and then the bottom 2 that are left will have a 'dance off' and the judges will decide who goes home between the 2....

Shit I am worried that my Melissa Joan Hart will be in the bottom, the girl did not have a good night.. but since I am always wrong anyway I am just not gonna put her there!!!

Bottom 3, m-f-ers has to be Michael, Louie and Kelly...Louie gets sent home...Micheal and Kelly have a dance off and then Michael gets the boot, I mean serioulsy this is a dancing competition not a popularity contest those 2 boys need to be gone!

Most Random Bottom 4!!

Alright I know I suck predicting who will go home on DWTS buuuuuuutttttttt come on was that not a shocker of a bottom 4??!

Really 4 dancers who all had high scores and got great reviews from the judges not one shitty dancer in the bottom, WTF?

Joanna and Derek called safe first, then Melissa and Mark were safe and the bottom 2 which was crazy was Aaron and Karina along with Natalie and Alec and voters sent Natalie packing, crazy shit...for sure the popularity contest has started cause Michael and Louie suck ass and they were not where near the bottom..

AND THEN THERE WILL BE 9

Crapola already getting down to 9 dancers after tonight on DWTS...

Tonight's elimination show is their tribute to Micheal Jackson and a bunch of the Jackson's will be in the audience, at least we will be entertained this time while waiting to see who gets the boot, speaking of which I guess I need to make one of my shitty ass predictions!!! Okay really it has to be between Micheal and Louie right?? I'm going with Micheal which means Louie or some other dancer I didn't see coming!!!

Little Creepy

So I was watching the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta and I have to say it was a bit creepy when they were showing Kandi and AJ in counseling with Kandi's mom....AJ was murdered not too long ago and reminded us of that with your disclaimer Bravo didn't make it any less weird....

Poor NaNa hope she finds out who her dad really is, you can't fake that shit you can see the pain in her eyes and her mama took that shit to the grave..

SHOCKING!!!

Aaron Carter in the Bottom 2! No one saw that coming...think he got a little too cocky and the last 2 weeks of DWTS proved he needs to step it up or we will boot his ass!

Okay okay okay I know wrong again Dawn with your prediction! Buuuuuuuuut I did put Chuck in the bottom 2, just thought it would have been with Louie, who actually wound up in the bottom 3 and the gentle giant Chuck got sent packing....I wouldn't feel too safe Louie, am thinkin your time is close!!

YAHOOO MELISSA

Well well well the golden boy of DWTS Aaron Carter has now had 2 bad weeks, last week he cried about it and this week the look on his face when they told him his score of 18 out of 30 I thought he was gonna punch the camera! But of course he is safe and will probably come back stronger next week...

My girl Melissa Joan Hart in the Top 2 this week with scoring and she also got her first 10!! Yeppers I knew she would find her groove!!

Crapola is it gonna be Michael Irving or the snowboarder dude Louie...hmmmmmm since I am never right about this what the hell do I have to lose! Let's just say Louie will be going bye bye...

NEVER SAW THAT COMING!!!!!

So it's so long to Debi Mazar on DWTS...What???!! Yep never saw that coming....I mean really you keep Micheal Irving who sucks ass...

Well now I was half right, Tom did go home, well he decided to go home cause of his foot injury, does this count for me?????!!

WEIRD NIGHT!!!

What the hell???? lynn, glen whatever the name is of the middle judge on DWTS, he would say someone did well and then give them a 5! Like Melissa Joan Hart totally talks her up says how she has improved and that bammmmmm here is a 5 for all your hard work!!

Arnie's pick of Mya gets not only the first 10 of the season but 2...whatever!!

Wasn't it great seeing and listening to crazy Paula Abdul give her take on the night! Ahhhh so gonna miss her on Idol...

It might finally be Tom Dalay's night to go home, poor guys got stress fractures on both feet, but danced anyway, even after the Producers and his Doctor told him to drop out! Good effort but you need to heal buddy, so bye bye!

Yummy Logan!

Just had to take a quick sec to say I agree with the other designer gals that Logan is niiiiiiiiice on the eyes!! Poor Christopher this last week on Project Runway man he is usually such a great designer but what the hell were those outfits, not his best! So glad they gave him another chance!

Trahsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kim from the Real Housewives of Atlanta is just so trashy, that woman drives me nuts!! Her and 'Big Daddy', really give me a break, proposing to her while he is married and because she has to hide him she had to celebrate the engagement without him, c'mon girl ridiculous!! And once again she showed her true colors as a so called friend first burning NeNe and now burning Kandy who helped her super baaaaad voice sound good on that stupid song Tardy for the Party...can you tell she gets under my skin!!! By far Atlanta and New Jersey housewives kick ass in the drama department!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

No reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally WTF?? Tom the Politician on DWTS wasn't even in the bottom 3! Come on he is not only a stiff dancer but his personality is pretty lame too!! Maybe I am just mad cause yet again my prediction was wrong! I said Kathy Ireland and Tom in the bottom 2 with Tom going home, and well it was bye bye to Kathy Ireland who was pretty bad! But my pick for the winner is still in the running Melissa Joan Hart, yeah yeah I know we are only 2 weeks in!

ROUGH NIGHT!

What the hell with the judges last night on DWTS??? LOTS of low scores, poop it's hard to choose who will go home when they do that shit!!!

How bout Tom the Politician almost dropping poor Cheryl???!! And of course Rob's pick of Aaron Carter kicks ass last night so does Arnie's pick of Mya...boooooooooooo, you hang in there Melissa Joan Hart!!!

Lowest scores Tom and Kathy Ireland.....crap really how the hell to choose......I will just say bye bye to Tom....

Half Right!/Elephant in the Room!!

Well shit I was at least half right with who went home last night on DWTS a buh buh bye bye to Ashley Hamilton, the one I was right with!! And so long to Macy Grey....yeah I know my prediction of Debbi Mazar, she wasn't even in the bottom 2!!

Okay so on to the Elephant in the room on the Rachel Zoe show, come on please tell me you were thinking the same thing when she got super sick on the lastest episode that the girl needs to EAT! I know she constantly deals with the rumors she is anorrexic, but one can't help but think that when she is all bones its almost hard to watch when she wears outfits that display her bones sticking out, its like everyone on the show while she was sick wanted to say something but they keep tip toeing around it...this last episode is to be continued so we will find out the 'reason' she is sick, let me guess, exhaustion.....

Rough Night for the Girls!

Damnnnnnnn the judges were a bit more harsh with the ladies last night on DWTS! Len gave Mya a 5! and he gave Macy Gray a 4!! But the surprise of the night was Kelly Osbourne! I don't think anyone saw that coming, her scores were some of the hightest of the night and she cried cause she felt like such a lady...Ozzy and her mom Sharon were even stunned!!

My Melissa Joan Hart wasn't too bad...I think she is safe and either Debbi Mazar or Macy Gray goes home....oh crap let's say Debbi.....

NIGHT 1!!!!!!!

So last night was night 1 of DWTS and it was guy's night, Tuesday will be ladies night and then Wednesday is double elimination!!!

What the hell was that from the political guy Tom!!!!! WHOA!! Danced to wild thing and was sliding on the floor!! Unexpected for sure and a little akward!

So of course the top performer last night was Aaron Carter and the two that did the worst were Micheal Vick and the George Hamilton's son Ashley, WOW was he awful!! Ashley is my prediction for going home out of the boys on Wednesday night!!

DWTS

3 nights this week!! Mon, Tues and Wed...one of the upcoming episodes not sure if it's this week or later will pay respects to the late Patrick Swayze doing dances to tunes from his films Dirty Dancing and Ghost...

Can't wait for Melissa Joan Hart to kick some ass!!!!!!

BANANAS!!

