MAMA WAS RIGHT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

I called it weeks ago and well...... I was right!!! Brooke Burke is your DWTS the champion!!

Brooke came in 1st, Warren Sap 2nd and Lance Bass 3rd.

I gotta say I was nervous for about a second when it was between Brooke and Warren cause Warren Sap was pretty poplular on this show and had a winning personality but this isn't a personality contest and again can I say your Champion is Brooke Burke!!! Lordy lordy my predictions kicked ass this year!!!!

Man I am having DWTS withdrawals already! Thank God American Idol is almost here and I will have lotsssssss to blog about with that show!!!

Have a Happy Gobble Gobble day!!

BROOKE BURKE WILL BE YOUR CHAMPION!!!!

3 Couples left on the DWTS and one winner will be crowned tonight! Dammmmnnn the season went by fast! Okay so let's compare the 3 couples and you will see why Brooke should be your Champion!

Brooke Burke
1. She has been at the top of the leaderboard 80% of the time, more than any other contestant.
2. She has had the only perfect scores!
3. She has had 15 Number 10's!
4. She has also had the hightest average score for the season.


Lance Bass
1. He has been in 1st place twice.
2. He has had 3 Number 10's.


Warren Sapp
1. He has had the most 2nd place finishes
2. He is the Crowd pleaser.
3. He has had 4 Number 10's.


Hellllloooooooo when you stack them up side to side you can see why Brooke Burke should clearly be your Champion! She is my official pick and has been since about week 2 or 3! Badoop!

For tonights DWTS look for Jeffery Ross to Roast the finalists. Also Alicia Keys and Miley Cyrus will be performing. I hope that Miley Cyrus keeps it clean, a lot of her younger fans watch this show and lately when she has performed it has looked like she is using her mic stand as a stripper pole, clean it up Miley!!

CAN I GET A WOO WOO!!!

I gotta say I was a little nervous when it came down to Cody/Julianne and Warren and Kim in the bottom 2 on DWTS cause of course I predicted that Cody/Julianne would be sent home and low and behold I was right AGAIN!!!!! What was I nervous about??!!

So next week are the Finals and I am still predicting that the top 2 will be Brooke/Derek and Lance/Lacey and your Champ will be Brooke Burke! It will be tough close cause and Lance and Lacey have really found their groove together lately but Brooke has been a kick ass dancer the whole season and deserves it...badoop!

DWTS SEMI FINALS!

Well it was a yawn fest when the night started out on DWTS with Brooke/Derek and Cody/Julianne which was a little surprising since they have kicked ass thru out the season..but once it got to Warren/Kim and Lance/Lacey it was looking more like a Semi Finals..but seriously I don't think Warren is as good a dancer as the other boys he just has such a great personality and the judges love love him...

Okay so a damn prediction has to be made for the Finals next week! Alright so 3 will make it to the finals damnnnnnn this is hard....going home tonight will be....drum roll please.....I am such a dork!! Cody and Julianne........I can't beleive that is my prediction to go home tonight but shit I am gonna stick to it, it will probably be Warren and Kim but oh well I am keepen it BADOOP!

Btichfest!!!

Are you freaken kidding me!!!! My damn tivo in the bedroom keeps freezing up and the damn cable company thought they fixed it, but noooooooooooooooooooooooo it is not fixed! Why has this been a problem? Well I have like a zillion Reality shows I wanted to blog about like America's Next Top Model, Celebrity Rehab, The Hills, Super Nanny, Girls Next Door, Real Housewives of Atlanta and the list goes on and freaken on...ughhhhhh!!!!!

Here is something though that I found out, Kendra on the Girls Next Door is getting married to some football player I think from the Eagles. Hef is gonna walk her down the aisle, she said he is like a dad to her, kinda gross cause that means she had sex with someone who is like her dad!! Well I am assuming her and Hef have had sex but maybe not after all! Shit that show is falling apart first Holly and Hef break up and some skanky twins take over and now Kendra one of my favorites is moving out of the mansion...poor Bridget what the hell is she gonna do? I hear all 3 girls will be getting their own spin offs and I also hear that all 3 will still be apart of the Girls Next Door, either way I am addicted and will watch it all!!!

