Last night was the last of the audtions for Amercian Idol and man what a let down...once again they clumped most of the bad singers together in one clip and only highligted some lame bad singers like the guy who called himself a human Ipod, a guypod....get it!! Joel was his name and he walked in with a cut out Ipod, awful singer of course...could you beleive the girl who has won like 700 singing contests! Holy cow she was awful, but in classic form really thinks she can sing. Adeola, Adeola, poor girl quit her job to come to the auditions and well that was a bad move however Simon called her boss and got her her job back...staged you think? if not showed a softer side of Simon...
Well that's pretty much it kiddos, next week off to Hollywood!!!
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Almost Hollywood time!
Shit the last audition on American Idol last night had me in tears...gal named Rose who is 17 lost both her parents...her dad died when she was 13 then her mom when she was 15, holy shit...so glad they liked her and she got thru...I am so hormonal!!!
So did you see ESP girl? I think her signal may be a little off, she felt good about making it but wasn't sure...huh?? Gothe looking gal with thigh highs let's just say not a flattering look on her.....she sang a song called "fly away" of course it was awful and Simon said he wishes she would..yeah no yellow ticket for her.
It's pretty bad when you bring a lucky rabbit with you and it's actually a person in a rabbit suit and the rabbit shines more than you! yes a boy named Chris brought his friend Gregg who was dressed in a rabbit suit and well it wasn't so lucky for him but the judges were entertained by bugs bunny!
Don't forget one more night of Idol tonight, it will be a 2 city tour and they promise their best ever both good and bad...then next week off to Hollywood...
chat with ya soon!
So did you see ESP girl? I think her signal may be a little off, she felt good about making it but wasn't sure...huh?? Gothe looking gal with thigh highs let's just say not a flattering look on her.....she sang a song called "fly away" of course it was awful and Simon said he wishes she would..yeah no yellow ticket for her.
It's pretty bad when you bring a lucky rabbit with you and it's actually a person in a rabbit suit and the rabbit shines more than you! yes a boy named Chris brought his friend Gregg who was dressed in a rabbit suit and well it wasn't so lucky for him but the judges were entertained by bugs bunny!
Don't forget one more night of Idol tonight, it will be a 2 city tour and they promise their best ever both good and bad...then next week off to Hollywood...
chat with ya soon!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Well that was kinda of a let down last night on American Idol....so the last 2 weeks they were really highlighting the bad ones and then this week what the hell happened??? Wait maybe all the juicy singers were in the first 3 minutes of last nights Idol? You see my Tivo for some reason didn't record the first 3 min......I am guessing probably not....
Now in all fairness I am pre menstrual and girls you know how that can have us see the world differently!! This girl Naomi was pretty bad and her friend came in the room with her cause she really wanted to meet Randy, and her face showed how bad she even thought Naomi was and poor Naomi really thought she could sing and started crying when Simon thought the audition was a joke....let's see what else, Darin who sang Boys to Men was a bit of a drama mama when he walked in the auditon cause someone he just met didn't make it so he was crying....Darin was also not so good of a singer....this guy Michael who lives to sing and play his guitar didn't make it and he was devasted but he did vow that we will see him again....oh wait I forgot about Kaneswa who had lots of self confidence but NO voice, total denial though she laughed at Simon's opinion another one who really beleives she can sing.....
Okay so I guess there were a few after all!! Just not as juicey as the last 2 weeks but hopefully they will make up for it tonight~!
Now in all fairness I am pre menstrual and girls you know how that can have us see the world differently!! This girl Naomi was pretty bad and her friend came in the room with her cause she really wanted to meet Randy, and her face showed how bad she even thought Naomi was and poor Naomi really thought she could sing and started crying when Simon thought the audition was a joke....let's see what else, Darin who sang Boys to Men was a bit of a drama mama when he walked in the auditon cause someone he just met didn't make it so he was crying....Darin was also not so good of a singer....this guy Michael who lives to sing and play his guitar didn't make it and he was devasted but he did vow that we will see him again....oh wait I forgot about Kaneswa who had lots of self confidence but NO voice, total denial though she laughed at Simon's opinion another one who really beleives she can sing.....
Okay so I guess there were a few after all!! Just not as juicey as the last 2 weeks but hopefully they will make up for it tonight~!
Monday, January 26, 2009
Skanks R Us...or Rock of Love?
What the F??? Serioulsy all we have seen this season are big boobs, drunk asses, fights and throw up!! Not that I am complaining, it's been pretty entertaining but isn't Bret trying to find LOVE? In season's past he had already made serious connections with at least 4 of the girls, this time he barley has spent any one on one time with any of these bitches....ummmmm let me guess, yet again he won't find the love of his life!
Alright well your tour ends here......
Alright well your tour ends here......
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Sober House ROCKS!!!!
Oh Dear God!! Steven Adler is making Sober House juicy to watch! So since day 1 of checking into Sober House Steven has been fucked up on heroin.....ummmm Steven this is SOBER House....they make him leave to sober up, but allow him back the next day where he proceeds to smoke more herion, can barely walk or talk has ginormous pupils but denies he is high!! Hellllloooo you are in a house with ex druggies that can call it as they see it!