How can you not love Rachel Zoe??!!!!! Bananas!! And still the classic 'I Die'...while I love her, I do wonder about her super skinny body...this last episode when she was trying to cover up her bones because of the bad press she gets for being so skinny she never really addresses the issue..is it from stress? does she have a super fast metabolism?? You can't deny the bones that stick out on her chest and back...I saw her on the View and they asked her about the bad press she gets for being so skinny and she never answered them either!! Oh well, love the girl and her show and one can only hope it's just her natural shape??

Some Fall Reality!!!!

Okay so in last week's blog I was telling you that even though it's been summer the reality shows have not let me down, SO happy to have my Project Runway back..... buuuuuuuttttt I am super excited that more Fall Reality shows are just around the corner...here are a few that I am looking forward to and I will keep you updated as more roll out...

America's Next Top Model - Wednesday 9/9 at 8p on The CW, look for guest judges like Lauren Conrad and Kim Kardashian!

So You Think You Can Dance - Wednesday 9/9 at 8p on FOX, thought this last go around was awesome, they are promising even better dancers this time!!!

Adoption Diaries - Saturday 9/12 at 10p on WE, we get the inside look at the ups and downs wiht families trying to adopt

The Biggest Loser - Tuesday 9/15 at 8p on NBC, this season is all about second chances, Daniel one of the fans favorites from last season gets another chance this season and a total tear jerker a woman whose husband and children died in a car accident and she has been left to pick up the pieces..

Dancing With The Stars - Monday 9/21 at 8p on ABC, gooooo Melissa Joan Hart!!

Dallas Divas and Daughters - Sunday 10/4 at 8p on Style, juicy drama being described as part Real Housewives, part Gossip Girl!!

Leave It To Lamas - Sunday 10/11 at 10:30p on E!, Lorenzo Lamas's daughter Shayne that was on the Bachlorette now has her own reality show!!

Mish Mash

So Summer is almost to an end but I gotta say, Reality TV still delievered! I sometimes am in awe at what a Reality show junkie I am!! Here is a list of what has been on my Tivo...

Top Chef Masters - Boooo that it's over, in another life I would want to be a Top Chef Master!! What these folks do with food, just amazes me...it really is an art!

Top Chef Las Vegas - just started don't really have a favorite yet but liking the Vegas twist on things...didn't need to see some of the guys take their shirts off and jump in the pool tho, ummm some were not so pretty!!

America's Got Talent - One of my favorties in the Summer, rooten for the country singer guy, you know the chicken catcher from Kentucky, so down to earth and love his voice...

Project Runway - One day your in and the next your out! Love love Heidi Klum, loven the celebs they are having on this year to design for, still need a little more time to decide my favorite designer..

Models of the Runway - more cut throat this year for the models, years past the models were with their original designer, pretty cool to see the behind the scenes shit with them...

Rachel Zoe Project - OHHH Yes!! The fashion and drama...I die!!

Real Housewives of Atlanta - Hellooooooo how can you not watch! Each of the Housewives series are such a train wreck, New Jersey my all time fav, but for now Atlanta will do!

Big Brother - Probably one of the worst seasons and worst Reality shows but shit I have to watch!

Giuliana and Bill - Giuliana is so freaken cute, love my fellow Italians! diggin when they all talk Italian to each other...

Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami - Shit these girls drive me wacko, yet I can't stop watching!!

Miami Social - So the first season is over, wasn't sure about this one but after 2 shows I was hooked, hope there is a second season..

Shark Tank - Have you seen this yet?? You have to, it's on Sunday nights on ABC...these 5 billionaires, the Sharks, give small busniesses or folks with ideas a shot at giving them some of their cash to help their businesses...pretty neat show...

Hell's Kitchen - liked seeing Robert was back, other than that this really is the same show every season...Ramsey yells and screams, the contestants screw up dinner service blah blah blah!!

On occasion I will also watch Man vs. Food and Iron Chef damn entertaining I must say!

I am sure more will be added to my list, I am always on the lookout for Reality Shows!!

Yahooooooo Grandma Lee

America's Got Talent is one of my fav shows during the summer and Grandma Lee the little old lady comdedian I love!! How freaken cute is she and thank jesus she made it thru the other night, but a big boooooooooooooooooooo to the girl singer from Tracey that didn't, what a joke that they let her go, seriously AWESOME AWESOME singer instead they keep the young boy who dances, nothing wrong with that but she was a way better singer than he was a dancer....oh well...

Congrats Janine!!

So my freaken Tivo didn't record the Finale of So You Think You Can Dance..but I did get to see who won.....Janine!!!!!!!!!! I called it, and she was my fav from the start so cute, such personality and fab dancer! New season starts again in the Fall....Can't wait, hoping Paula Abdul will make an appearance since she is a fan of Niguels...

ADAY!!! REEEEEEEEEEALLY!!

So my prediction was half right...Melissa got kicked off of So You Think You Can Dance but seriously Aday what the F??? Shit he was one of the better dancers, total shocker...hopefuly Jeanine takes it all Next week..

Wait, Wait Changing my Prediction!

Okay so as I am watching So You Think You Can Dance and in my last post I said Kayla and Evan will not make it to the top 4 but I am changing that to Evan and Melissa...Melissa is an AWESOME dancer but Kayla is probably more popular, will see tonight!

Finale Already!

Maaaan So You Think You Can Dance Finale is next week...crap I LOVE this show and it's already Season Finale time...boooooooooooooo!

Jeanine is my FAVORITE so spunky, cute and full of life not only is she a kick ass dancer but she is a total actress with each routine...love her! Melissa I also adore is not a fab ballerina or what and she can dance any dance they throw at her, ohhhhh man that dance she did last week about breast cancer yep had me in tears....Kayla not so much my fav, seems like a really sweet girl and Mary sure has kept her on the Hot Tamale Train but I don't know what it is just like the other 2 gals more

So it's Thursday afternoon and I am now watching Wednesday night's episode and tonight they will be kicking off 2 of the dancers, I am thinking it will be Evan and Kayla, Brandon might take this whole thing, will see tonight....

90210

So I am also addicted to Tori and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood....this season seems a little off but hey I will keep watching....totally am digging though seeing Tori on the set shooting her scenes for the new 90210 and the behind the scenes stuff with her and Jenny Garth aka Kelly, I was a HUGE fan of the original 90210 so its just kinda neat to see that behind the scenes shit!

LOVE LOVE LOVED THE NEW JERSEY GALS!!!!

By far THE BEST Real Housewives is NEW JERSEY! Love my Italians!! Check out my booobes, love how they say boobies!! Teresa is my favorite! So cute, so Italian and damn never saw her getting that angry by lifting a table because Danielle pissed her off so much...speaking of Danielle, shit I didn't need a book about her I already had a low opinion of that woman...something just isn't right with her..So excited to watch the Reunion show, and it's a 2 parter, this Tuesday and Thursday.......let's just have some more New Jersey and forget about Orange County, New York and Atlanta Housewives...blah in comparison!

Straight up Snooty!

Denise Richards is back with her Reality show Complicated and yes just like before I can't stop watching even though she seems like such a snooty bitch.....Did you see the episode from New Years when they were all in Vegas and her dad is trying to enjoy himself gambling and getting attention from an attractive gal and all Denise could do is shoot the poor woman dirty snooty looks and was just pissy....

oh and how about when her personal trainer flirts with her and then the camera shoots just Denise talking about that and she in her snotty way says...yeah not gonna happen...ummmm is it because he actually is too good for you!!! ughhh she annoys me but I can't stop watching!

K-Dub!