From what I have seen of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, that Kim lady, seriously is she for real?? The bitch wants to be a professional singer but can't sing worth a shit but because she has money and the right connections she has been given a shot, I am so embarrassed for her and her Big Pappa, that is what she calls her boyfriend, Big Pappa, who by the way remains a mystery he is supposed to be someone big time that doesn't want to be seen...okay whatever!! And really one of the Housewives wants to be a designer because she is a women of style, okay well it takes more than that are you freaken kidding me...but once again she has a shit load of money so hires all the folks she needs to pull off her first showing, but here is the funny thing she has a fashion showing of her designs get this without designs, yeah none of the freaken clothes that "she has designed" Fashion show 101 you need samples of your designs there ya know the actually clothes not the drawings!!! Yes you read right she only had the drawings.....ridiculous!!

Alright hopefully the damn tivo will be fixed soon.....catch ya all later!

SEMI FINAL BOUND!

Next week is the Semi finals for DWTS!! Daaammn this season flew by! Here are your 4 couples heading to the semi finals.....

Brooke and Derek
Lance and Lacey
Warren and Kim
Cody and Julianne

Oh wait a minute now, who is missing from that top 4...that's right the couple I predicted would be getting kicked off....Maurice and Cheryl...Is that 3 in a row right for my predictions, well yes I think it is!!!!!!!

Brooke and Derek are getting closer to becoming the Champions of this seasons DWTS!!

DOWN TO FIVE!!

Holy moly where to begin with last night's DWTS...

First off that judge Lynn or Glenn, ya know the guy that sits in middle is off his rocker! I have dogged him before but serioulsy I don't know if he is trying to be Simon from American Idol, but hey guess what you aren't even close!! But you are crappy with your scoring! REALLY Brooke and Derek could have had another perfect score but of course he had to not make that happen boooo. And during the Solo round with the contestants what the hell where you doing Maurice Green? It was a solo DANCE, but instead you did some kind of Bullfighting routine...WHAT??!!

Alright we are one week from the semi finals and this is getting super tough to figure out who is going home....shit this is super hard!!

It has to be between Cody and Edyta and Maurice and Cheryl...man this is tough...shit shit shit well the young girls love Cody so okay shit I will just say it Maurice Green goes home...

Yep Maurice Green official prediction to go home! Badoop!

THAT'S RIGHT, THATS RIGHT, I WAS RIGHT AGAIN!!

OH YEAH!!! Who said Susan Lucci would get kicked off DWTS? That's right ME!!! I am 3 for 3 now with my predictions!! I know not perfect but great for me!

Since I am feeling lucky right now, I will just say it Brooke Burke will win the whole thing!! Of all the dancers she has to, she actually is starting to look like a professional dancer herself!!

Okay so how many of you were annoyed with their Football skit with Jerry Rice? It was like SNL it wasn't funny and kept going on and on and on and on and on.....And what was up with them making Jerry Rice look like a clown, jeez it's freaken Jerry Rice, how embarrassing!

check back with all ya all soon!

VOTE VOTE VOTE

Hey Everybody, okay before I blog about DWTS, I must remind you to get out and Vote today, it's the American thing to do....Obama!!!

Alright so that judge that sits in the middle, Glen or Lyn whatever..he drives me nuts when it comes to Lance Bass and his partner Lacey. The man is just so damn out of touch, open your mind a bit guy, seriously it's not the 50's anymore! Everytime Lance and Lacey do these dances with a touch of hippness he just goes nuts and freaks out, mellow out, deep breaths please!

Yahooooo for Brooke Burke and her partner Derek who are my FAVORITE!! They got a perfect score of 30 and well deserved!

Alright so the results show is going to be Wednesday night because of course tonight Election coverage all over the place, vote vote vote....Obama!! I am gonna have to say it's nighty night for either Maurice Green or Susan Lucci....oh man....okay lets go with Susan Lucci...badoop!

OHHHHH YEAH BITCHES!!!!!

I am En Fuego!! That's right 2 of my predictions have been right this year with DWTS and while that may not be a good average, for my shittiness it's faboulous!!!

We will miss you Cloris Leachman, you were a cutey and I hope to have your spunk if I live to be in my 80's!!!

Did you all also catch how I said that the 2 weakest couples included Cloris Leachman and Susan Lucci....and who was in the bottom 2.....that's right Cloris and Susan!!

Catch ya all later....

ANOTHER STANDING O!!!

What to do, what to do! Okay so clearly with the last 7 couples remaining there are 2 that just aren't as good as the rest...those 2 are..

