Tuesday, September 23, 2008

REALITY SHOW JUNKIE!! 

Yeppers that’s me, a Reality Show Junkie!! You name the Reality show and I have seen it, it may not be in my current rotation, but if it’s new I HAVE to give it a try! I watch Reality TV all year round, some folks only watch in the Fall, I say there is good shit to watch even in the Summer! Hello just got done watching Big Brother which was on all Summer and of course Dan won, hellllllloooo he kicked ass in his game playing and all 7 jury members even though he had scammed each and everyone, all voted for him to win the $500,000 because he simply played the best game and thank God they didn’t vote for Memphis to win that he was up against in the top 2, that guy bugged the shit out of me, he claimed to be a mixologist, no dude you are a BARTENDER, that is what they are called NOT Mixologists….please!

Now onto Reality shows currently in my rotation…….

The Hills – MTV Mondays at 10p. Juicy, juicy, juicy! Total drama, backstabbing, gossip ya know all the good stuff! I say Team Lauren all the way! This show is a bunch of 20 something’s in Hollywood trying to find their way with careers, friendships and boys just good non thinking TV, love it!

I Want To Work For Diddy – VHI Mondays at 9p. Diddy is looking for a new assistant and he is not an easy man to work for, you must have a back bone and want to work 24 hours a day everyday for this job. Its all about making the impossible possible, there is not a NO in Diddy’s book if he wants it done you make it happen or you are a gonner! There is a group of folks competing for this job and it is non stop drama and it’s just cool to see all the challenges and what a tough business Diddy runs.

Project Runway – Bravo Wednesdays at 9p. Model Heidi Klum is the host and this show kicks ass! I love designers and these are up and coming designers competing to win the $100,000 prize to start their own clothing line. Each week they have a challenge to design certain outfits and it’s just so awesome to see what they come up with and of course each week one designer is told “you are out.” My favorite used to be Stella just cause she was so obsessed with her leather, she loved to design with leather, and in her New York accent she would say “leaaaa – thaaaa.” But she has been kicked off so now I am rooting for Jerell, he is just awkward and different, love him! Suede is a little weird he is always talking in 3rd person, so annoying!

Americas Next Top Model – CW Wednesday 8p. Tyra Banks hosts and asks…”Who will be Americas Next Top Model!” So addicted to this show, and this is the season that has a Transgender on named Isis, super sweet girl, and yes she is a girl born in a boys body, damn it! So far lots of drama with that because some of the girls are not so nice to Isis which is just cruel, but she is holding her own!

Other Reality Shows I will be checking out this season include Biggest Loser, Amazing Race, Girls Next Door, Keeping up with the Kardashian’s, and Rock of Love 3. And of course any others I may come across!!!

BUT…………THE BIGGIE THAT IS GETTING READY TO START…….DWTS, that’s DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah! That is the main reason I wanted to do this page so I could blog about one of the most popular Reality Shows besides American Idol (which we will blog about when it starts!!) DWTS!! Okay so here is the scoop there will be a 3 night premiere starting on Monday September 22nd on ABC at 8p, then on Wednesday September 24th it will be the first elimination show and 2 couples will be sent home that night! It’s gonna be another exciting year as always! Can you believe it’s going to be the 7th season, this show is hot, hot hot! Okay so if you don’t know who the contestants are, here they are and yes I already have my favorites!!!

MY PICK FOR THE 6 TOP COUPLES

LANCE BASS – Formerly of one of the best boys bands of its time, of course I am talking about NSYNC! I am super excited about this one because Lance is teamed up with Lacey Schwimmer who was a dancer on So You Think You Can Dance and I loved her on that show, she kicks ass as a dancer so this could be the team to watch.

Toni Braxton – Singer and Actress, she carries herself so well I think she will glide across the dance floor and she is in good hands with Season 1 champ Alec Mazo.

Brooke Burke – Actress and Host of Wild On!, Rock Stars INXS and Supernova. Hellooo this women is sexy, we will love to see her body in those little outfits and she is teamed up with Derek Hough who is young, sexy and knows how to get he women to move!

Rocco Dispirito – Celebrity Chef and Author and all around HOTTIE! Okay so that is really why I am putting him as someone to watch cause he is just fun to look at! Plus he is paired with Karina Smirnoff who is also sexy and on fire with her dancing, they will sizzle as a team!!

Maurce Green – Olympic Gold Medalist, dubbed the World’s Fastest Man. Don’t know much about this dude but hey it’s takes fast feet a lot of the times with the dances so he has that going for him! The real reason is he got SUPER lucky to be paired with 2 time DWTS Champ Cheryl Burke who knows how to get these athletes dancer ready!

Kim Kardashian – Actress and model and on one of my favorite Reality Shows, Keeping up with the Kardashians. I love her curves and I love how she embraces them. She is a real women with a real women’s body, the classic hourglass shape. I not only think she will have the moves, but she is paired up with Defending Champ Mark Ballas, that’s right the guy who took the win last year with Krisit Yamaguchi. This guy is a great teacher and I think he and Kim will be a rocken team!

Here are the 7 other contestants that I am hot and cold with at this point but hey they may prove me wrong once the show kicks off!!

Cloris Leachman – Actress with 9 Emmy’s, a Golden Globe and an Academy Award. I love her as an actress just not so sure how her dancing will be, she is teamed up with a World Latin Champion who is making his series debut Corky Ballas.

Cody Linley – Corky will be the youngest contestant to ever compete on DWTS. I am sure your children know who he is, he is best known for his role as Jake Ryan on Hannah Montana! He is teamed up with the youngest dancer Julianne Hough, whose brother is also a dance teacher on the show, the aforementioned Derek Hough who is teamed up with Brooke Burke.

Susan Lucci – Hello who hasn’t heard of the famous Soap Star from All My Children, man this women looks great for her age, she hasn’t aged much, could be plastic surgery allegedly! Anywho she is teamed up with Super HOT Tony Dovolani, so fun to watch that man move, his butt is solid, you just want to smack it!!

Misty May-Treanor – Beach Volleyball Champ, usually the athletes do well, I am sure she will look good in the outfits! Her teammate will be Maksim Chmerkovsky.

Ted McGinley – Actor from such shows as Married with Children and Hope and Faith. He just seems like he will be really awkward on the dance floor, kinda stiff is what I picture, he will be paired with newcomer Inna Brayer.

Jeffery Ross – Comedian A.K.A Roast Mastermind! He obviously is there for a good laugh which they tried to do with Adam Corrolla last year except he isn’t/wasn’t funny at all!! Jeffery gets the pleasure of being teamed up with a dancer that has been on all 7 seasons Edtya Sliwinska.

Warren Sapp – I guess he had like a 13 year career in the NFL, he played with the Buccaneers and the Raiders and he has himself one of those Super bowl rings! Fooda fooda fooda football! Hopefully Kym Johnson that he is paired up with can get him to move smoothly!

Can’t wait for the 7th season of DWTS! Be bloggen with ya soon!!