Loven Kendra's reality show, I don't know what it is about that girl but I like her! Did you see her future in laws faces when she gave them the copy of Playboy that she is in?? Dad's face was priceless, like he couldn't wait to sneak a peak at Kendra's goodies!!!! Her and Hank are sooooo freaken adorable, thier baby OMG can't wait to see how cute he or she will be!! Betten Kendra is one of those chicks that hardly looks pregnant throughout until like the 9th month...bitch!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

What a bunch of CRAP! So Kris gets crowned your American Idol.....what a let down..not that Kris isn't talented and he is a sweet humble guy but dammmnnnnnnnn Adam truly deserved to win...Oh well Adam will still hopefully have a successful career and all the folks who were not comfortable with the way Adam looked got their wish also...really couldn't you have judged the boy on his singing? Yes I realize the answer to that is a big fat NO! UGHHHHHHHHH!

Adam IS your Next Amercian Idol

If Adam doesnt' win Idol, the wacko Chirstian right for sure would be the reason....last night he showed once again how aw aw awesome he is...Kris is sweet and cute and all but a little boring..Adam has been great from the beginning and seriously deserves to win...I hope folks took Simon's advice to choose Adam..

I CALLED IT!!!!!!

Holy shit Melissa in 3rd place on DWTS! NEVER saw that coming...but ha hahahahahah Arnie, not your best prediction!!! Okay so maybe I thought Melissa would take it home also BUT I have been saying that Shawn was the dark horse the one to watch and boy was I right!!! Look it's a family show and between her and Gilles she was for sure the safe winner! Arnie just walked in the office and called me an idiot!! Bastard! Whatever I have been screaming Team Shawn on the air for a while..badoop!

Shit is Close!!!

Holy Crap a few days ago I would have for sure thought Melissa had it in the bag to win on DWTS, buuuuut after last night this shit is close!! Both Gilles and Shawn have 58 out of 60 and Melissa trails by a couple of points with 56 out of 60....man I want her to win but this thing might go to Gilles....however Melissa's gotta have more fans...crapzolla this is tough...they perform again tonight but i gotta make a prediction....shitzoid....Okay really it has to go to Melissa!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Did I haha Arnie? just in case ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Yeppers just like I said Kris and Adam are your Top 2 on Idol......Arnie predicted Adam going home...REALLY!!! That was pretty silly on his part!!

Although I gotta say when they showed Danny in his home town and his was crying I almost wanted him in the Top 2...but then they showed Kris and he is just so down to earth, sweet and an awesom singer and I got over feeling bad for Danny! Hey the guy is still gonna have a great career....

So of course next week Adam will be crowned your American Idol!!

The 3 Amigos!

That's what Ryan Seacrest thought was really clever calling the Top 3 left on Idol The 3 Amigos...get is cause there are 3 guys left...get it!! Dammmn Simon really showed his disdain for Kara the 4th judge last night, basically calling her an idiot and the looks he was giving her each time she talked I thought he was gonna spit on her.......kinda feel bad for the gal...anywho of course Adam kicked ass he has gotta be safe, but shit I am know torn between Danny and Kris, ya know what I am feeling a little risky so I am gonna say your Top 2 are Kris and Adam!!

By the way Ty is gone on DWTS....will miss ya buddy, Melissa was in the bottom 2 can you beleive that shit! Doesn't matter she will win!

DWTS FINALS!

Okay first off Samantha how bout you let the dancers finish answering the questions you just asked them! Worst time filler that girl is, 'Hey Gilles how are you feeling about your performance', Well Samantha....' Okay great Gilles, lets see what your scores are....' ughhhh!!!

Holy shit Gilles is now for sure Melissa toughest competition he scored 60 out of 60! For Melissa is was kinda of a rough night but pleeeeease she is so safe and will be in next weeks Finals along with Shawn who was the only other dancer last night to get perfect 10's with her first dance...Those are your 3 finalists hands down! Okay finally and sadly we will be saying bye to Ty!

REEEEEALLY FUCK SHIT!!

Come on seriously....kicking off Allison last night on Idol...NO ONE saw this coming I mean NO ONE, not even Simon..crap! The minute Ryan Seacrest made Kris safe first I freaking knew it..great they are getting rid of the girl! Okay I know this isn't a sexist move she actually is WAY more talented than Kris what the hell???!! All the tweens swoon over him so that for sure got him thru the tween vote..anywho it is a slam dunk Adam has this in the bag!

End of the Road For Kris

WOW! Adam is so freaken AMAZING!! He sang Zepplin for pete's sake and killed it!!! How bout the duet with he and Allison, those 2 are in a league of their own, that right there should be your Top 2....

Danny was not so great but way to popular to go home so bye bye to you Kris!!

SUPER SHOCKEEEEER!!!

Holy Crap!! Did not see that coming....when I saw that Lil Kim was in the bottom 2 with Ty Murray last night on DWTS I FOR SURE thought Ty is a gonner, I mean really Ty is my guy but Lil Kim has been kicking ass this season, did you see the looks on ALL their faces!! Priceless the look that Ty's dance partner made when they announced that Lil Kim has been kicked off! Lil Kim started to laugh like this is a joke right??!!

So Ty, Melissa, Gilles and Shawn are your Semi Finalists!!! Crazy!

Dammnnnnn that body is out of Control!!!

How freaken amazing has Melissa's body gotten!!?? It already was smoken but shit it is beyond ridiculous!!

Okay so obviously Ty won't be making it to the Semi Finals but he really made an effort to not be so damn stiff, but helllloooooo he rode Bulls for a living so of course his muscles are a little stiff and beat up! How sweet was that when he danced over hip thrusting to his wife Jewel and then gave her a big hug...awwwwwww loved it!!

Kim, Melissa and Giles again were amazing but holy shit so was Shawn don't discount that little gal, she kicked ass last night and ummmm remember she is an Olympic Athlete so pressure for her is nothing!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damn that Annie! I so have this love/hate thing for Annie on Celebrity Apprentice..can't beleive her freaken jingle and commercial won...WTF!!? Look what I like about Annie is her confidence that girl is not short on loving herself, BUT....it's always about her, she did this and she did that, she was so great at that task, she kicked ass...hey woman you are on a team, it's a team effort...like Joan Rivers said 'any team that Annie is on is tIIIIIIIIm!!!

She is one hell of a Poker player tho, and she has used her Poker skills on each one of the Celeb's, she has played them like a deck of cards all the way to the final 4, she just may win the whole thing!!

WTF...ADAM IN THE BOTTOM 3!!!!!!

Are you fucking kidding me!! Remember people you call to keep them ON the show don't ASSUME enough people are going to call for Adam, shit seriously he is the BEST one there and HAS to win....sheesheee!

So along with Adam was Matt and Kris and at that moment I thought dammmmn it's gonna be Matt and not Kris and sure as shit it was Matt that's gotta suck especially since the "save" was used on him a couple of weeks ago..... come on we all know the Top 3 is gonna be Adam, Danny and Allison..right????

Yes Ty Is Still In!!!!!/Adam Steals the Night!

Okay well that was a surprise, my guy Ty was safe last night on DWTS and Melissa was in the bottom 2!! did not see that coming....that made me just a tad bit nervous but really there was no way she was going home and its a bye bye to Chuck Wilks and his dance partner and girlfriend Julianne, yeah he was the kind of dancer that was good but you still forgot about him!

Onto Idol.....so as you know last night they sang songs from the Rat Pack and Jaime Foxx coached them...yes Jaime Fox he did win an oscar for playing Ray Charles.....any whoooooo once again Adam stole the show he sang Feeling Good and really the guy is ready for a record deal he is waaaaaay to good for Idol...sadly I think Kris or Allison goes home tonight...I will say Kris, that way we still have a female in the competition and just cause she's female but she has lots of talent too!!

Team Mombo and Team Tango????

I don't know about you but I really don't care for the group dance offs they have been having on DWTS....Last night after the couples did their thing it was now a group off...Team Mombo and Team Tango..silliness don't ya think??