Susan Lucci and her partner Toni and Cloris Leachman and her partner Corky. The judges gave Susan a 23 and Cloris a 15. Judge CarrieAnn has said what I have been saying, that although Cloris is fun to watch and has a lot of spunk it was sad to lose a good dancer last week with Toni Braxton over Cloris. But once again this week I do gotta say Cloris was cute and entertaining she does bring a lot of personality to the show and shit her partner spun her around but on arm and one leg! And of course the audience gave her another Standing Ovation!

Fuck a duck if Idon't predict her going home tonight she finallly will go home!! So yes my official prediction will be Cloris going home tonight BaDoop!!

Girls Next Door

So as I am watching the new episode of the Girls Next Door from last night and I catch myself sceaming "REALLY." Holly has taken some of the Playmates to a Stripper workout session at her gym and one of the moves has the girls spreading their "kitty" open and one of the Playmates was like no I will be keeping my legs closed!! REALLY you will take off your clothes for the whole world to see your goodies but you won't spread your legs with clothes on???? I am a bit confused on that one!!!

BTW it is just so freaken weird and sad to watch knowing that Holly and Hef are no longer together, she just seems to fit so well with him but the girl wants to get pregnant and it ain't happening with Hef....

Chat with ya all soon...DWTS tonight!!

MY SHITTINESS CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!

Crapola!! REALLY! So when they started announcing who is safe on DWTS the second couple that's right the SECOND couple announced safe was Cloris and Corky...Yes I predicted Cloris would go home but shocking I was wrong!!!

Which serioulsy the person sent home was Toni Braxton, she is actually a good dancer and the key word there is she dances, isn't this a dancing show??? Cloris is a neat great lady but come on people she doesn't dance, how far are we gonna let her go just off her fun personality??? Yes, yes, yes I agree for her age she is busten a move and combined with her personality she is winning people over but again I say, Toni Braxton was such a better DANCER!!

Booooooo me! Well at least I still have my one prediction of Rocco going home right!!

IT'S CLORIS'S TIME

Alright check it out it's Week 5 of DWTS and we are down to 8 couples and of those 8 couples Cloris Leachman is the only one that doesn't really dance, yeah she is so cute and has so much spunk but this isn't a contest for the best cute and spunky person, it is called DANCING with the Stars!!!!!! I think it may be her time to go home......

I think so far the top 2 couples to watch are Brooke and Derek and Cody and Julianne both kicked ass last night but not far behind them are Maurice and Cheryl, finally I think those two are connecting.

You may be thinking where are Lance and Lacey in this thing, I mean he was an N'Syncer!! Well last night wasn't his best, he fell on his booty but had a nice recovery, anywho Lacey who I love as a Professional dancer has quite the attitude with the judges which so far is not helping their scores, they are good so hopefully they can catch up to the top 2.

Yep after thinking about it more my prediction for the person going home tonight is....

Cloris Leachman...BaDoop!

New Reality Shows to check out this week

Well know that the Great Rachel Zoe's Reality show has wrapped up for the season, "I Die" and she "Shut it Down" you only get that of course if you watched her show and know her lingo!! I hope she does a Season 2! Anywho not to fret there is a new style type show starting this week called Stylista, Tyra Banks is producing and all the contestants are going to be clawing for a position at Elle Magazine, lots of drama and fashion, I am sure they are "going to kill it!" Another Rachel Zoe mantra!!! Anywho you can check it out this Wednesday night at 9p on the CW.

The second Reality show starting this week isn't new but it's TERRIFIC!!! That's right good ole Dr. Drew is back with Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew! Some of the messed up "stars" that will be on this season are Tawny Kitaen, Sean Stewart (Rob Stewart's son, he must be soooo proud!), and ex- Guns N' Roses dude Steven Adler...Gary Busey will also be apart of this Circus! First day is always the best when they all arrived fucked up, you know you gotta get in your last high before rehab!! Then the detox is painful but somewhat funny at the same time, shit I hope that doesn't sound mean cause I really don't mean it that way!!! Alright so check it out Thursday night at 10p on VH1...

Project Runway Winner Sucks Ass!

Really??!! Leann the winner of Project Runway, what a joke. Don't get me wrong she is a super sweet girl and her collection was pretty, but not enough spunk or personality, just very plain and classic...some would say boring...On the other hand Kenley and Kuto's collection's were full of color, creativity and just came alive on that runway, seriosly should have gone to one of them.

One of the highlight's of the finale was when Heidi Klum came out and said the original Guest judge Jennifer Lopez couldn't make it, that's right Jennifer Lopez and then she asked the night's replacement guest judge to come walking out and mind you after you were told a super star like Jennifer Lopez was going to be there you were expecting someone similiar but instead.........Tim Gunn comes walking out...a big wa wa wahhhhhh!!! Tim Gunn is stylist to the stars and a super neat guy but already a regular on the show!!