The drama continues next week as they show in the previews the cops coming and arresting him....
oh by the way, that dirt bag boyfriend of Mary's was on another Reality show called Date my Ex.... if you watched the first season of Real Housewives of Orange County then you know who Jo and Slade are, well anywho the reality show feautured them trying to find Jo a good man and that creep was on, he was slimmy then and still seems slimmy, what a reality show ho!!
The drama continues next week as they show in the previews the cops coming and arresting him....
oh by the way, that dirt bag boyfriend of Mary's was on another Reality show called Date my Ex.... if you watched the first season of Real Housewives of Orange County then you know who Jo and Slade are, well anywho the reality show feautured them trying to find Jo a good man and that creep was on, he was slimmy then and still seems slimmy, what a reality show ho!!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Classic Idol...almost!
I must say last night's Idol was a glimpse of classic Idol..yes there were still the montages of the bad singers, but more were highlighted compared to Idol's start this year, agree? yes i think you do!!
Seriously that first girl! Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, What the hell, worst bleach job and I kinda felt sorry for her because her fake eye lashes were a little crooked! But once she started singing well that is where the focus went, holy shit that was bad and of course she thinks she is AWESOME!! Her mom and dad were with her both in complete denial...Simon with one of his classic lines says to her you know what that was like, it's like there were 22 horses and 1 donkey!!
How about that dork Ross...wowzers! He studies chinese symbols and how they are alike and then aligns them or some shit like that, hey way over my head!!!! I think he was trying to sing Opera....not sure...the attempt was not so good...but he says I have this scratch in my throat from the cold air...lol..lol..drinks poor Paula's water using her straw...grooooooooos! Did the water help? of course not!
Oh my gosh and then toward the end this poor girl named Rebekka comes in starts singing and it is awwwwfuullll, she has this bandage on her arm using as a cheat sheet! anywho the new judge Kara says, oh wait i get it you were voted most humorous in high school, so this is a joke.....the girl starts crying cause well it isn't a joke and Kara asks Paula to punch her for being mean!! Felt so bad for the girl...
Highlight of the night....Lenesha, 18 year old girl who has pretty much grown up homeless with her family but she has such a great attitude and outlook, she also had a good voice, wrote her own song that was put together really well, story totally made me laugh with joy for her!!
Actually can't wait for Idol next week......
Seriously that first girl! Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, What the hell, worst bleach job and I kinda felt sorry for her because her fake eye lashes were a little crooked! But once she started singing well that is where the focus went, holy shit that was bad and of course she thinks she is AWESOME!! Her mom and dad were with her both in complete denial...Simon with one of his classic lines says to her you know what that was like, it's like there were 22 horses and 1 donkey!!
How about that dork Ross...wowzers! He studies chinese symbols and how they are alike and then aligns them or some shit like that, hey way over my head!!!! I think he was trying to sing Opera....not sure...the attempt was not so good...but he says I have this scratch in my throat from the cold air...lol..lol..drinks poor Paula's water using her straw...grooooooooos! Did the water help? of course not!
Oh my gosh and then toward the end this poor girl named Rebekka comes in starts singing and it is awwwwfuullll, she has this bandage on her arm using as a cheat sheet! anywho the new judge Kara says, oh wait i get it you were voted most humorous in high school, so this is a joke.....the girl starts crying cause well it isn't a joke and Kara asks Paula to punch her for being mean!! Felt so bad for the girl...
Highlight of the night....Lenesha, 18 year old girl who has pretty much grown up homeless with her family but she has such a great attitude and outlook, she also had a good voice, wrote her own song that was put together really well, story totally made me laugh with joy for her!!
Actually can't wait for Idol next week......
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Simon Vs. Kara
So last night American Idol was in our own backyard sord of speak...San Fran, show was only an hour...but if I am not comparing it to last year, they did a pretty good mix of the bad and the good..well at least they let some more of the bad ones go on longer than they have so far...
The 2 bad that stuck out was that poor guy who sang with his eyes closed that was the master at the Rubeks cube, Dalton was his name, pretty bad..
The coupe de grass was Akeelah, or Akeelee, who carried around diagrams of the human body so she could teach herself how to sing..and she pronounced all the parts wrong..pretty funny..when she was auditioning, horribly by the way she said wait I was singing from the wrong recktum!!!
This was also the night to show the sparring between Simon and Kara, I guess this is their new thing Kara does gives it back pretty good, but Simon is Simon you can't really touch the bastard!
Well Chat with ya tomorrow!
The 2 bad that stuck out was that poor guy who sang with his eyes closed that was the master at the Rubeks cube, Dalton was his name, pretty bad..
The coupe de grass was Akeelah, or Akeelee, who carried around diagrams of the human body so she could teach herself how to sing..and she pronounced all the parts wrong..pretty funny..when she was auditioning, horribly by the way she said wait I was singing from the wrong recktum!!!
This was also the night to show the sparring between Simon and Kara, I guess this is their new thing Kara does gives it back pretty good, but Simon is Simon you can't really touch the bastard!
Well Chat with ya tomorrow!
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