Anywhooooo PLEASE AMERICAN don't send Melissa home..she is injured and couldn't perform last night but was judged on her rehearsal and given 3 7's, I know I plead but I don't think there is anyway she will be sent home, the girl is safe we all LOVE her...get well girl!

Sadly it's most likely time for my guy Ty to go..freaken judge Glen he said it's time for you to hit the road and gave him a 7 while the other judges gave Ty a 9 and a 8...maaaan he is just hitting his groove but still so far behind the other dancers....I'll miss ya Rodeo Champ!!

I am like a Swami!!!

Dammmmmn Dawn you should go gambling in Vegas!!! 2 weeks in a row I predict correctly who goes home on DWTS and now with Idol I am correct yet once again!!

It's bye buh time for Lil Rounds and Anoop...holy shit I couldn't beleive Allison was in danger of going home that girl is making it to the top 3, along with Adam and Danny...official prediction!

Oh yeah did you see Simon kinda give Kara the finger on Disco night!! yeah they showed it on Access Hollywood as she was talking he was "rubbing his nose with his middle finger"....I have seeen Rob and Arnie do that to me acting like "what, what!!" I think Simon wants her out!

Eating Chicken Dinner!!

So last night on Idol was Disco night and damn those Beat Arnie Songs! Matt sang Staying Alive and the whole time I am singing the freaken Beat Arnie version!! Beaten Arnie, Beaten Arnie I,I,I Beaten Arnieeeeeeeee!!

Okay so for sure it has to be Lil Rounds last night along with crap I think I will go with Anoop although it could be Matt...there are kicking off 2 tonight since Matt was saved last week...

Oh yeah once again I was right with DWTS Lawernce Taylor is bye buh!! Shit that means next week probably will be my guy Ty..booooo!!

Football guy or Rodeo Star??

Please let it be the football guy Lawerence Taylor to go home tonight on DWTS! Clearly he and my guy Ty are not well as good as the dancers that are left but......Ty is a tad bit better so send Lawerence home already!

Shit it is heating up with who is left isn't it...Team Melissa of course still kicking ass and HAS to make it to the end...but who will be there with her?? Shawn?, Lil Kim?, The sexy guy from Sex and the City Gilles? Chuck? Well that one is easy NO!!

Hopefully bye bye tonight to Lawerence so Ty can have a little more time!!

Matt is Saved!!!!

So it was between Lil Rounds and Matt and I for sure thought Lil Rounds was a gonner, but it was Matt that would have to sing to be saved and boy did he!! Yep the judges used their 1 and only save last night on Idol to keep Matt around, I'm glad they did because he deserves to be there way more than Lil Rounds, Simon not really on board had to get in his jab that while Matt is safe tonight he has no chance of winning Idol and good luck with next week's disco theme..yea Matt may have a little trouble with that one but jeez so will Anoop and Kris, ought to be interesting!!

HALLALUAH HALLALUAH HALLALUAH!!!!!

Bye, buh, buh buh bye bye Steve O!! Jesus finally he is gone from DWTS!!! I was a bit nervous cause my guy Ty Murray was in the bottom 2 with Steve O and i was gonna shit my pants if Ty went home...no worries Steve O is outta here!!

Onto last nights Idol....so you know how they have been running over by like 5 minutes each week which is annoying if you have tivod the show and not the show after it you at times have missed a whole performance so anywhoooooo now they have the judges in pairs judging the performances, Simon and Paula will judge one and then the next singer gets judged by Randy and the new chick, by the way no one cares what those 2 have to say, I fast forward right past their comments each time!! Well their brilliant idea didn't work, still ran over...I think that 4th judge talks too much, yes me calling someone out on talking too much!!!

I think we may be saying bye bye tonight to Lil Rounds.....see has become a yawnfest...

C'mon he Doesn't Even Dance!!

Isn't the show called DWTS???? Then how bout you actually DANCE Steve O, SHIT!! I am soooooooooooooo tired of watching his partner Lacy (who i love) dance her ass off while Steve O just stiffley and barley moves, a-noy-ing!! Get him the hell out of her already!!

Dammmnnn Lil Kim, Rob is right she may just win this thing...freaken judge Glen or Lynn can never understand the announcer saying his name! anywho the other 2 judges give her a 10 while Glen an 8..please what the hell??? Glen is so uptight when the dancers try new things that are the classic way..get over it already Glen, they really aren't professional dancers...

Yes you guessed it I am hoping Steve O finally goes home tonight!!

Save denied Once again!

woo hoo I got the bottom 3 correct on last nights Idol! yep it was Anoop, Lil Rounds and Scott..Hopefully this was a wake up call for Lil Rounds this was her first time in the bottom 3 adn the gal is truly talented just a little lost right now with her style of singing, thank god she ended up being safe and to a lot of folks surprise Anoop was safe also..

So poor Scott sings his heart out while the judges try and figure out if they will use their one and only save of the season on him...how nerve racking was that when Simon let Scott know that 2 out of the 4 judges want to save him, so they kept arguing about it as Scott is standing there begging to let him stay....and then good ole Simon chimes in....okay someone has to make a decision...Scott this is it for you...Scott's face was just so sad at that moment felt so bad for him...Anoop's gotta be next right??!!

Awww Crap

Come on people WTF!!??? Why do you all keep Steve O safe on DWTS???!!! Last night David Allen Greer was sent home, and yes I admit it's not like he had a chance to win but he is so not as annoying as Steve O!!

Okay so onto Idol, if you were one of those that tivod the show you also missed out on seeing Adam perform....it was a 60 min show and as you noticed your recording ended at 61 with commercials...a lot of fans blogged about this and said you can see the performance at the Idol website but that sure as shit doesn't help with the voting!!! Either way he of course is safe...

In danger of going home....Anoop, Scott and Lil Rounds...damn Lil Rounds what has happened to you, you are better than the Karaoke versions of the songs you have been singing lately..

Okay so going home let's say Anoop..

PLEASE Send Steve O Home!!!

Seriously already!! It's time for the jackass Steve O to say bye bye DWTS!! He dances shitty and isn't funny can we just send his booty home!! yep it's official that is who I say goes home tonight, hoping anyway!

That little gymnist Shawn is starting to kick some ass, it may be Team Shawn and Team Melissa for me right now!!! Thank god I didn't notice a boner on Shawn's partner this time, yeah if you didn't see it or hear about it last week it was beleived he had a bulge after they danced could of been his cup tho..right???...yikes!!!

No More Bird Calls!!

Just as I predicted Megan went home last night on Idol and had quite the attitude at first and what was up with her silly bird noises????!!..when asked how she felt about Simon's bad comments about her she said no offense Simon but I didn't care! So when it came time for the judges to decide if they would save her, Simon said, you know how you didn't care, well neither do we!! Her really brushed her off, it was like yeah sing but even if you do good we are not saving you..

Next weeks's Idol they will be singing songs that came out from their birth years!! That ought to make a lot of people feel old!!!!

DWTS/IDOL

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO My Holly is off DWTS, that freaken sucks! Steve O, Holly and Steve from Apple were in the bottom 3 and 2 went home last night...thank God Steve the weirdo from Apple was one of them, but really Steve O gets to stay and Holly goes home??? What the hell???

On to Idol....so last night they could sing whatever song they wanted as long as it was a hit on itunes.....love ya Allison but what the heck did you let them do to your hair??!!! It was like a Flinstones hair do!! still I think she is safe...on to who i think in danger of going home tonight..

Okay so i spoke to soon with the Allison thing!! In the bottom is Allison, Anooop, Megan and maybe Lil Rounds but going home is Megan....really like her style but the show just ain't working for her....

Fucking Tivo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reeeeeeeeeeeeealy are you kidding me!! So I go to watch DWTS and what do you know my freaken Tivo did not tape it, how that happened baffles the shit out of me cause it was set to tape..ugghhhhhhhh!!