Well I am looking forward to the next Season of Project Runway which I believe has a new home on the Lifetime Network until then as Heidi Klum would say 'You are out!!!!'

Girls Next Door

Okay it all makes sense now! I just finally got around to watching Sundays season opener of the GND and as I was watching I thought there is something different about Holly, she seems really down and her and Hef don't seem as solid as they used to appear on the show....and then I read a couple of my gossip mags and her and Hef are over! And in her interview she said it was basically happening for awhile once she couldn't get pregnant she fell into depression.. so all this must have been happening while they were filming this season....word is she is still at the Mansion but should be out by Halloween, totally weird I know but I was so used to seeing them together on the show that next season will be kinda sad that she won't be there...but of course I will still watch!!!

KICK ASS!!!!!! FUCKEN EH!!!!!!!!

YES! Finally finally finally I get my prediction right on DWTS!!! Sadly it was time for Chef Rocco to go...I will miss your cute tight ass Rocco!!

I got to say though I was a little nervous cause it was Rocco and Cloris Leachman in the bottom 2 and although Cloris got a stading O for her dance, it really wasn't for her dancing, it was for her personality! But alas I was right! Did I mention that already that I was right with who would get kicked off??!!!! Hey I said I would get at least one right and here it is and most likely my last!!!!

Buh-Bye Chef Rocco!!

So last night's DWTS was pretty much a yawn fest! The one highlight was Cloris who got a standing ovation, which must piss off the other contestants who actually dance! Cloris instead uses her acting skills to get her thru the dances and she is just so freaking entertaining, Cloris you are safe once again!!

Sadly I must stick with the prediction I made last week, yes Chef Rocco is going home tonight! As fun as it is to look at him the boy is stiff and what the heck did they have him wearing last night, awful with those chicken feather sleaves! Bye Chef Rocco!

One last thing that damn announcer drives me freaken crazy when he goes to the judges to find out their scores and when he should say Carrie Ann Inaba, he says something like CarrieAnnEkneeba, so annoying!

REALLY!!!

REALLY!!!!! Fuck a duck!! So I finally would have been right with my prediction of who is going home on DWTS and they decide because Misty May Treanor had to drop out of the competition no one would go home last night!Oh wait it gets better.....you see they announced who would have gone home and yes that's right it would have been MY prediction of Rocco! It's actually pretty funny, I finally get it right but not really!So Rocco's low score will follow him into next week so he will have to cut a rug to save himself from being kicked off, shit maybe I should predict him already for next week? No I better wait!
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Misty May Treanor OUT!!

So it's the 3rd week of DWTS and our first casuality is out! Misty May Treanor Friday night during practice tore her achilies tendant OUCH!, I know I know, that is not how you spell it but you know what I mean!! Last night they made it official that she won't be able to continue in the competition....I like her, sweet girl but she would have gone soon anyway!

Can we just take a moment to talk Susan Lucci.....her body is just so damn rocken but holy cow is it stiff, is that from age or not enough stretching??? I will say not enough stretching that way there is hope for all women not quite her age yet!!!!


Alright now onto my shitty prediction for who is going home!!! I swear I will get at least one couple right this year!!!!

In the bottom.....


Cloris and Corky
Rocco and Karina
Toni and Alec

Damn it!! I am torn betweent Rocco and Toni....Rocco God love em but the boy can't dance! Toni on the other hand can usually dance really well but last night was just weird, her outfit was like she was Queen Elizabeth and the dance itself was booooooring!

Okay here it is cause it will probably be wrong anyway!!!......Getting kicked off tonight is....

Rocco!!!! BaDoop!!

Who will be America's Next Top Model

I love that dramatic pause Tyra Banks makes when saying 'Who.............will be America's Next Top Model..

Well this season the true whiner is Marjorie, wee wee. She is French and her parents are from France but she has lived here pretty much her whole life, but she says she was raised with the European type attitude which she says is pretty negative. And dear God this last episode that sure did show, every time that girl could complain, bitch and moan she would, it is so f ing annoying!! She's not even that pretty, she is what Tyra would call ugly pretty and she always does these poses where it looks like she has osteoporosis!!! I kinda feel sorry for her when she gets around other people she is very socially awkward, but she still annoys me!!

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders New Season!!

