What a Bitch!

Holly's World - What the hell Laura?? How sleezy and fake can you be? Really hanging out with Jayde??? Holly is being way to nice to you about this, you know Jayde talks shit about Holly and how gullable are you? Jayde is not reaching out to you to be 'nice' she knows it will bother Holly if she can take some of Holly's friends away and you are letting her, you act so tough saying you are a grown woman and Jayde wouldn't get away with pushing you around.....HELLO she is ya dohdoh! You frustrate me

Bachelor - Be thankful Shawntel that Brad sent you home, his true colors will show once the season is over and you will find REAL love with someone else....Word in the Blogosphere is that in the end Brad does choose Chantel they are perfect for each other....were any of you buying into Brad's 'I am just too much of a gentleman to kiss Emily while her daughter is upstairs sleeping bullshit' oh golly gee weez...pleeeeeeeeeeeease and the Oscar goes tooooooooo...c mon dude....

Biggest Loser - Wow what selfless parents this past week throwing the weigh in to give their children a chance to stay since they admit they are the reason their children have gotten so big....hey Helen did you see what it means to be a parent...sometimes you make sacrifices for your children...Helen is the gal from the pink team a few seasons ago who had herself stay and sent her daughter home, she won and got skinny good for her but her daughter was still struggling with weight....anyway these parents I thought did the right thing..how funny was it the the new guy trainer from the Red team said 'finally we won and have made our place at the ranch' not really the black team threw the weigh in that's why you won!!

Cowboys are Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing Race Unfinished Business kicked off this week and I was so excited to see that the Cowboys were back..those boys are easy on the eyes although the episode ended with them in last place won't know who gets kicked off til next week they usually pull it off so here's to hoping....and I love the mother/(deaf) son team they work so well together and she seems like such a good mom, hope both those teams go far this time around..

Real Housewives of Atlanta and Beverly Hills have wrapped up for now, along with New Jersey those are my 3 favs...Can't figure out some of those Beverly Hills gals most of the time Camille came off as fake and ultra self absorbed than there were tiny moments of realness, I saw her on Ellen and she seemed different but then again that was probably fake too! Kyle I like then I think is a total bitch then I like her again...truly the only one who seemed sincere was the Maloof gal and the British gal was pretty amusing!

Real Housewives of Orange County sucks butt and is returning March 6th and I am sure I will watch torturing myself, it is by FAR my least favorite of the franchise serioulsy none of these girls are friends it's so disgustingly fake kinda like the New York gals ughhhhhhhh!

Real Housewives of Miami starts this Tuesday so far the previews are not all that appealing but of course a girls gotta check it out!


Why of why do I waste anytime at all watching Kourtney and Kim take New York??? Ohhh that's right I really don't, usually I can only stomach about 10 minutes of it...why? I don't really know! I think I am on Kardasian overload these days!

Now along with the Atlanta, Beverly Hills and Amazing Race reality shows that I really do enjoy watching not like that 'it's a car wreck watching' but a 'hey I really enjoy this shit'....here are some others to add to the list that is currenlty on my DVR...

Biggest Loser - yes we all know boxing is a great workout just kinda tired of seeing it new trainers, who don't stand a chance against the greatness of Bob and Jillian! maybe I am too loyal!

Top Chef - Can a girl finally take home the big prize this time!!???

Holly's World - Evil Jade trying to make her way in.....get her Holly put her in her place!

Jersey Shore - Well I used to like Sammie until she became really abusive to Ronnie who I also don't like they both are just a hot mess, can we just get on with the parties, sex and normal drama and stay away from all this abusive shit

Heavy - WOW, I know I have struggled with weight my whole life and these people really get you thinking if you don't watch it, take care and love yourself enough you get end up killing yourself slowly...it's so awesome to watch where they start with all the excuses and gorging themselves to actually getting rid of their demons and saving their lives...

Million Dollar Listing - there is just something about watching the filthy rich buy houses with all their 'drama'...just a crazy ass world

Bachelor - God please I don't buy your act Brad ughh your just so sleezy...4 girls left Emily is way to good and sweet for you please don't keep her around, Shawntel also way to real and good for you Brad, let her go as well...the 2 that can fight it out that are needy game players are Chantel and Ashley have fun with them either one will work for your self absorbed ass!

Tabathas Salon Takeover and Basketball wives are also fantabulous to watch!

So Far....Loven it!

Yahoooooo American Idol is back! No more Simon and thank god no more Kara....I didn't even miss Simon last night, I gotta say so far I like Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez as judges...it is as reported a lot nicer but since I like nice it works for me!! They say no without being assholes, rejection is hard enough without someone telling you are a bascially a piece of shit! Not sure if it will be good tv for most, lots of folks did love Simons meaness and as much as I hate to admit it it sometimes did say the things even us nice folks were thinking! I have always been a JLO and Steven Tyler fan sooooo so far it's working....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All the grizzlies and all the cubs couldn't keep Jennifer Grey from winning last night on DWTS....such a bummer for Bristol:( hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...wow the judges with their scoring last night insured little Bristol ended up not in 2nd but 3rd, the tea party didnt brew enuough ....yes I know she is a sweet girl but really the finals...Congrats Jennifer

Perfect Night

Perfect scores for Jennifer last night on DWTS, she really was amazing too bad she won't win! Little Bristol was so bummed that people were saying last week that she doesn't deserve to be there.....hun cause you don't! yes we know you have worked super hard and you don't have any entertainment experience and you think you are the most improved dancer there blah blah blah....fine you are a sweet girl who has come a long way but to think you deserve to be there over Brandi, you are nutso! Kyle do super good as well.....however did you hear the roar of the crowd with boooooos when Bristol didn't get the scores the audience thought she should...and of course mama bear was there to insure the votes for her little cub....I will be surprised if Bristol doesn't win!

So I have watched a little bit of the new show Skating with the Stars and I am not sure about it yet kinda cheesy but I can see it growing on me possibly......

WTF?

Okay so yesterday when I wrote in this blog that it would be the shocker of the season if Brandi got kicked off I really didn't think it would happen......seriously seriously Brandi gets kicked off last night on DWTS, and yet again Bristol is safe, not only safe but she makes it to the Finals, the Finals people! I would say go ahead and just hand Jennifer Gray the Trophy but shit at this rate Bristol could be the champ?!!

And Then there were 3...

Safe to say Jennifer has made it to the Finals next week on DWTS there is NO chance she is going home a perfect 60 out of 60 last night.....Brandi also has to be safe shit that would be the shocker of the season if she didn't make it, her personality is hit or miss..

But it does come down to Bristol and Kyle who both were surprisingly great weren't they? Yeah Kyle has already been doing well but he actually got higher scores than Brandi, and what the hell Bristol who invaded your body last night...both are so likeable to everyone I have been saying all season that Bristol is the one to go and have been screwed in saying so, sooooooooooooooo what the hell she goes home tonight!