Well tonight 2 people will be sent home and I think even tho I didn't get to see the performances it's safe to say that Steve O and the Apple computer weirdo sucked!! So that is who i say goes home tonight!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the bottom 3 was Michael, Alexis and Allison, HUGE surprise with Alexis and Allison, then they tell us Allison is safe...so of course it HAS to be Michael going home right? NO!!! What the fuck! Wait wait the judges can still save Alexis, they have their 1 save of the season left and surely they will use it on her, she is one of the few left that can acutally sing, that actually has a shot on becoming the winner....so the poor girl sings, and they tell you her it was good but not good enough and kick her off...seriously freaken ridiculous this show...

Country Music Night on Idol

Okay so I am a Country music fan and last night was a little painful on Idol!!! It's the kind of music that if you don't do it right it might sound a little goofy!

Wow what a surprise 'Anoop dog' as Randy calls him, was...he was even worried cause it was country music night and said it wasn't quite his thing....hey it wasn't most of the Idol's thing last night but Anoop did a nice job singing good ole Willie Nelson!!!

The stand out last night, and I think it will be 50/50 on whether you liked it or hated it...Adam singing Ring of Fire, I don't know if Arnie watched but i can tell you he would be throwing his tv if he heard it, on the other hand Adam did make it his own.....if you like Tool or Nine Inch Nails you probably liked it..Simon thought it was indulgent rubbish!!

Crap now who is going home...this shit is hard......I will just say Michael, only because he went first which is already a bad thing, and he was forgettable in his performance...badoop!

Belinda????????????????REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean seriously!!!!!!!!!! Belinda and Steve from Apple were in the bottom 2 on last nights DWTS then they do their 'dance off' which is new this year, the judges give them both the same score which is absurb...anywho the judges scores get combined from the fans calls and yeah Belinda gets sent home???????????????????????? Great more creepiness with Steve to come....

Not loven the Doo

Melissa is one of my fav's on DWTS she is just so freaken adorable and likeable, however last night her doo was poofier than her body!! She still kicked ass, she got the first 9's of the Season!! My other girl Holly showed much improvement however the stupid judges gave her 6's just like they did with that weirdo Steve from Apple, seriously are you kidden me??? I didn't think that man could look creepier but last night with those 'nerd' glasses he out did himself!!

Steve 0 from jackass wasn't on the live show because of an injury but they did tape his dance rehearsal that you could vote on and it was a hot mess!! I say Steve from Apple goes home tonight unless they do that thing where Steve O leaves because of his injury, that would also be a good thing!!

Kardashian Drama

Kourtney is so freaken rude to her Mother, yes Kourtney your Manager mom should have been at your photo shoot, she wasn't and she knew she was wrong, you girl are way over reacting calling your own mom a bitch, seriously you are being a cold hearted snake just like what your sister Kholoe called you, why do I like this garbage!!!!! Sadly I can't get enough! And how about their brother and his compulsive cleaning habits in the apartment he shares with his Cheetah Girls girlfriend, doesn't he remind you of Brea on Desperate Housewives!!!

Loven Candy Girls!

Have you seen this new Reality show 'Candy Girls?' It's on E right after Keeping Up with the Kardashians on Sunday nights and I am totally hooked! This gals owns an agency that deals with the chicks that are in music videos and there is lots of drama and chicks being bitchy, it's great!!! Seriously I am watching it right now and there really isn't anything major happening, but I like it, why? I don't really know!!! They are shooting a video for MIMS, I dont' know it's just interesting, a whole nether world...

2 Beeeawwwtches Gone!!

Your tour ends here you skank ass Ashley, ughhh she drove my ass crazy and damnnnn Bretanya very classy spitting on Heather when you got up to 'brawl' with her!! And Brett reeeeeeealllly you actually said that Ashley and Bretanya are 2 of the most beautiful girls you have ever seen, c'mon Brett take out Ashley's breast augmintation, flatten out her over worked on lips, take out her hair extentions and let her bleached hair go back to it's orginal color and you aren't left with much!!! Now Bretanya on the other hand yes that girl was pretty much a natural beauty however did you notice she only really talked when she wanted to kick someone's ass!!

With the chicks left I am not seeing long term with any of them, which is good cause hopefully then we will get another season of this trash I love!!

The Judges may Save you

Alrighty so there is a new rule on Idol it goes like this....Until the Top 5 if someone is voted to go home the judges can save them, however they can only do this 1 time..when the judges use this no one will go home that night but the next week 2 go home..

Last night the judges did not use their 1 save....And who could they have saved????

Jasmine or Jorge, yep both went home last night. Gotta say didn't see the Jasmine coming but a little happy about it becasue it was between her and Megan and I love Megan

Jorge was standing up there with Anoop, who I thought would be going home...when Simon was asked if they were gonna save Jorge tonight he abruptly said NO! It was classic Simon, cold with no concern!

"NEW YORK CITY PART 2"

Okay so while these ladies have class when it comes to money over the Orange County chicks...they clearly don't have class at Charity functions for pete's sake!! Ramona and LuAnn totally get into it while cooking food for Cancer patients, so wrong! And over the age of LuAnn's husband of all things, come on girlies....really???!!!

"NEW YORK CITY"

Okay pausing the Tivo...I am watching Real Housewives of New York City and while I prefer this group to Orange County and Atlanta.....that Alex and her husband just freaking creep me out, beyond pretentcious just plain WEIRD...just creepy weird...weird weird weird...ughhhhhh!

Okay taking Tivo off of pause to continue watching......

I can't beleive how much more I enjoy watching the New York City wives instead of the Orange County catty bitches...here are my observations...thanks for asking!! With the New York City gals, you SEE they have money by the way they live and they do just that live and we get to follow them around however with the Orange County gals they are like look at my car, look at my jewelry, look at my house, look at my boat, I guess that is the difference between those with class and those without!!

Are you Shitting me!!!

Okay so CLEARLY the kid episode was FIXED on Rock of Love...PLEASE like Military moms or any good Mom for that matter would allow some skanky bitches WHO THEY HAVE NEVER MET in bikinis that basically have their boobs falling out watch something as precious as their CHILDREN!!! Freaking ridiculous!!

Look I didn't think Rock of Love could get anymore ridiculous but Brett has outdone himself this time around!!! And yes......I will continue watching!!!!

Top 13 Perform

So Idol kicked off last night and to start things off the judges have a new entrance now...they walk down the stairs on the Idol stage and are introduced from some deep voiced announcer, something Simon loved!!


anywho first night is always hard to choose who will be the first one kicked off but I will give it my best...oh by the way the theme was Michael Jackson songs...

Bottom 3

Anoop
Jorge
And I hate to say it but Megan...damn I love her but shit her perfomance was allllll wrong..

First one kicked off.....

Anoop!

America's New Sweetheart!!

Melissa kicked ass last night on DWTS! She is teamed up with yummy Tony, she only had 2 days to practice!! Yep everyone else gets like 6 weeks!!!

My girl Holly only had like a week to pracatice and for a week with no dancing in her past she did alright...

My baby Ty Murray was a little stiff, he is teamed up with one of my favorite dancers from So you Think You Can Dance Chelsie, so excited to see her apart of this..

Scoring the highest of the night was Gilles, he is the naked french man from Sex and The City movie!! What an ass on that man!!!!

Steve O was lame just as I thought, but the real weirdo of the night was the Apple guy Steve, just creepy to watch..I predict he goes home next Monday...

Top 13

So last night on Idol it was the judges pick in the Wild Card show for 3 more to round out the Top 12 however they really wanted 1 more person to it was made the Top 13....so here are the 4 that made it thru last night

Jasmine...like I said!!!

Megan...My fav and by the way I also predicted her!!!

Matt and Anoop....yeah okay I didn't see those coming!