Hey All! So I was sooooo excited to see a new season for the DCC finally! I don't know what it is but I am so addicted to that show! The girls are put threw hell, it's pretty damn hard core to make that squad!

Anywho I just got threw watching the season opener and the open call auditions are hilarious because so many girls show up who have NO SHOT! And you are like 'have you even payed attention to how hot the DCC grils are, why do you think you compare???!!!!' Girls that can't dance like AT ALL, instead they do like stripper moves and roll around on the floor, hilarious!! It's also amazing how many chicks who aren't in shape show up! Bellys hanging out along with back fat, what the f??? The DCC girls have bodies to die for, that is a must! Nothing wrong in general with not having a fit body but everything is wrong with it when you are trying out for the DCC!!

They picked the final girls to make it to training camp, so it's gonna get real hard core quick, you gotta check it out if you haven't already, it's on Saturday nights at 9:30p on CMT

Shit, Shit, Shit!!!!!!

Damn it!! Wait why am I surprised!!! Yes again I was wrong with who was going home on DWTS!!! So we were 50 minutes into the show and who I predicted to go home was still not announced safe....could I have been right about it, I thought?? Well that's a big NO!! Right at 52 minutes in Maurice Green and his partner Cheryl were announced safe... I swear I am gonna get at least one couple right this season, no really I will!!!

Are you freaken kidding me!! Reeeeeeally this week Kim gets kicked off, I predicted her to go home last week, one week off again, shit I did that last year with my predictions being one week off and all!

I felt bad for Kim though becasue she said that 5 years ago on this night her dad passed away and stupid Host Tom Berguon or however you spell it!! says to Kim's dancing partner Mark 'do you have any words for your dad'......who is alive by the way!!! what an ass!

Chef Rocco SO FREAKEN HOT!!!!

So DWTS last night featured the Rumba and Paso Doble and man I thought for sure Chef Rocco's Latin Lover side would come out but booooooo it didn't! Doesn't matter he is still super hot to look at and for that he is safe!!

Others that are for sure safe....

Toni and Alec
Brooke and Derek, she by the way is my favorite celebrity dancer on the show
Cody and Julianne
Warren and Kim
Susan and Tony
Cloris and Corky, yes Cloris I think is safe once again, the gal can't dance but hey it would be like voting off your nana!!

Also safe are Lance and Lacey, who had the hightlight of the night. They danced to 'I kissed a Girl' and the Karoke style band did a bang up job singing that......not really!! Anywho at the end of the song Lance and Lacey smacked lips together and then Lance took out his Cherry Chapstick, get it... see the song goes 'I kissed a girl and I liked it, taste of her Cherry Chapstick....and Lance is gay...his humor shocked the judges, I swear these judges sometimes can be so reserved!!!

Now for the booorrrrrring dances and my bottom 3....

Kim and Mark, this poor girl, man I love her but dammmnnn she is so stiff and lifeless when she dances. Kim girl think of your hunk of a boyfriend when dances so the savage Kim can come out!

Misty and Maks, whoa! Her outfit looked like something between a Dominatrix and something from the movie the Matrix! I just couldn't get past the outfit to really notice the dancing!!

Maurice and Cheryl, man talk about not being memorable at all! Dude this sucks becasue Cheryl is one of the best dancers on the show and she has gotten screwed lately with who she has been paired up with...

So with that said, although I am horrible at predicting who gets kicked off I am gonna go for it and say the next person kicked off is.........................

Maurice Green

Okay so you know it will be someone else right!!!!

Project Runway

One of my FAVORTIE shows is Project Runway!! Anywho just catching up on this weeks episode and holy shit I can't believe Kenley, the outfit she is designing is NOT Hip Hop! Are you kidding me the pants look like Capri sailor pants and the blouse has like flowers and the leather jacket is something you would find in Ann Taylor!!! Then she has the nerve to get all up in Stylist to the star's Tim Gunn's face who is only trying to help her and she totally goes off on him and says she knows more about Hip Hop then he does, apparently NOT!!

What was really funny is when they went on the Runway to display their creations in front of the judges and who just happended to be a guest judge....L.L Cool J!!! Hilarious!! He told her that outfit was not even close to Hip Hop and she even got an attitude with the judges! But of course they kept her and poor Suede ended up getting kicked off. He had to design a Rock Star outfit, not even close, super boring! Helllllooo it's Rock and Roll you could have gone crazy with it Suede! Well boooo we won't hear Suede talking in 3rd person anymore!

Only 4 designers left....The prize of Bryant Park is getting closer!!!!