Thank Jesus Tatiana didn't make it thru, maybe cause she sang the same song now for the 3rd time!!! I agreee with Paula that girl is so dang dramatic, acting would be a great career choice for her!!!

Wild Card Show Tonight

Not bad not bad Dawn...once again I chose 2 of the 3 that made it in the Top 12 on Idol...

Lil Rounds, Scott and Jorge..I chose Lil Rounds and Scott and damn it Jorge was on my mind but he wasn't in my prediction..oh well!

Okay so the judges chose 8 of the Idols that were left for the Wild Card show tonight and of those 8, 3 will be chosen to round out the Top 12 here is who will be competing

Von Smith
Jasmine
Ricky Brady
Megan
Tatiana.....booooooooooooooooo
Matt
Jesse
Annut

Alright I am gonna say that Megan, one of my fav's, Jasmine and Ricky Brady will make it thru..

all in all it's been kinda boring this year but it should get better once we get to the top 12 competing to be your American Idol...let's hope anyway!

Blahhhhhh

Wow what a boring group of singers last night on Idol, shit this is pretty easy to pick the 3 that I think will make it thru...

Lil Rounds
Scott MacIntyre
Nathaniel Marshall

The first 2, Lil Rounds and Scott have fantastic voices and the 3rd pick Nathaniel just stands out with his fun personality and signature head band!!

This Thursday will be a Wild Card night to pick the final 3 to be in the Top 12...

By the way the Bachelor 2nd part of the Final Rose was last night and ummm well Jason is still a rat bastard! He and Molly are still together but I just don't get it, Melissa seemed like such a better fit....also your next Bachorlette will be................Jillian!!

What a Bastard!

Well the rumors were true.....Jason last night on the Bachelor chooses Melissa, but then on the After the Final Rose which occured weeks later, he dumps Melissa and chooses Molly...at first Molly is shocked but then is excited and accepts to see where their relationship could go...whatever...never pegged Jason for such a schmuck!

So tonight there is going to be a follow up to all this to see what has happened to all 3..poor Melissa but hey it's better to find out before you get married..right!!

K-Dub Moves out

I got a little choked up last night on GND...it was a full hour showing the start of the breakdown of our Girl's Next Door..first one to move out Kendra...then Bridget was off for 4 months with her new job traveling and reporting from the world's hottest beaches and Hef touches on how unhappy Holly is cause she really wants marriage and babies something he can't give her...next episode shows those annoying twins coming to see Hef while Holly is away in Vegas, god I am not looking forward to the new Girls Next Door with those twin bitches............

Dice Man is Out/Bachelor Chooses tonight!

Hickory Dickory my ass!! What a clown Dice Man is! Last night the second season of Celebrity Apprentice kicked off and the Dice Man was the first celebrity booted. Good call he was useless with their first challenge all he did was talk about how funny he is and do the worst impersonations of John Travolta...blahhhhhh!

So tonight is the Finale of The Bachelor, it's between Melissa and Molly....god he better choose Melissa, although rumor is he does choose Melissa and then during the the recap show after the finale he dumps her and the chooses Molly. Supposedly while the show has been airing he has been seeing both girls on different weekends, not sure how much of this is true just out there in the blogosphere!! He doesn't seem like that type of guy but shit you can't put anything past Reality tv!

See ya Tatiana!!

Okay so as you know there are 36 finalitst left on American Idol and last night they only kept 3 out of the 12 that performed and holy shit I got 2 out of my 3 predictions right!!!

The 3 that made it thru and will be apart of the top 12 are

Alexis Grace who i predicted by the way!
Danny who I also predicted!!

but the one I got wrong was Micheal...he made it thru but i am actually glad he did!

For a second i was worried that you all were gonna vote thru Tatiana cause she actually sang really well last night but we all came to our senses and booted her butt!!

What the French!!

So if you watch Rock of Love Bus, you have heard one of the skanies say that a lot...what the french..and that is what i said last night about Tatiana on Idol...helllooooooo she was so calm was she on a muslce relaxer? just a question i am not saying she was!! she was almost likeable, i said almost!!

Last night on Idol 12 of the 36 performed and of those 3 will make it thru on tonight's results show..so here is my prediction for the 3 that will make it thru....

Alexis Grace...kicked everyone's ass last night!

Casey Carlson...sang awful looked nervous and awkard but she is just so damn cute and sweet and has some star quality

Danny Grokey...the boy can sing and his story still is so touching....he is the one whose wife died..


Badoop!

Top 36 picked!!

Okay first I need to say I must have hear Ryan wrong the other night because I could have sworn he said they picked 38 on Tuesday...but then last night they said they have chosen their Top 36 for Season 8 but they sure as shit got rid of more than 2 people last night..whatever probably not important!!!!!!!

Anywho some of those chosen I was very excited about like the blind guy Scott Macintyre, Lil Rounds, Danny whose wife died, the Welder Matt, the Oil Rigger Michael and Joanna Pacitti, she is the one who has had a music deal but it went all wrong, I love her so cute, strong willed and just hasn't been at the right place until now!!

And then there are the 2 that I CAN'T BELEIVE MADE IT THRU....

Tatiana, really...seriously..ughhhhhh and that's right they let "comedian boy" Nick..Norman whatever name he is going by..both yep got thru...what the hell???

So next Idol will be 12 out of the 36 performing and voting starts!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!!

Really! You keep "comedian" guy Nick who by the way is NOT funny and oh can't sing along with Tatiana whose singing is just annoying and she is just waaaaaay over dramatic but let's keep her also, yeah that makes sense...remind me again this is a singing contest right?? but you get rid of Lenesha Young who can sing great and her story of what she has overcome, Jesus the poor girl grew up homeless but keeps plugging along and has such an awesome attitude... Really American Idol where is the love??!!

So last night's Idol they narrowed it down to 38, tomorrow night they cut 2 more....how about the 2 up above that I mentioned???

All Night Name Drop

Yes soooo excited for the new season of Dancing with the Stars!!! Last night during Extreme Makeover, Desperate Houswives and Brothers and Sisters they did this damn All Night Name Drop during commercials, of course you had to wait until the shows will just about over to see the freaken announcments....any who here is the line up

Lil Kim

Steve-O....UMMMM YUCK

Nancy O Dell from Access Hollywood

Lawerence Taylor...Football guy

Shawn Johnson...Olympic Gold Medalist

Chuck Wicks...Country Singer...who? I love Country music, maybe I have heard his songs just don't know the name!

Denise Richards

Belinda Carlisle...yes that Belinda from the Go's Go's!!!

Steve Wozniak...Apple Co founder...weird choice!!

David Alan Grier...Comedian/Actor

and the last 2 who are my favorite already!!!

Ty Murray...Rodeo Champ and his wife Jewel!!!

Dancing with the Stars will kick off Monday March 9th for 2 hours on ABC!!!

Bikini Bitch is gone!!!!

Bye buh bikini girl!!! So last night was Group night on Idol which always brings great drama and isn't that what we love about Reality tv!!!??

Let's take Bikini girls group they all of course want to stay up as late as they can to practice but Bikni girl is tired from wearing heels all day and needs her beauty sleep....pleaaaseee....go pose for Playboy now...see ya!

Last group of the night with Nathaniel holy shit fighting all night, seriuos cat fights it was great and when they all make it thru but Nancy, I think what she says to her 2 remaining in the group is fuck off...not sure it was blurred out! but it wasn't pretty..

Okay now for all you Barry Manilow fans...on last nights Access Hollywood they made it look like we would have seen more of the guy last night since we didn't the night before but he wasn't on at all....booooo for Manilow fans....

Drama of Hollywood week continues next week....

And then there was 104

Hollywood week kicked off last night on Idol and this time around no chances in Round 1, you either make it to Round 2 or you go home that day! They started out with 147 and 104 will go onto Round 2 tonight.


Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease are you kidding me!!!! Bikini girl makes it thru...remember this gal she showed up in auditions with a bikini and yes a rocken body but no so much with the voice...Simon and Randy drool all over themselves and give her a ticket...then comes last night she sings Faith Hill's song Breathe...POORLY...but of course Simon has a big ole smile on his face and Randy can barely contain himself so the no talent hottie gets thru again!!! Nice messsage for all the little girls watching isnt it!!


First time I have seen Simon give a face of true sympothy for someone...it was when Nathaniel sang and Simon asked why that song and Nathaniel said it described his life of how music has always been there for him when most people haven't, he has a bit of a rough life and Simon actually made the 'oh my god i really feel for you face!' Rare moment from Simon!

Tonight Round 2, it's the Group Round!!

Another yawn fest!!

Last night was the last of the audtions for Amercian Idol and man what a let down...once again they clumped most of the bad singers together in one clip and only highligted some lame bad singers like the guy who called himself a human Ipod, a guypod....get it!! Joel was his name and he walked in with a cut out Ipod, awful singer of course...could you beleive the girl who has won like 700 singing contests! Holy cow she was awful, but in classic form really thinks she can sing. Adeola, Adeola, poor girl quit her job to come to the auditions and well that was a bad move however Simon called her boss and got her her job back...staged you think? if not showed a softer side of Simon...

Well that's pretty much it kiddos, next week off to Hollywood!!!

Almost Hollywood time!

Shit the last audition on American Idol last night had me in tears...gal named Rose who is 17 lost both her parents...her dad died when she was 13 then her mom when she was 15, holy shit...so glad they liked her and she got thru...I am so hormonal!!!

So did you see ESP girl? I think her signal may be a little off, she felt good about making it but wasn't sure...huh?? Gothe looking gal with thigh highs let's just say not a flattering look on her.....she sang a song called "fly away" of course it was awful and Simon said he wishes she would..yeah no yellow ticket for her.

It's pretty bad when you bring a lucky rabbit with you and it's actually a person in a rabbit suit and the rabbit shines more than you! yes a boy named Chris brought his friend Gregg who was dressed in a rabbit suit and well it wasn't so lucky for him but the judges were entertained by bugs bunny!

Don't forget one more night of Idol tonight, it will be a 2 city tour and they promise their best ever both good and bad...then next week off to Hollywood...

chat with ya soon!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Well that was kinda of a let down last night on American Idol....so the last 2 weeks they were really highlighting the bad ones and then this week what the hell happened??? Wait maybe all the juicy singers were in the first 3 minutes of last nights Idol? You see my Tivo for some reason didn't record the first 3 min......I am guessing probably not....

Now in all fairness I am pre menstrual and girls you know how that can have us see the world differently!! This girl Naomi was pretty bad and her friend came in the room with her cause she really wanted to meet Randy, and her face showed how bad she even thought Naomi was and poor Naomi really thought she could sing and started crying when Simon thought the audition was a joke....let's see what else, Darin who sang Boys to Men was a bit of a drama mama when he walked in the auditon cause someone he just met didn't make it so he was crying....Darin was also not so good of a singer....this guy Michael who lives to sing and play his guitar didn't make it and he was devasted but he did vow that we will see him again....oh wait I forgot about Kaneswa who had lots of self confidence but NO voice, total denial though she laughed at Simon's opinion another one who really beleives she can sing.....

Okay so I guess there were a few after all!! Just not as juicey as the last 2 weeks but hopefully they will make up for it tonight~!

Skanks R Us...or Rock of Love?

What the F??? Serioulsy all we have seen this season are big boobs, drunk asses, fights and throw up!! Not that I am complaining, it's been pretty entertaining but isn't Bret trying to find LOVE? In season's past he had already made serious connections with at least 4 of the girls, this time he barley has spent any one on one time with any of these bitches....ummmmm let me guess, yet again he won't find the love of his life!

Alright well your tour ends here......

Sober House ROCKS!!!!

Oh Dear God!! Steven Adler is making Sober House juicy to watch! So since day 1 of checking into Sober House Steven has been fucked up on heroin.....ummmm Steven this is SOBER House....they make him leave to sober up, but allow him back the next day where he proceeds to smoke more herion, can barely walk or talk has ginormous pupils but denies he is high!! Hellllloooo you are in a house with ex druggies that can call it as they see it!

The drama continues next week as they show in the previews the cops coming and arresting him....

oh by the way, that dirt bag boyfriend of Mary's was on another Reality show called Date my Ex.... if you watched the first season of Real Housewives of Orange County then you know who Jo and Slade are, well anywho the reality show feautured them trying to find Jo a good man and that creep was on, he was slimmy then and still seems slimmy, what a reality show ho!!

Classic Idol...almost!

I must say last night's Idol was a glimpse of classic Idol..yes there were still the montages of the bad singers, but more were highlighted compared to Idol's start this year, agree? yes i think you do!!

Seriously that first girl! Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, What the hell, worst bleach job and I kinda felt sorry for her because her fake eye lashes were a little crooked! But once she started singing well that is where the focus went, holy shit that was bad and of course she thinks she is AWESOME!! Her mom and dad were with her both in complete denial...Simon with one of his classic lines says to her you know what that was like, it's like there were 22 horses and 1 donkey!!

How about that dork Ross...wowzers! He studies chinese symbols and how they are alike and then aligns them or some shit like that, hey way over my head!!!! I think he was trying to sing Opera....not sure...the attempt was not so good...but he says I have this scratch in my throat from the cold air...lol..lol..drinks poor Paula's water using her straw...grooooooooos! Did the water help? of course not!

Oh my gosh and then toward the end this poor girl named Rebekka comes in starts singing and it is awwwwfuullll, she has this bandage on her arm using as a cheat sheet! anywho the new judge Kara says, oh wait i get it you were voted most humorous in high school, so this is a joke.....the girl starts crying cause well it isn't a joke and Kara asks Paula to punch her for being mean!! Felt so bad for the girl...

Highlight of the night....Lenesha, 18 year old girl who has pretty much grown up homeless with her family but she has such a great attitude and outlook, she also had a good voice, wrote her own song that was put together really well, story totally made me laugh with joy for her!!

Actually can't wait for Idol next week......

Simon Vs. Kara

So last night American Idol was in our own backyard sord of speak...San Fran, show was only an hour...but if I am not comparing it to last year, they did a pretty good mix of the bad and the good..well at least they let some more of the bad ones go on longer than they have so far...

The 2 bad that stuck out was that poor guy who sang with his eyes closed that was the master at the Rubeks cube, Dalton was his name, pretty bad..

The coupe de grass was Akeelah, or Akeelee, who carried around diagrams of the human body so she could teach herself how to sing..and she pronounced all the parts wrong..pretty funny..when she was auditioning, horribly by the way she said wait I was singing from the wrong recktum!!!

This was also the night to show the sparring between Simon and Kara, I guess this is their new thing Kara does gives it back pretty good, but Simon is Simon you can't really touch the bastard!

Well Chat with ya tomorrow!

American jumped the shark Idol!!!!

Let's face it part of the appeal of auditions were all the folks who TRULY actually thought they were good singers and were just jerks about it if they didn't get picked for Hollywood and well this season they aren't highlighting those folks so much, well accept for Mia, who thought she really could hit those Mariah notes and did the usual cussing and you all are so wrong blah blah blah....

So I think I will just blog about those that I really liked last night....

Jessica - lives with and helps to take care of her 93 year old grandma, very sweet girl

Lil Round - Mom of 3, recovering from a Tornado, fantastic singer!

And by far the story that made me cry and the guy can sing really well...