Check with ya all later!

2 for 2

Last night was DWTS Results show and yes again I was wrong with who was going home!! Serioulsy I almost fell off my bed laughing when right at the start of the show when they announce the first 2 couples that were safe, that's right Kim and Mark were one of the first 2 announced!! I swear what the hell, my radar is so off when it comes to this shit! Well hey I am glad Kim is still there cause I do love her!

The other couple that was called out first was of course, Brooke and Derek who I predict will make it to the finals, oh boy I might have just screwed it up for them by saying this!!!

Can I tell you the one thing I don't like about the Results show is all the stuff in between letting us know who is safe, really we just want to know who is safe and who is going home without all the hoopla!!

Last night's hoopla included all the Pro dancers doing a dance together and then the review from Tuesday nights performances, blah, blah! A bit more exciting were Jessy McCartney, such a cutie, singing Leaven, and then the group who is all the rage these days, The Jonas Brothers, the girls in the audience were going nuts!

The filler they could have done without last night was Adam Corolla, doing his man on the streets routine trying to be funny asking folks questions about DWTS. Well Adam it wasn't funny but it did kill time!

Alrighty now onto the bottom 2 which didn't include Cloris Leachman!! I got that right!!

It was between Toni and Alec and Ted and Inna........

Thank God, it was Ted....bye bye buh buh bye bye!!

Damn it I should have known, stiff and didn't connect well with the audience and he was in my bottom 3 the first night, I swear I am always off by a night with these damn predictions!!

Egg on Face!!!!

Dang it I should have known that Cloris Leachamn would be safe last night on DWTS!!! Yes I actually predicted that she would be voted off.....soooooooooooo wrong about that!! I mean really Dawn, she was so dang entertaining, not with her dancing but with her personality!! And yes for that reason I think she will be safe tonight, cause once again she was just so funny with her personality and the way she interacts with the audience and the judges, people love her right now!!

Okay so who did get kicked off last night......no shocker here and hey I had him in my bottom 3 does that count for something??? Let's all say bye bye to the first kicked off of Season 7 of DWTS..............

JEFF ROSS!!

As for last night the remaining 12 either danced the Mambo or the Quick Step. Nothing stand out really happened except I can't beleive that Ted was safe last night I mean after I saw that Cloris was safe I for sure thought Ted would be going home but not and man he just makes the weirdest faces when he dances so uncomfortable to watch!! Although I think he will be safe once again tonight damn it!!

Brooke and Derek received the best score last night from the judges with a 26 out of 30, she just kicks ass at dancing, will for sure go far.

Cloris got the lowest score of 16 but again she will be safe.

Going home I predict.....

Kim! Shoot she just doesn't move well, very conservative with her dancing and was in the bottom 2 last night and got a really low score of 18. But hey girl I will continue to watch your Reality Show, I still love ya!!!

First Night of DWTS!!!!!

Okay first off big news!! One of my favorite Reality shows, Girls Next Door, is starting a new season Sunday October 5th on E! at 10p, can’t wait!! Also OMG have to let you know about another show I came across, Rachel Zoe Project! That’s right Rachel is THE stylist to the stars and she has her own Reality show on Bravo Tuesday nights at 10p, you have to check it out lots of fashion and drama, damn I love her style so wish I could afford to dress like her!!!
Alrighty so onto the first night of Season 7 of DWTS…….

All in all it was pretty much like the first show of all the seasons, you get to know each star and their dancer, most of course are still learning and haven’t gotten their momentum yet and still working on their chemistry but hey it’s DWTS and we can’t stop watching!! So all the dancers either danced the Fox Trot or the Cha Cha Cha and Tonight someone goes home, then the remaining 12 dance and someone else will go home on Wednesday. If you are not sure how it works the judges give their scores from a 1 to a 10, there are 3 judges so those scores are added up and then we the people call in and vote and the lowest couple will be sent home. The judges by the way didn’t hold back last night, giving out a lot of 4’s ouch!!!

My top 3 from last night and totally safe…

Lance and Lacey – So so so safe! These 2 were edgy and hot and so fun to watch!

Brooke and Derek – Damn that women is super sexy when she dances! She did not look like it was her first night on the show, total pro and hello did you see those dancers legs!!

Toni and Alec – Fantastic, great chemistry together will go far!
All these couples I predict are safe but didn’t just stand out as much as my top 3……

Cody and Julianne – youngest couple ever to be on DWTS so youth is always attractive!! And they were full of energy and so adorable! Oh yeah let’s not forget about Samantha Harris one of the hosts that interviews the dancers after their performance while they wait for their scores who yes still sounds like a man! And is annoying as ever with her comments, she actually said to Cody and Julianne ‘ you showed the old folk how you roll.’ WHAT!!

Chef Rocco and Karina – Karina by the way had a sprang in her foot or ankle I don’t know they never really said but like the pro she is she did her performance and beautifully as usual. Rocco on the other hand a little stiff and awkward but he is just so damn adorable and great personality!

Maurice and Cheryl – They were fun to watch, Maurice went from really moving to stiff but overall had a great energy.

Kim and Mark – Surprisingly boring!! I so was looking forward to seeing Kim dance, but man there was no emotion and no chemistry between these two, but hey I still think they will pool it out!

Susan and Tony – Daaaaamn that Susan Lucci has a fantastic body! But wasn’t all that impressed with her dancing but shit she is Susan Lucci the Queen of Daytime, she will be safe!

Misty May Treanor and Maksim – Talk about looking uncomfortable, poor Misty! So athletic but not graceful, these pair also looks weird together but I think they will scrap by this week.

Warren and Kym – That boy is big, but he can move! Happy guy that makes you smile!

Okay now for the doosies, here are the bottom three….

Ted and Inna – NOPE NOPE NOPE! I knew it exactly what I thought dances like a pole is in his butty!

Cloris and Corky – Oh boy poor Cloris, not good not good at all. Well actually for her age she did a good job, but I just don’t see her lasting because you know how this show goes the dances start getting really tough! But she was super funny with the judges going over to their table showing cleavage and putting her leg on the table to be kissed!

Jeffrey and Edtya – NO MOVES AT ALL! Actually got the lowest score of the night at 12!! It was really bad! His humor may make him safe though!
Drum roll please….. who do I predict will go home tonight………….
Cloris Leachman…..BaDoop!

Check back with ya all after tonights DWTS!

REALITY SHOW JUNKIE!!

Yeppers that’s me, a Reality Show Junkie!! You name the Reality show and I have seen it, it may not be in my current rotation, but if it’s new I HAVE to give it a try! I watch Reality TV all year round, some folks only watch in the Fall, I say there is good shit to watch even in the Summer! Hello just got done watching Big Brother which was on all Summer and of course Dan won, hellllllloooo he kicked ass in his game playing and all 7 jury members even though he had scammed each and everyone, all voted for him to win the $500,000 because he simply played the best game and thank God they didn’t vote for Memphis to win that he was up against in the top 2, that guy bugged the shit out of me, he claimed to be a mixologist, no dude you are a BARTENDER, that is what they are called NOT Mixologists….please!

Now onto Reality shows currently in my rotation…….

The Hills – MTV Mondays at 10p. Juicy, juicy, juicy! Total drama, backstabbing, gossip ya know all the good stuff! I say Team Lauren all the way! This show is a bunch of 20 something’s in Hollywood trying to find their way with careers, friendships and boys just good non thinking TV, love it!

I Want To Work For Diddy – VHI Mondays at 9p. Diddy is looking for a new assistant and he is not an easy man to work for, you must have a back bone and want to work 24 hours a day everyday for this job. Its all about making the impossible possible, there is not a NO in Diddy’s book if he wants it done you make it happen or you are a gonner! There is a group of folks competing for this job and it is non stop drama and it’s just cool to see all the challenges and what a tough business Diddy runs.

Project Runway – Bravo Wednesdays at 9p. Model Heidi Klum is the host and this show kicks ass! I love designers and these are up and coming designers competing to win the $100,000 prize to start their own clothing line. Each week they have a challenge to design certain outfits and it’s just so awesome to see what they come up with and of course each week one designer is told “you are out.” My favorite used to be Stella just cause she was so obsessed with her leather, she loved to design with leather, and in her New York accent she would say “leaaaa – thaaaa.” But she has been kicked off so now I am rooting for Jerell, he is just awkward and different, love him! Suede is a little weird he is always talking in 3rd person, so annoying!

Americas Next Top Model – CW Wednesday 8p. Tyra Banks hosts and asks…”Who will be Americas Next Top Model!” So addicted to this show, and this is the season that has a Transgender on named Isis, super sweet girl, and yes she is a girl born in a boys body, damn it! So far lots of drama with that because some of the girls are not so nice to Isis which is just cruel, but she is holding her own!