Danny - He was married and his wife has had a heart condition her whole life and she passed away and he was hoping that thru his singing we would be able to see who his wife was, so freaking sweet! .....he almost didn't audition because the pain is so deep, when you see this guy you won't expect that voice to come out of him...

Well that's it!! Previews for next week do look juicey but who knows....

AMERCIAN IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well last night was for sure entertaining!! Okay so I know the show today will just talk about the bad ones and yes of course there were plenty of those but I have to say for me there were 2 stand outs 1 not so good and 1 good with a faboulous story!!

Alrighty so the not so good one....A girl by the name of Katrina, yes the one that showed up wearing a bikini! Are you freaken kidding me, this is a damn family show..yes she does have a rocken body but it was clear the only reason Simon and Randy put her thru was because she was hot! Best part is her and Kara the new judge got into a little spat, this girl had the nerve to tell Kara her voice was all that great either..cat fight!!

Last guy of the night that they showed was Scott...LOVE this story, he is blind but hasn't let that stop him from fully living life, he ski's, ballroom dances and plays piano and yes has a good voice so he got thru....

Not sure about the new judge, she is just kinda there, don't know what she adds yet.....

Don't miss Idol tonight! Chat with ya later!

BIGGEST Loser, No really BIGGEST LOSER!!

Dear Jesus I am watching the new season opener of Biggest Loser Couples and I am just in tears...Biggest people they have EVER had....they are all so saddened by how overweight they are and you know what those of us that are overweight may not be as big as these folks but we are all in the same boat when it comes to health, anyone who is carrying around more weight then their body can handle is a health risk...I so feel for all these folks, the cool thing though, we will see all them transform into fit healthy people and hopefully never turn back...

Okay so I have to finish watching will chat more about it later......

Rock of Love Bus

Holy SHIT!! So Rock of Love premiered last night and WOW!! I mean really as crazy as the last 2 seasons got, nothing compared to the trash that happended last night! One of the chicks Nikki, who by the way was 1 of 5 chicks to get kicked off last night...anyway this gal puts a shot up some other gals vajayjay and then drinks it, it was so graphic they couldn't even show it just describe it as all the other gals watched on disbelief, priceless!!

I serioulsy didn't think they could find skankier girls but they have!! Daaaaamn there are some seriouos train wrecks on this season, Can't wait, it looks like it will get juicy and oh prediction Bret Michaels will once again NOT find true love!!!

As Bret would say....'life on the road rolls, thank you and goodnight.'

Reality Show Overload = HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year my fellow Reality Show Junkies!! What a great freaken line up of shows we have for 2009! I thought I would give you a break down of the shows I know of so far and of course as more make their debut I will share them with you and as always feel free to let me know of your fav's...

First off my favorite part of The Hills Season Finale was when Lauren (go Team Lauren) and Heidi had their talk at the party Heidi was working, okay call me a dork but I actually got a little choked up, it was like their old friendship they used to have, wasn't it the old Heidi we all used to love....ending with Lauren letting Heidi know that she will always be there for her if she ever needs her...so sweet..


Alright so the BIGGIE coming our way.....

AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right Season 8 kicks off Tuesday Jan. 13th at 8p on FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait! And so far the new judge Kara DioGuardi seems sweet in interviews but is kinda trying to be the girl Simon from what I have seen in clips of the new season but who knows until it actually starts....and oh yeah there will also be a second night that same week Wednesday Jan. 14th also at 8p.....


Now onto to some of the Reality Shows you can catch.....

SUNDAY'S

VHI
Rock of Love Bus 9p - Bret Michaels is at it again to try and find love, Bret thought he found love, twice...but a no go for the 'poor' guy! He thinks the love has failed because the chicks can't hang with his touring rock n roll lifestyle, so this season on the bus all the girls will go a touring and hopefully this time there will be a rose with no thorns!!!!

NBC
Superstars of Dance 9p - Premieres Tonight 1/4 - For all us Dancing with the Stars junkies maybe this will give us our fix!! Dancers from all over the world compete and show us their native dance styles..

E!

Girls Next Door 10p - I am still addicted even though all this was filmed when Holly and Hef were a couple so the show has lost a little bit of it's luster...oh and yes there will be some more Girls Next Door supposedly being filmed right now with new girls, I think including those damn twins who have NO personality! weeee that should be fun to watch...yes I will still watch!

Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood 1030p - Haven't watched much this time around but when I do it is still entertaining...watching Snoop be a dad and all!!


MONDAY'S

MTV
Bromance 9P - Brody Jenner, Bruce Jenner's son who is the step dad to the Kardasians and Brody also appeared on The Hill's...following along!! Anyway he has his own show now..it's a bunch of guys competing to be apart of Brody's entourage....whatever I have only like 5 min. of it and lost interest but I will probably check it out again!

THE CITY 10P - Whitney Port's spin off from The Hill's...she has moved from L.A. to the big apple to work in the fashion industry but not for just any designer, freaking Diane Von Furstenburg!! I gotta say I wasn't looking forward to this show, watched it anyway and I am a fan!! shocking I know! Lots of drama with her new friends and boys! Her Aussie man is good for the eyes!!

Daddy's Girls 1030p Premieres 1/5 - Another spin off, this time from Run's House, who's house....Run's House!! Run's daughter's Angela and Vanessa move to their own place in L.A. and reality show drama will follow!

ABC
The Bachelor 8p Premieres 1/5 - One of our favorite bachelor's from last season's Bachorlette...Single Seattle dad Jason Mesnick who DeAnna Pappas did not choose, still what a shocking moment that was!! Anywho he will try his luck out and have a shot at 25 gals, sure hope one of these gals is right for him what a sweetie he is, we are rooting for you Jason!

True Beauty 10p Premieres 1/5 - Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher are producers of this show which features 6 hot chicks and 4 hot guys who will actually be tested on their inner beauty, surprise to them!! I don't know I will check it out but not real excited about this one..

NBC
Superstars of Dance 8p - I think this is the regular night for this one and just Premieres on a Sunday...

Momma's Boys 10p - Holy shit! I have only watched one episode and it was really really bad! So all these girls are hoping to find love with 1 of 3 guys but of course the boy's mommas help to make the decision of who their son picks, one of the moms is out of control, only wants her son with a white girl, she actually said that and she also said the girl can't be Jewish! Can you freaken believe that, she made me sick and I just didn't want to watch a women like that...


TUESDAY'S

BRAVO
Real Housewives of Orange County 10p - Boy do I fast forward a lot when I am watching this seasons. Lori was one of my favorites and she decided to leave the show and concentrate on her family so it's pretty lame this go around, there are 2 new housewives one who's husband is in the hospital with cancer so that is pretty sad.... I am just done with Vicki, too much of a spazz she needs to relax!!

ABC
Homeland Security USA 8p Premieres 1/6 - I LOVE the show Cops!! So I am gonna check this out since it is law enforcement related, might be good! I guess it follows around our Homeland Security folks so we can see what they go thru to keep us safe....


NBC
Biggest Loser Couples 2 8p Premieres 1/6 - Trainer's Jillian Michael's and Bob Harper are back to kick some major booty back into shape!! This time around the competition features the oldest contestants, the youngest male, its heaviest male and the heaviest female team, can't wait, this show is one of my favorites!!


WEDNESDAY'S

BRAVO
Top Chef New York 10p - Lots and lots of drama between the chef's and all the pressure they are under to be perfect, this is a great cooking reality show, I am hooked!!

MTV
Real World Brooklyn 10p Premieres 1/7 - Okay so I really never watch the Real World shit anymore, but every once in a while I might check out an episode, this time around there is an Iraq War Veteran, a hip-hop hippie, an ex beauty queen, a punk Mormon, a dolphin trainer, a computer geek, an abs model and an advocate for victims of abuse......woooosh! And isn't this the one we found out is fully scripted???!!!!!

Okay reality show junkies this should get us started! check with ya soon!