Other Reality Shows I will be checking out this season include Biggest Loser, Amazing Race, Girls Next Door, Keeping up with the Kardashian’s, and Rock of Love 3. And of course any others I may come across!!!

BUT…………THE BIGGIE THAT IS GETTING READY TO START…….DWTS, that’s DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah! That is the main reason I wanted to do this page so I could blog about one of the most popular Reality Shows besides American Idol (which we will blog about when it starts!!) DWTS!! Okay so here is the scoop there will be a 3 night premiere starting on Monday September 22nd on ABC at 8p, then on Wednesday September 24th it will be the first elimination show and 2 couples will be sent home that night! It’s gonna be another exciting year as always! Can you believe it’s going to be the 7th season, this show is hot, hot hot! Okay so if you don’t know who the contestants are, here they are and yes I already have my favorites!!!

MY PICK FOR THE 6 TOP COUPLES

LANCE BASS – Formerly of one of the best boys bands of its time, of course I am talking about NSYNC! I am super excited about this one because Lance is teamed up with Lacey Schwimmer who was a dancer on So You Think You Can Dance and I loved her on that show, she kicks ass as a dancer so this could be the team to watch.

Toni Braxton – Singer and Actress, she carries herself so well I think she will glide across the dance floor and she is in good hands with Season 1 champ Alec Mazo.

Brooke Burke – Actress and Host of Wild On!, Rock Stars INXS and Supernova. Hellooo this women is sexy, we will love to see her body in those little outfits and she is teamed up with Derek Hough who is young, sexy and knows how to get he women to move!

Rocco Dispirito – Celebrity Chef and Author and all around HOTTIE! Okay so that is really why I am putting him as someone to watch cause he is just fun to look at! Plus he is paired with Karina Smirnoff who is also sexy and on fire with her dancing, they will sizzle as a team!!

Maurce Green – Olympic Gold Medalist, dubbed the World’s Fastest Man. Don’t know much about this dude but hey it’s takes fast feet a lot of the times with the dances so he has that going for him! The real reason is he got SUPER lucky to be paired with 2 time DWTS Champ Cheryl Burke who knows how to get these athletes dancer ready!

Kim Kardashian – Actress and model and on one of my favorite Reality Shows, Keeping up with the Kardashians. I love her curves and I love how she embraces them. She is a real women with a real women’s body, the classic hourglass shape. I not only think she will have the moves, but she is paired up with Defending Champ Mark Ballas, that’s right the guy who took the win last year with Krisit Yamaguchi. This guy is a great teacher and I think he and Kim will be a rocken team!

Here are the 7 other contestants that I am hot and cold with at this point but hey they may prove me wrong once the show kicks off!!

Cloris Leachman – Actress with 9 Emmy’s, a Golden Globe and an Academy Award. I love her as an actress just not so sure how her dancing will be, she is teamed up with a World Latin Champion who is making his series debut Corky Ballas.

Cody Linley – Corky will be the youngest contestant to ever compete on DWTS. I am sure your children know who he is, he is best known for his role as Jake Ryan on Hannah Montana! He is teamed up with the youngest dancer Julianne Hough, whose brother is also a dance teacher on the show, the aforementioned Derek Hough who is teamed up with Brooke Burke.

Susan Lucci – Hello who hasn’t heard of the famous Soap Star from All My Children, man this women looks great for her age, she hasn’t aged much, could be plastic surgery allegedly! Anywho she is teamed up with Super HOT Tony Dovolani, so fun to watch that man move, his butt is solid, you just want to smack it!!

Misty May-Treanor – Beach Volleyball Champ, usually the athletes do well, I am sure she will look good in the outfits! Her teammate will be Maksim Chmerkovsky.

Ted McGinley – Actor from such shows as Married with Children and Hope and Faith. He just seems like he will be really awkward on the dance floor, kinda stiff is what I picture, he will be paired with newcomer Inna Brayer.

Jeffery Ross – Comedian A.K.A Roast Mastermind! He obviously is there for a good laugh which they tried to do with Adam Corrolla last year except he isn’t/wasn’t funny at all!! Jeffery gets the pleasure of being teamed up with a dancer that has been on all 7 seasons Edtya Sliwinska.

Warren Sapp – I guess he had like a 13 year career in the NFL, he played with the Buccaneers and the Raiders and he has himself one of those Super bowl rings! Fooda fooda fooda football! Hopefully Kym Johnson that he is paired up with can get him to move smoothly!

Can’t wait for the 7th season of DWTS! Be bloggen with ya soon!!